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lol that these guys are still triggering goons left and right
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 00:58 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 06:59 |
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I genuinely wish these guys would just die. Just kill themselves. Not anyone else, just themselves. The world would be better for it. Then again, I wish the same on most Republicans, so take it with a grain of salt.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 01:07 |
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stacy, chill. He was drafting. *rolls eyes*
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 01:09 |
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UNCUT PHILISTINE posted:lol that these guys are still triggering goons left and right what a take. well done
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 01:09 |
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What is a femoid?
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 01:13 |
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I think it's like an android with boobs? I dunno, I didn't play Detroit yet.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 01:14 |
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When a man leaves our bedroom, we add the Sex Beads to our Bead Hoard, lie down on it and bask in their warmth. Much like dragons in fantasy novels, except we are more lizard-like and evil.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 01:25 |
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lol
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 01:29 |
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Lol if you’ve never drafted a Chad. Walking around like a drat chump.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 01:33 |
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lmao
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 01:33 |
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UNCUT PHILISTINE posted:lol that these guys are still triggering goons left and right you are a moron, with some odd sympathy for incels
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 01:34 |
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Pick posted:It's really messed up to me, because in a lot of ways I'm an incel dreamgirl, yet these guys are always super vicious to me and I know if I were to marry one he would beat the poo poo out of me for no reason. mods
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 01:36 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Actually I should clarify that I have a particular fetish you’ll have to get on board with, which is to feed me Fritos with chopsticks as I watch anime while dressed as Vanna White* PM me
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 01:38 |
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KomodoWagon posted:I think it's like an android with boobs? I dunno, I didn't play Detroit yet. Uh that would be a gynoid, look at this guy without even a basic understanding of ancient Greek. I learnt it from DnD Sphinx types.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 01:41 |
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Dukemont posted:you are a moron, with some odd sympathy for incels I guess I just can't spare the derision for a group that probably shouldn't have been born in the first place
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 01:59 |
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Im really glad that lowtax's brushes with death taught him the importance of making his life about the things that really matter.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:01 |
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uber_stoat posted:book club. lol. imagine the crazy energy you'd get with a room full of men like this dude. So basically it's like a ship full of Marines except they're also all horribly out of shape
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:02 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Lmao Chad gets it.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:03 |
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I have sympathy for them. But it seems like they aren't willing to put any effort into their sense of humor, the way they look, or how they talk to women. Their fault imo.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:04 |
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UNCUT PHILISTINE posted:lol that these guys are still triggering goons left and right
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:04 |
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The chads in these stories usually seem like pretty cool dudes
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:04 |
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UNCUT PHILISTINE posted:lol that these guys are still triggering goons left and right Okay how many posts are we from you coming out as incel Because that's how this one always plays out
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:09 |
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I just poured an entire pallet of beads onto a girl and not only is she not giving me sex but she's not even digging herself out from under the mountain of beads. Please advise.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:11 |
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You've killed her, Honky Dong Country
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:12 |
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careful with the jokes guys, you're gonna make them become nazis
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:15 |
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God drat it the sex manual didn't mention anything about this.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:15 |
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UNCUT PHILISTINE posted:I guess I just can't spare the derision for a group that probably shouldn't have been born in the first place Very disrespectful to say this about goons right in our own hallowed forums
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:16 |
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Lowtax posted:I love how, according to incels, women are all whores yet they refuse to sleep with them... that is strange, considering they're whores. Or at least should be whores, if somebody buys them dinner. He can't afford the beads. Sandwich artists don't make a lot of bead money.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:16 |
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Dr. Snuggles posted:Im really glad that lowtax's brushes with death taught him the importance of making his life about the things that really matter. Are you trying to say this doesn't matter? You make me sick.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:16 |
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Exactly how many beads am I supposed to insert to receive sex? Because frankly I feel like I over-did this one.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:16 |
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Honky Dong Country posted:Exactly how many beads am I supposed to insert to receive sex? Because frankly I feel like I over-did this one. If you're at the point where beads are being inserted you are already having sex my friend
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:19 |
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KomodoWagon posted:If you're at the point where beads are being inserted you are already having sex my friend Dude. Very clever.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:19 |
It depends on the Sexual Market Value of the lady you’re trying to bone down with. Pretty sure they’re all required to keep some sort of price range on their body somewhere.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:20 |
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I just poured three gallons of beads into a vehicle containing a female human but she's clearly not getting my message because she's screaming something about calling the police while her boyfriend menaces me with a tire iron. Please help me I don't know what I did wrong. Was this the wrong amount of beads???
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:22 |
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I'm never going to be able to return to this drive-in theatre again.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:23 |
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They should just skip the middle man and put the sex beads straight up their butts. Cram them up there real deep until they find inner peace.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:23 |
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:The chads in these stories usually seem like pretty cool dudes The boyfriend in this story seems hella cool http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2017/07/14/and-the-creepy-boss-of-the-week-award-goes-to-this-dude-posting-on-reddit/
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:24 |
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Beet Wagon posted:It depends on the Sexual Market Value of the lady you’re trying to bone down with. Pretty sure they’re all required to keep some sort of price range on their body somewhere. Yeah. But we hide the market value paperwork in our vaginas, so the incels will never see it anyway. uber_stoat posted:me: browsing the beads aisle at Michaels, my turgid dingus' outline clearly visible through my jorts I'm ready :bigtran:
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:25 |
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Bored posted:Yeah. But we hide the market value paperwork in our vaginas, so the incels will never see it anyway. Clever girl
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:26 |
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Dr. Snuggles posted:Im really glad that lowtax's brushes with death taught him the importance of making his life about the things that really matter.
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