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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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:siren: National broadcasts not available on ESPN+ :siren:

June 2
Portland vs. Los Angeles Galaxy - 5PM (ESPN2)

June 3
Sporting Kansas City vs. Minnesota United - 8:30PM (FS1)

June 9
Columbus vs. RBNY - 5PM (ESPN)

June 23
RBNY vs. Dallas - 6PM (UniMás)

June 24
Atlanta United vs. Portland - 4:30PM (Fox)

June 30
Seattle vs. Portland - 4:30PM (Fox)
Atlanta United vs. Orlando City - 7PM (ESPN)
San Jose vs. Los Angeles Galaxy - 10PM (UniMás)

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Soccer was on tonight and nobody cared.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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whypick1 posted:

Soccer was on tonight and nobody cared.

To be fair, it was Colorado/Vancouver.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

the Rapids have now lost 7 in a row
drat

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

whypick1 posted:

Soccer was on tonight and nobody cared.

I cared! I'm just worse at starting MDTs than Colorado is at soccer.

(thanks for the slumpbuster, Rapids bros: you actually looked like equalizing at times - to be fair Vancouver ALWAYS looks like giving up 1-goal leads, so thank god that our replacement Young Domestic CB finally got to Play A Game an looked solid doing it)

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

107 through 109 going to look like a burn ward today.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
The Galaxy are...winning? Away?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
enjoying the Zlatan Bench-Cam and all but they really should put him in to have enough time to Zlatan

also lol

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

Better replace the exhausted Valeri before Zlatan comes on.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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porkface posted:

Better replace the exhausted Valeri before Zlatan comes on.

The whole team looks tired.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Almiron just played a dummy, in traffic, right outside Atlanta's penalty area, it was preposterous but somehow totally worked

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
lmao Philly

holy poo poo 2 reds in 10 seconds for dissent

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

trem_two posted:

lmao Philly

holy poo poo 2 reds in 10 seconds for dissent

just saw that clip, what a loving idiot

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

i hope Atlanta are unable to score again on a 9-man Phili
that would be funny to me

also, i think Orlando are back to being bad

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Almiron is just so good

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Atlanta's defending is not so good

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Columbus just got Giovinco’d

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

Columbus just got Giovinco’d

phwoar https://streamable.com/82daj

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


god drat

edit;
lol, Orlando won a penalty, and Kljestan hit the post

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Josef Martinez is lethal

Philly really hosed themselves tonight, over and over

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Toronto were up 3 points and now Columbus is tied with them. lol

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

TwoStepBoog posted:

Toronto were up 3 points and now Columbus is tied with them. lol

I’m watching with Canadians and lolling

no era penal eh

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
So how is Seattle going to lose this week? Can't wait to waste 2 hours finding out!

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



give me a point before the game and i'll take it

i'll just pretend i didn't watch it

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Chicago are insanely good and are beating San Jose, but I just jinxed them so RIP

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
LAFC seem to be the team hardest hit by players away at the world cup. They've got the most players missing, and probably the best one with Vela.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Alxandr Katai is best Sjrbian

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

whypick1 posted:

So how is Seattle going to lose this week? Can't wait to waste 2 hours finding out!

Well, there it is.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
This is just the same loving story every week, and it's going to be until they actually land a striker. No functional offense whatsoever.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

shirts and skins posted:

This is just the same loving story every week, and it's going to be until they actually land a striker. No functional offense whatsoever.

Speaking of no functional offense, there goes Bruin walking gingerly off the field :shepicide:

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Lol Seattle gave up a goal cause they had they’re keeper forward in stoppage time, nice

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

whypick1 posted:

Speaking of no functional offense, there goes Bruin walking gingerly off the field :shepicide:

This squad's construction is an embarrassment. How do you not bring in any other striker options the minute Morris gets hurt?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
As soon as I turned this on KC and Minnesoda start trading sick golazos.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

SKC's 19 year old academy player scored a goal after he came on for their injured DP, so that's real cool.
On the other hand, SKC now has 2 injured DPs.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I love a good old Minnesota Meltdown

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/MLS/status/1005494961729622016
:stare:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Guzan :stare:

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
This game has suddenly turned into one-way traffic and it's disconcerting.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
the fact that NYCFC still play on this joke of a field in their 4th season...

death to MLS

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Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

trem_two posted:

the fact that NYCFC still play on this joke of a field in their 4th season...

It's fun to poo poo-talk them for it but I wouldn't want to be trying to build A Large Thing in NYC even with the kind of money NYCFC have behind them (though it would have been vastly easier if De Blasio hadn't been elected shortly after the team was awarded) so I don't really hold that against them.

It is literally more important that they play inside NYC than that their stadium look good on TV.

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