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G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

so uh, been checked out lately and uh

why is dc up 3 - 0 on toronto

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I had been assured that Colorado are incapable of scoring a goal yet they scored on Chicago within 7 minutes??

Lmao they scored again while I type fml

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

G-Hawk posted:

so uh, been checked out lately and uh

why is dc up 3 - 0 on toronto

Well they’re not anymore!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Red Bulls should really be up 5-0 :stonk:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Colorado have returned to form.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Sounders are soooooo loving baaaaaad.

Enough Dempsey, enough Shipp, enough Alfaro. Take the month off and think about what you've done. And then get replaced by South Americans TIA.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

shirts and skins posted:

Sounders are soooooo loving baaaaaad.

Enough Dempsey, enough Shipp, enough Alfaro. Take the month off and think about what you've done. And then get replaced by South Americans TIA.

https://twitter.com/SoccerByIves/status/1007075615026171904

okay

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Yes now do that like three more times

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I didn't expect to win, but this has been rather disheartening, especially with the number of really good looks we've given up.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

shirts and skins posted:

Yes now do that like three more times

Sure hope by "South American" you mean "born in the southern US" because we sure as hell aren't going to get any more international slots.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Loving the fact that 5'8 BWP has about 6 headers this season

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
A bullshipp goal!

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
yessss get hosed DCU

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

camoseven posted:

yessss get hosed DCU

The only thing funnier than DC taking a 3-0 lead in the first half is them blowing it in the second.

edit: :laffo: six minutes of stoppage

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

camoseven posted:

yessss get hosed DCU

DC coughing up a 3-0 lead? Why I never.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
God damnit Toronto!!!!!!!!!

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

ahahaha

commentator: "there is only one side that is going to win this and it is tfc"

*dc scores*

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
BUY SOME loving DEFENDERS

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

G-Hawk posted:

ahahaha

commentator: "there is only one side that is going to win this and it is tfc"

*dc scores*

Okay, I lied, this is funnier.

edit: what even is this game? what even is defending?

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

lmao this is some good rear end poo poo

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Hagglund holy poo poo dude, have yourself a game

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That should've been DC's fifth

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



this is loving stupid

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
That was quite a game

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

good thing i bet dc/tor draw, this is exactly what i drew up

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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That Toronto/D.C. United match was the stuff dreams are made of.

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

Fagúndez aka limp bizkit has improved his shots to only be off frame by 10-20 feet

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

:toot:

everyone's favorite dumb league is back today

thewizardofshoe
Feb 24, 2013

The Red Bulls gonna beat these other, redder bulls probably. While down to 10 men.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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How is Philly up 3-0 against anyone, let alone Vancouver?

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Edward Mass posted:

How is Philly up 3-0 against anyone, let alone Vancouver?

Because Vancouver are dumb and now have two red cards for the second time this season

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
all the away teams are getting asskickings tonight :ohdear:

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

TwoStepBoog posted:

Because Vancouver are dumb and now have two red cards for the second time this season

To be fair, it was 2-0 before either red card because Dockal decided to have a Good Game out of nowhere.

Also thank gently caress the Ticos are coming home so we get Waston back.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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FC DALLAS TIL I.......die????

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
Loving that we trounced Dallas on a red card with multiple stars gone at the world cup*

Two Panamanian defenders. Murillo is actually a good fullback though

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Sick header imo

https://twitter.com/mls/status/1010677327494307846?s=21

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

paddyboat posted:

all the away teams are getting asskickings tonight :ohdear:

You have nothing to fear tonight, trust me

(Watch Dempsey pull a hat trick out of his rear end just to spite me)

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
:mrgw:

https://twitter.com/chicagofire/status/1010709522724220928?s=21

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

whypick1 posted:

You have nothing to fear tonight, trust me

(Watch Dempsey pull a hat trick out of his rear end just to spite me)

He's probably scored his only goal of the year tonight

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

binge crotching posted:

He's probably scored his only goal of the year tonight

Even still, there are obsessive compulsive hypochondriacs with hands that are less washed than he is. :sever:

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