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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

soggybagel posted:

In more related NFL stuff, I must have missed this but Bolden is suspended for the first 4 games of the year because of violating the PED rules.

If anyone else was wondering who the hell Bolden is, he's a 49ers special teamer

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000935392/article/niners-victor-bolden-suspended-four-games-for-peds

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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

zimbomonkey posted:

I wanted him to succeed based on his name alone.

:same:

poo poo like this sucks. guy busts his rear end for most of his life, finally gets a chance to live his dream against all odds, and... blows up his knee running around in gym shorts.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

That seems like an oddly specific amount of money to demand

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Someone probably fed that reddit dude a bogus story to confirm who was leaking so they could fire his rear end :rip:

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Has anyone seen Danny Woodhead recently? I fear he may have been lured to the TB12 labs and liquified to produce this grit serum :ohdear:

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Bill signs Hack, cuts Brady. Suicide note found: I resign as HC of the NEP. -BB

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

https://deadspin.com/kellen-winslow-jr-arrested-again-in-san-diego-charged-1826847943

quote:

Former NFL tight end Kellen Winslow Jr., who was arrested last week in San Diego on suspicion of burglary, has reportedly been arrested again in San Diego, and the charges this time are much more serious: they include nine different counts, among them kidnapping with intent to commit rape, and forcible rape.

:stonk:

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

100. Million. Dollars.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Silly Burrito posted:

Hello?

Yes, this is ball.

:lol:

My 1 year old son, too, has this skill. Though not the sick laser background

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Is anyone against the Browns at this point? Besides Hue, I mean.

That Mayfield vid owns though.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

In other “wholesome meter” breaking news, apparently a dead body has been found in the basement of Janoris Jenkins’ house :stare:

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2783072-dead-body-reportedly-found-at-home-of-giants-cb-janoris-jenkins

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Inspector 34 posted:

How is his salary only $700k? I thought #1 picks still got pretty decent sized contracts, was his just super front loaded?

idk why, but he's structured with a low base salary and a shitload of bonuses. Presumably it helps them with cap shenanigans somehow?

https://overthecap.com/player/jameis-winston/3849

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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

It's good cause the NFL hasn't weaseled out of paying contracts in the case of career ending injuries... yet

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