Women are whores, the incel tweet thread

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Senior Management: Jul 3, 2011

I just have not had any free time anymore since Steve from accounting told me about the ancient bead law. Every day he shows up with the beads. But I am not trying to go to jail. Thanks Obama.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:27

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# ? May 5, 2024 22:43

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

How do we maximize the sexual profit of beads by using the block chain???(?)

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:27

Senior Management: Jul 3, 2011

Lowtax posted:

How do we maximize the sexual profit of beads by using the block chain???(?)

I think we need to make an ICO and run off with all the money. That is how I hear these things work.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:27

Bobcats: Aug 5, 2004; Oh

Lowtax posted:

How do we maximize the sexual profit of beads by using the block chain???(?)

IF YOU ARE SUGGESTING BEADS DONT WORK THEN EXPLAIN MARDI GRAS

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:28

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

So I just ordered a dump truck full of beads to be delivered to a Sexually Eligible Human Female. Surely she cannot resist my bait because I have realised you don't pour the beads on the Human FEMALE, you deliver them to it.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:28

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Bored posted:

Yeah. But we hide the market value paperwork in our vaginas, so the incels will never see it anyway.

Oh poo poo that�s really smart. So like, you wait to see how many pull-ups a chad can do before you take it out and read him his options or what?

What�s the exchange rate for �pull-ups� to �authentic Japanese katanas owned� for people who spent their time studying the blade instead of wasting time at a gym? Asking for a friend.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:33

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

Honky Dong Country posted:

So I just ordered a dump truck full of beads to be delivered to a Sexually Eligible Human Female. Surely she cannot resist my bait because I have realised you don't pour the beads on the Human FEMALE, you deliver them to it.

Oh. I wondered where those beads came from.

I have the hot farts tonight, though. Raincheck?

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:35

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

Papa Emeritus III posted:

hot farts tonight

I need to know precisely how many beads this variety of human intercourse will cost me in the sexual marketplace.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:36

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Imagine being so unattractive and so lacking of charisma that women don't want to have sex with you? What a horrible existence

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:36

Senior Management: Jul 3, 2011

Beet Wagon posted:

Oh poo poo that�s really smart. So like, you wait to see how many pull-ups a chad can do before you take it out and read him his options or what?

What�s the exchange rate for �pull-ups� to �authentic Japanese katanas owned� for people who spent their time studying the blade instead of wasting time at a gym? Asking for a friend.

Ladies tend to prefer proud and noble warriors who are big beefy boys like Vikings, Conan the Barbarian, or Kahless (unified the Klingons.) They will laugh at your nerdy weeb sword as chad lets out a proper warrior's battle cry and paints his face.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:37

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

Honky Dong Country posted:

I need to know precisely how many beads this variety of human intercourse will cost me in the sexual marketplace.

The truckload of beads and a can of Duster. That way I can talk sexy in demonic voices.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:37

Bobcats: Aug 5, 2004; Oh

BONE DOG posted:

Imagine being so unattractive and so lacking of charisma that women don't want to have sex with you? What a horrible existence

You get used to it :3:

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:38

Ad by Khad: Jul 25, 2007; Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.
I also hang out with racists.

I've started getting a lot more messages from incels on the sex discords I hang out in. I try to be nice, which usually confuses the poo poo out of them, and what usually ends up happening is that they stop messaging me because they lose their nerve and get too shy to continue.

I had this one the other day that was like an onion, who kept telling me more and more about themselves as if I was going to reject them upon hearing it. At one point he straight up admitted to being "an alt right, racist, incel white cuckold" and when I didn't yell at him after that he got all squirrely and ran off.

Even if an incel met their perfect match they'd never have the balls to go after her.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:40

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Lowtax posted:

How do we maximize the sexual profit of beads by using the block chain???(?)

We need decentralized, distributed, digital beads or else the chads will monopolize the pussy market.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:43

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Ad by Khad posted:

I've started getting a lot more messages from incels on the sex discords I hang out in. I try to be nice, which usually confuses the poo poo out of them, and what usually ends up happening is that they stop messaging me because they lose their nerve and get too shy to continue.

I had this one the other day that was like an onion, who kept telling me more and more about themselves as if I was going to reject them upon hearing it. At one point he straight up admitted to being "an alt right, racist, incel white cuckold" and when I didn't yell at him after that he got all squirrely and ran off.

Even if an incel met their perfect match they'd never have the balls to go after her.

thats the kinda stuff that makes me feel "sorta" bad for them sometimes if they didn't decent into toxic murder/rape fantasy poo poo out of spite. they start out as sad lonely fucks that are damaged by toxic ideals and irony poisoning. if i had lovely parents who didn't teach me how to treat people. i could see myself going down then road.

Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jun 4, 2018

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:43

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Bobcats posted:

You get used to it

Do you though

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:44

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

Pawn 17 posted:

We need decentralized, distributed, digital beads or else the chads will monopolize the pussy market.

BitBeads

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:44

Evil Agita: Feb 25, 2005; Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

codpiece the incel super hero lol

https://comicvine.gamespot.com/codpiece/4005-49255/

Codpiece began as an insecure high school student, whom, when asking an attractive, popular girl out on a date, was denied. Her reasoning was due to his height, claiming he wasn't big enough, but Codpiece believed this to be an insult to his genitals. This insecurity followed him throughout his adult life, resurfacing each and every time he was denied or declined by a girl in any sort of romantic sense. He attempted to find a doctor to do some surgery, but ran away from that after misinterpreting the Doctor's concerns and advice as insults. Codpiece finally 'snapped' when he hired a prostitute and she suggested he 'wear something' to pad the area up. The result was Codpiece creating a power-suit and beginning a criminal spree under his new name -- Codpiece!

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:46

Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

Ad by Khad posted:

I've started getting a lot more messages from incels on the sex discords I hang out in. I try to be nice, which usually confuses the poo poo out of them, and what usually ends up happening is that they stop messaging me because they lose their nerve and get too shy to continue.

I had this one the other day that was like an onion, who kept telling me more and more about themselves as if I was going to reject them upon hearing it. At one point he straight up admitted to being "an alt right, racist, incel white cuckold" and when I didn't yell at him after that he got all squirrely and ran off.

Even if an incel met their perfect match they'd never have the balls to go after her.

Why are you even doing this

What possible benefit do they get from you doing this, and what do you get from playing out this role?

Stop hanging out with incels on sex discords.

I'm like 80% sure this is fake but that other 20% is still convincing. Don't let me down GBS poster.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:48

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

Evil Agita posted:

codpiece the incel super hero lol

https://comicvine.gamespot.com/codpiece/4005-49255/

Codpiece began as an insecure high school student, whom, when asking an attractive, popular girl out on a date, was denied. Her reasoning was due to his height, claiming he wasn't big enough, but Codpiece believed this to be an insult to his genitals. This insecurity followed him throughout his adult life, resurfacing each and every time he was denied or declined by a girl in any sort of romantic sense. He attempted to find a doctor to do some surgery, but ran away from that after misinterpreting the Doctor's concerns and advice as insults. Codpiece finally 'snapped' when he hired a prostitute and she suggested he 'wear something' to pad the area up. The result was Codpiece creating a power-suit and beginning a criminal spree under his new name -- Codpiece!

I thought this was a deviant art type of creation at first, not DC

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:51

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

God there is always some loving gutter worse than you could ever imagine isn't there.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:53

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

The chads in these stories usually seem like pretty cool dudes

right yeah
like do they hate the chads? are they envious? idgi

it reminds me of when nerds were getting all sassed up about "hipsters" and "fake geek girls"
is a chad just a melvin who takes care of himself and is cool to hang out with?

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:55

Jim Flatline: Sep 23, 2015

Ad by Khad posted:

I've started getting a lot more messages from incels on the sex discords I hang out in. I try to be nice, which usually confuses the poo poo out of them, and what usually ends up happening is that they stop messaging me because they lose their nerve and get too shy to continue.

I had this one the other day that was like an onion, who kept telling me more and more about themselves as if I was going to reject them upon hearing it. At one point he straight up admitted to being "an alt right, racist, incel white cuckold" and when I didn't yell at him after that he got all squirrely and ran off.

Even if an incel met their perfect match they'd never have the balls to go after her.

Stop hitting yourself

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:55

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

idk if they call themselves melvins I might have just made that up

# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:55

Ad by Khad: Jul 25, 2007; Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.
I also hang out with racists.

Tom Gorman posted:

Why are you even doing this

What possible benefit do they get from you doing this, and what do you get from playing out this role?

Stop hanging out with incels on sex discords.

I'm like 80% sure this is fake but that other 20% is still convincing. Don't let me down GBS poster.

Uh, hello? The discord has like 23000 people, incels make up a tiny percent

Did you miss where I implied that it was weird that I was getting messages from incels at all all of a sudden

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:01

Jim Flatline: Sep 23, 2015

Ad by Khad posted:

Uh, hello? The discord has like 23000 people, incels make up a tiny percent

Did you miss where I implied that it was weird that I was getting messages from incels at all all of a sudden

Tell more about the cool sex discords frequented by incels you hang out in

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:04

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Evil Agita posted:

codpiece the incel super hero lol

https://comicvine.gamespot.com/codpiece/4005-49255/

he was defeated in his first and only appearance by a trans woman when she melted his robot dick off

lol

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:04

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Skutter posted:

When a man leaves our bedroom, we add the Sex Beads to our Bead Hoard, lie down on it and bask in their warmth. Much like dragons in fantasy novels, except we are more lizard-like and evil.

Lol sweet
I bet there's a lotta low hissing and rumbling like komodo dragons

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:06

DoctorJones: Apr 28, 2003; Fortune and Glory.

what's a mra

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:10

Bobcats: Aug 5, 2004; Oh

DoctorJones posted:

what's a mra

Proto-incel putting up a brave front

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:12

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

I want to know more lore of the bead hoard chamber, we talking "mystical lady grotto," "creepy sex tomb," "hazy den of iniquity," or what?

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:16

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

I gather all my beads by collecting them from the sadly weak corpses of my sexual competition. This is why I have truckloads of sex beads, you see. All this time you could have been studying the sexblade like me.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:18

Im Ready for DEATH: Oct 5, 2016

BONE DOG posted:

Do you though

have you seen the porn out there

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:20

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

If you bow before me now I shall exact a lighter tax on sexbeads upon your tribe.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:21

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Beet Wagon posted:

Oh poo poo that�s really smart. So like, you wait to see how many pull-ups a chad can do before you take it out and read him his options or what?

What�s the exchange rate for �pull-ups� to �authentic Japanese katanas owned� for people who spent their time studying the blade instead of wasting time at a gym? Asking for a friend.

I can't remember off the top of my head. You could always check the Kelly's pink book listing for a similar model.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:23

Jikes: Dec 18, 2005; candy of the ocean

Ad by Khad posted:

I've started getting a lot more messages from incels on the sex discords I hang out in. I try to be nice, which usually confuses the poo poo out of them, and what usually ends up happening is that they stop messaging me because they lose their nerve and get too shy to continue.

I had this one the other day that was like an onion, who kept telling me more and more about themselves as if I was going to reject them upon hearing it. At one point he straight up admitted to being "an alt right, racist, incel white cuckold" and when I didn't yell at him after that he got all squirrely and ran off.

Even if an incel met their perfect match they'd never have the balls to go after her.

ma'am this is a Shoney's

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:25

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Honky Dong Country posted:

If you bow before me now I shall exact a lighter tax on sexbeads upon your tribe.

Don't even try this tree of woe type poo poo on me pal

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:27

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Has anyone tried to pull a heist on the sexual beads? Did it work?

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:28

KrunkMcGrunk: Jul 2, 2007; Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

BEES???

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:34

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Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

Beecuck

E: quit auto correcting me, phone

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:38

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