Women are whores, the incel tweet thread

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WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Has anyone tried to pull a heist on the sexual beads? Did it work?

Do you think there�s a mega-bead?

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SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Oh my god...
Mega-bead...
It makes sense,
A mega bead is an...
:orb:

# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:46

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WatermelonGun posted:

Do you think there�s a mega-bead?

It�s a mistranslation. Pre-agrarian man would present his testicles to the woman. If she approved she would fondle them gently, if not she would eat them to gain his strength.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 04:12

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

the other incel thread is just people saying �volcano� or posting elaborate fantasies about raping shut in nerds so i hope maybe we can have some jokes in this thread.

i�ll start: knock knock!

# ? Jun 4, 2018 04:24

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i�ll start: knock knock!

i don't want any of your beads go away

# ? Jun 4, 2018 04:26

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

the other incel thread is just people saying �volcano� or posting elaborate fantasies about raping shut in nerds so i hope maybe we can have some jokes in this thread.

i�ll start: knock knock!

Who's there?

# ? Jun 4, 2018 04:26

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

Cubone posted:

right yeah
like do they hate the chads? are they envious? idgi

it reminds me of when nerds were getting all sassed up about "hipsters" and "fake geek girls"
is a chad just a melvin who takes care of himself and is cool to hang out with?

it seems that they actually like chad and think he's a cool guy, they're just envious. they don't blame him because they would do the same things they imagine he does in his position

# ? Jun 4, 2018 04:30

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

Bored posted:

Who's there?

orange

# ? Jun 4, 2018 04:44

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

fruit on the bottom posted:

It’s a mistranslation. Pre-agrarian man would present his testicles to the woman. If she approved she would fondle them gently, if not she would eat them to gain his strength.

Testicles or beads? ¿Por qué no los dos?

# ? Jun 4, 2018 04:54

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

God there is always some loving gutter worse than you could ever imagine isn't there.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 04:54

Lacey: Jul 10, 2001; _{Guess where this lollipop's going?}

Dixville posted:

Testicles or beads? ¿Por qué no los dos?

I keep getting so close to a catholic joke

# ? Jun 4, 2018 05:01

J.theYellow: May 7, 2003; Slippery Tilde

Lacey posted:

I keep getting so close to a catholic joke

World's largest rosary. In yo butt. Amen.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 05:04

kazr: Jan 28, 2005

Lacey posted:

I keep getting so close to a catholic joke

Rosary-bud gape

# ? Jun 4, 2018 05:10

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Cubone posted:

right yeah
like do they hate the chads? are they envious? idgi

I think it's both.

My favorite is the story from the guy who says he kept a "chad folder" of all the manly, muscular chads he encountered online so he could get mad about them later on the incel forums, but then his parents find it and are now convinced he's gay

# ? Jun 4, 2018 05:52

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

WatermelonGun posted:

Do you think there’s a mega-bead?

Yeah a diamond ring

# ? Jun 4, 2018 05:52

drilldo squirt: Aug 18, 2006; a beautiful, soft meat sack; Clapping Larry

If I'm not allowed to give women beads to gently caress them, I should be allowed to give their family cows to gently caress them, I mean how else am I going to gently caress?

# ? Jun 4, 2018 06:08

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

ask them if they want to gently caress? gotta think outside the box my friend

# ? Jun 4, 2018 06:09

drilldo squirt: Aug 18, 2006; a beautiful, soft meat sack; Clapping Larry

I need to gently caress and treating everything as transaction worked for me so far, I mean check out all these sexbeads I have now.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 06:10

drilldo squirt: Aug 18, 2006; a beautiful, soft meat sack; Clapping Larry

I'm even offering your family sex cows.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 06:12

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

drilldo squirt posted:

I need to gently caress and treating everything as transaction worked for me so far, I mean check out all these sexbeads I have now.

It's great when these guys run into the legalize prostitution people and they start to agree before immediately flying apart

# ? Jun 4, 2018 06:16

Hellsau: Jan 14, 2010; NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

drilldo squirt posted:

I need to gently caress and treating everything as transaction worked for me so far, I mean check out all these sexbeads I have now.

drat how many guys did you have to gently caress to earn that sexbead hoard?

# ? Jun 4, 2018 07:19

clone on the phone: Aug 5, 2003

how has new orleans cornered the market on the sex bead exchange program?

# ? Jun 4, 2018 08:38

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# ? Jun 4, 2018 09:27

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

WatermelonGun posted:

Do you think there�s a mega-bead?

Normal beads

Mega-beads

# ? Jun 4, 2018 09:36

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Christ that smirk :lol:

# ? Jun 4, 2018 11:19

ROFL Octopus: Jun 20, 2014; LET ME EXPLAIN

Just sever your balls and you won�t have to worry about any of this bead exchange poo poo

# ? Jun 4, 2018 12:27

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Cubone posted:

he was defeated in his first and only appearance by a trans woman when she melted his robot dick off

lol

Why are DC wasting time on Justice League movies when they've got this in their archives?

# ? Jun 4, 2018 12:35

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Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.
I also hang out with racists.

ROFL Octopus posted:

Just sever your balls and you won�t have to worry about any of this bead exchange poo poo

Life goal right here

# ? Jun 4, 2018 12:42

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

ROFL Octopus posted:

Just sever your balls and you won’t have to worry about any of this bead exchange poo poo

Truth

This only it's balls

# ? Jun 4, 2018 12:51

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

Ziv Zulander posted:

PM me

clone on the phone posted:

how has new orleans cornered the market on the sex bead exchange program?

Well, where else would it start?

# ? Jun 4, 2018 13:02

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

i wish i had stuff to share but i don't follow incels on twitter. can anyone tell me how to find them?

# ? Jun 4, 2018 13:43

Lacey: Jul 10, 2001; _{Guess where this lollipop's going?}

Ziv Zulander posted:

Mega-beads

I'm no expert but I feel like the ring at the end should not be smaller than the beads.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 13:47

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Hell Yeah posted:

i wish i had stuff to share but i don't follow incels on twitter. can anyone tell me how to find them?

Look in the mirrorrrrrrr

# ? Jun 4, 2018 13:47

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Look in the mirrorrrrrrr

I'm starting with the Chad in the mirror
I'm asking him to share his beads

# ? Jun 4, 2018 13:50

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007

the involuntary celibates just want to make females into involuntary sexuals

it's like poetry, it rhymes

# ? Jun 4, 2018 14:08

yogizh: Oct 12, 2015; Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

I am horny as poo poo and lonely, if I ever call women "femoids" please kill me irl with a rusty showel. Thank you in advance.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 14:17

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

Say Nothing posted:

Obligatory...

is that forums down girl on the right side at 2:00

# ? Jun 4, 2018 14:22

drjuggalo: Jul 26, 2014

black incels shock me and i didnt think black men could have the world view to turn to inceldom but i guess 'bitches aint poo poo but hoes and tricks' isnt that far removed from thinking all woman are breeding tools

# ? Jun 4, 2018 14:26

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

Every time I imagine some pimply fat neckbeard saying to himself "why won't these whores understand that I'm the nice guy???" I just start laughing. I must look like a crazy person to my coworkers but I can't contain myself. The sheer lack of self reflection just boggles my mind

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Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Look in the mirrorrrrrrr

nice

# ? Jun 4, 2018 14:41

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