June N/V: Andrew Luck Throws Football

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/DwightC87/status/1003768113194651648

rip

I forgot about the news of Dwight having ALS breaking earlier and got really confused reading this because I thought he was coming out as gay.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2018 00:56

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 18:04

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/EliStokols/status/1004074207226064896

Oh, that's why every dog in a 5 mile radius is barking their heads off.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2018 20:09

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

DC Murderverse posted:

the answers he did recieve:

3 people said "Carson Daly"
1 person said "Nick Carson"
1 person said "Mick... Nabb? I think?"
1 person said "I'm sorry I can't talk now the national anthem is playing and I'm respecting it"

I'm sure one person said "Tom Brady" with a straight face and you can't tell me otherwise.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2018 20:26

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

latinotwink1997 posted:

I was gonna quote that same thing. They literally can’t find any good qualities besides “throwing in the wind.” Jfc

Well hard to find positive qualities of someone who causes people to lose their jobs:

https://twitter.com/SBNationNFL/status/1004406549098328064

# ¿ Jun 6, 2018 18:00

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

sourdough posted:

I want to lol, but link gives an error

An accurate description of the Bills' QB situation.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2018 23:19

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Eltoasto posted:

also lol

https://twitter.com/CourtneyRCronin/status/1004449674458214400

I thought Bridgewater was on the Jets...

# ¿ Jun 6, 2018 23:49

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

a neat cape posted:

gently caress

"Wait, why does Ross care about some guy I've never heard about that's not on the Chargers...oh, right"

# ¿ Jun 7, 2018 06:14

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

a neat cape posted:

I'm sorry, is it a wrong thing now to root for players who went to your school?

Not at all, I just keep forgetting you do that the most on here.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2018 17:26

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Still a better throwing motion than Tebow

# ¿ Jun 7, 2018 20:25

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

piss tape israel posted:

I was gonna joke that it's Nathan Peterman but it actually turns out that he's taking first-team reps at OTAs

At least Buffalo's secondary will be busy.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2018 18:24

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

a neat cape posted:

Tennessee naming the playoffs with a negative point differential is embarrassing

Not exactly the most uncommon thing in the world though. Just in this past decade:

code:

17 TEN -22
16 HOU -49
16 MIA -17
16 DET -12
13 GBP -11
12 IND -30
11 DEN -81
11 NYG -6
10 SEA -97*

# ¿ Jun 9, 2018 01:56

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Mr. Nice! posted:

Nah Jerry is the best WR ever and no one has ever been close. TO is one of 2-3 people vying for the #2 spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icEGsuxHIKA

I really need watch more Mayne Events. :allears:

# ¿ Jun 10, 2018 19:29

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Spoeank posted:

Somewhere between 49-26 a pop yeah

# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 06:30

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Much in the same way a racehorse gets "retired".

# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 21:29

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

fsif posted:

https://twitter.com/SalSports/status/1006590319285166080

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1006592394702278657

hosed up if true

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 18:43

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

piss tape israel posted:

Best of luck to Hack in the AFFL

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 21:47

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

nerve posted:

Let's ask Favre how many you can throw while still being a hall of famer

31 in the regular season, 4 in the playoffs. 3 of those playoff ones came in one game :stonk:

# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 20:51

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I'm utterly shocked by this

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1006997893243441153

:geno:

# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 21:37

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Wikipedia posted:

Hackenberg made his preseason debut on August 27, 2016 during the third preseason game against the New York Giants, where he completed 6 out of 16 passes for 105 yards with a touchdown and an interception. He also played in the preseason finale against the Philadelphia Eagles on September 1, 2016, where he was 11 for 31 with 54 passing yards and an interception returned for a touchdown.
...
Hackenberg started two preseason games and played in all four. In the first game against the Tennessee Titans, he was 18 of 25 for 127 yards and averaged 5.1 yards per attempt. Hackenberg got the start against the Detroit Lions in the second game and went 2 of 6 for 14 yards before being replaced by Petty in the first half. He also started in the Jets' third preseason game at the New York Giants, posting stats of 8/15 for 60 yards, and two pick sixes. He was replaced by Petty in the second half, but later returned after Petty was injured. In his second stint in the game, Hackenberg went 4 of 6 with a touchdown against the Giants' backups. Hackenberg came in for McCown in the final game against the Eagles. He finished 10 of 22 for 105 yards and a touchdown.

Total stat line: 59/121, 531 yards, 3 TDs and 4 INTs for a whopping 55.5 QB rating.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Jun 14, 2018

# ¿ Jun 14, 2018 21:24

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Yep.

Don't use synthetic weed kids.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2018 01:41

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/Jadenfootball21/status/1008183877410537473

A+ work by the sound guy with the Curb theme.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2018 18:49

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Now, if you're looking at which teams tend to get in more often than others, that's different.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2018 03:09

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Christian Hackenburg has a word for you.

You mean the currently unemployed Christian Hackenburg?

# ¿ Jun 19, 2018 17:22

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Who the hell would bet on Marvin Lewis getting fired? He's still going to be coaching the Bengals even after the heat death of the universe.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2018 23:54

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

dubdrome's meltdown should also be on the list.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 00:17

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Randaconda posted:

Can you link all of these things?

"Decade" and Fancy's followup rant: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3843383&pagenumber=12&perpage=40#post479365784

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 00:19

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Welp, MNF broadcasts are going to get a lot less watchable: Jeff Triplette will be their rules analyst

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 05:57

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

weird Asian candy posted:

omg Baker Mayfield roasting Colin Cowherd is extremely my thing

Verbal or literal?

(Please say literal)

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 20:51

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

https://twitter.com/camdasilva/status/1009845342198812672

Imagine listening to Colin Cowherd on purpose.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 21:13

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

1999? When Holmgren first started and we won the division?

'08 was Holmgren's last year, '09 Mora's only.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2018 19:34

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Even though he's been married twice and has a daughter, I'm still not entirely convinced Russell Wilson has had sex.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2018 02:48

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

No Irish Need Imply posted:

this is a fun montage even tough the Bengals get scored on three times in it http://www.nfl.com/videos/td-tuesday/0ap3000000935763/Best-touchdowns-by-punters-and-kickers

A+ preview image for this video.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2018 23:12

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

https://twitter.com/AndyMPressoir/status/1009588206063509504

Translation: Duvernay-Tardif won't have "MD" on his jersey because the NFL is dumb and stupid.

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/201712240dal.htm

Hawks didn't allow Dallas to score a TD, forced 3 turnovers (1 pick six) and only had 3 of their drives net more than 10 yards, but two of them resulted in the other TDs. Two pass interference penalties made up half the yardage.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2018 06:08

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

This makes things slightly better? Maybe?

https://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/1011715178432487426

# ¿ Jun 26, 2018 22:11

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 18:04

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

If they did the players might actually see a buck or two from it and we can't have that happen.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2018 18:24

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