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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Carson Wentz is a good dude, if prone to dadjokes.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Being uninvited to the White House will be the latest hot thing.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I don't believe there is any rule that states tv stations have to broadcast the National Anthem. Just go straight to kickoff & the television audience would be none the wiser.

That said you know people will be filming it with their phones so it would get out who was standing/kneeling/in the locker room anyway.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
First reply to the NFLPA’s tweet:
https://twitter.com/titansdoug/status/1004822462171877376?s=21
:chloe:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Wouldn’t it be more of a strike if the players initiate it?

Android Apocalypse fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Jun 8, 2018

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
That’s what I thought. So why would the owners start a lockout?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Unfortunately the number of quarterbacks that would go along with the strike are a lot smaller than the ones that won't.

Running backs must hate the idea of a strike.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Donnie pardoned Jack Johnson & wants to pardon Muhammed Ali. I don't think he needs necromancy powers.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
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Illegal Hen

pubic works project posted:

Yet all the people that were killed by the police are still dead.

Donnie: "I'm pardoning Trayvon Martin, Tamir Rice, and Philandro Castille!"
Public: "But they did nothing wro-"
Donnie: "PARDONED!"

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Uh, the joke is those 3 were never charged with crimes.

EDIT: I forgot Martin wasn't killed by police.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
There’s nothing in the rulebook preventing a horse from playing football…

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Probably picked it up from reading all that Teen Vogue.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Jeff Garcia should do it.

Then drop a lot of innuendos to make TO uncomfortable

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I knew things were not right when there was an NFL Films section on Brazzers…

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
What a terrible thing to call Melania.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
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Illegal Hen
Depending on the state/county this took place in, it would possibly be considered “sexual assault” and not “rape.”

:negative:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Like any of you goons wouldn’t jump on the opportunity to rim Gisele.

Hot Diggity! posted:

Tom, you rim your wife with that mouth

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Wait.




Hear me out.





What if…





…Eating rear end is what made Tom Brady the greatest quarterback ever?

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The mental image of Cutler packing a girl’s mouth with tobacco & lighting it, then proceeding to suck the farts out of her rear end is what I needed today.

Thank you.

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