Women are whores, the incel tweet thread

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kalel: Jun 19, 2012

There's probably a shitload of incels who become writers, especially screenwriters. Just look at any romantic comedy from the 90s and early aughts, every time it's "dumb whore dumps Chad for the nice sensitive guy with a wicked sense of humor"

I just watched that new film "The Last Movie Star" and I bet you dollars to donuts that the screenwriter was an incel

# ? Jun 4, 2018 14:45

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# ? May 6, 2024 06:50

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

SciFiDownBeat posted:

There's probably a shitload of incels who become writers, especially screenwriters. Just look at any romantic comedy from the 90s and early aughts, every time it's "dumb whore dumps Chad for the nice sensitive guy with a wicked sense of humor"

I just watched that new film "The Last Movie Star" and I bet you dollars to donuts that the screenwriter was an incel

I think it's more the opposite, where lame nerds like screenwriters sort of thought that, and then the new generation of shut-in nerds who get all their ideas about society and human relationships solely from mass media latched onto this latent message.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 14:52

Bum the Sad: Aug 25, 2002; Can't post for 24 hours!; Hell Gem

I found this thread searching for sex discords.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 15:00

DogonCrook: Apr 24, 2016; I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters

Bum the Sad posted:

I found this thread searching for sex discords.

Buddy if you got the beads this thread is whatever you want it to be.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 15:12

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

orange

Orange who?

# ? Jun 4, 2018 16:12

Im Ready for DEATH: Oct 5, 2016

orange you glad I brought you this chalcedony bead

# ? Jun 4, 2018 16:13

Im Ready for DEATH: Oct 5, 2016

quote:

Penguins are turning to prostitution. But instead of doing it for money, Antarctic dolly-birds are turning tricks to get rocks off their menfolk � Stones are essential for penguins to build their nests. A shortage has led to the unorthodox tactics.

�Stones are the valuable currency in penguin terms,� said Dr Fiona Hunter, a researcher in the Zoology Department at Cambridge University, who has spent five years observing the birds� mating patterns � Prostitution is described as the world�s oldest profession. But Dr Hunter is convinced it is the first time it has been seen in animals.

All of the female penguins Dr Hunter observed trading sex for stones had partners � Penguins stick to the same mate, she said, but none of the males twigged what was happening.

�There was no suspicion on the part of the males. Females quite often go off on their own to collect stones, so as far as the males are concerned there is no reason to suspect � It tends to be females targeting single males, otherwise the partner female would beat the intruder up.�

On some occasions the prostitute penguins trick the males. They carry out the elaborate courtship ritual, which usually leads to mating.

Having bagged their stone, they would then run off [Hunter] said she does not think the female penguins are doing it just for the stones.

�The female only takes one or two stones � It takes hundreds to build the nest to get their eggs off the ground. I think what they are doing is having copulation for another reason and just taking the stones as well. We don�t know exactly why, but they are using the males.�

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/60302.stm

# ? Jun 4, 2018 16:16

hevnz 2 murgatroyd: Apr 13, 2018; by Smythe

nice thread about a deleted tweet

# ? Jun 4, 2018 16:33

Skutter: Apr 8, 2007; Well you can fuck that sky high!

SniperWoreConverse posted:

I want to know more lore of the bead hoard chamber, we talking "mystical lady grotto," "creepy sex tomb," "hazy den of iniquity," or what?

It depends on the lady in question, and as with other fashion trends, there are cycles of "what's the right way to decorate?"

There's a secret section of Pinterest dedicated to bead hoard design. I mean, why do you think she-sheds are a thing now?

# ? Jun 4, 2018 16:57

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

poverty goat posted:

is that forums down girl on the right side at 2:00

no that's obama

# ? Jun 4, 2018 18:20

Judakel: Jul 29, 2004; Can't post for 9 years!

Pawn 17 posted:

How many beads do you have?

I have tis

TIS NUTZ

# ? Jun 4, 2018 18:33

To be fair...: Feb 3, 2006; Film Producer

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:

nice thread about a deleted tweet

We were too late to the party.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 18:58

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Judakel posted:

I have tis

TIS NUTZ

I don�t get it?

# ? Jun 4, 2018 19:34

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

drjuggalo posted:

black incels shock me and i didnt think black men could have the world view to turn to inceldom but i guess 'bitches aint poo poo but hoes and tricks' isnt that far removed from thinking all woman are breeding tools

My man, did you ever hear the tragedy of Jon Pop the Banned?

# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:18

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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I thought not. It�s not a story the mod team would tell you.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:46

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

SciFiDownBeat posted:

There's probably a shitload of incels who become writers, especially screenwriters. Just look at any romantic comedy from the 90s and early aughts, every time it's "dumb whore dumps Chad for the nice sensitive guy with a wicked sense of humor"

I just watched that new film "The Last Movie Star" and I bet you dollars to donuts that the screenwriter was an incel

that's literally the plot to Revenge of the Nerds, which includes a scene in which the titular nerd rapes the hot sorority girl into loving him

# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:48

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

Verisimilidude posted:

that's literally the plot to Revenge of the Nerds, which includes a scene in which the titular nerd rapes the hot sorority girl into loving him

I believe it was because his tongue game was strong. I'm not saying it excuses it!

# ? Jun 4, 2018 21:11

Khazar-khum: Oct 22, 2008; Cat Army
2nd Battalion

I know a few girls who, if presented with that wall'o'beads from Micheal's, would be happy to give an incel a kiss. Not on the lips, you understand. But a kiss nonetheless. She won't be a pure 14-year old virgin, either. She might even have Chadspawn. But a kiss is still a kiss, yes?

# ? Jun 4, 2018 22:23

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

Khazar-khum posted:

But a kiss is still a kiss, yes?

For an incel, no it isn't

# ? Jun 4, 2018 22:31

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Khazar-khum posted:

I know a few girls who, if presented with that wall'o'beads from Micheal's, would be happy to give an incel a kiss. Not on the lips, you understand. But a kiss nonetheless. She won't be a pure 14-year old virgin, either. She might even have Chadspawn. But a kiss is still a kiss, yes?

I didn�t remember this.

# ? Jun 4, 2018 23:05

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

qt 3.14

# ? Jun 4, 2018 23:36

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

bitches be irrational

# ? Jun 4, 2018 23:41

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

Khazar-khum posted:

But a kiss is still a kiss, yes?

i thought i told you never to play that song again

# ? Jun 4, 2018 23:50

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

Pilates. It's about training your core strength.. tips of your toes to the top of your head.

All to test the strength of your inner b*llocks.. and the women were correct, I do have a pair..

It all makes sense now.. why they all dragged me to the place for a few months.. to prepare me for the ultimate challenge, and enter the world of the women..

You guys seriously don't have a clue yet do you.. don't worry lads.. they know I'm on to their game.. they already know I'm a serious challenger.. they've even attempted to kill me (true).. they even got the queen involved.

And I'll shout a warning out to them.. I'm not backing down without a fight.. they doubted me back then, but I'm still here fighting..

# ? Jun 5, 2018 00:19

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Wait a second... ALL women are whores? Sounds hard to prove...... because whores would gently caress me for money but most women won�t gently caress me... So I�ve found a flaw in that logic... so if you�re a whore... Pm Me for more info

# ? Jun 5, 2018 00:25

drjuggalo: Jul 26, 2014

Mooey Cow posted:

My man, did you ever hear the tragedy of Jon Pop the Banned?

i didnt think he was actually black but i guess the disease of incel can truly affect any stupid man regardless of background

# ? Jun 5, 2018 00:32

Jikes: Dec 18, 2005; candy of the ocean

Jon Pop actually posted again not too long ago. He sobered up, got therapy, and has been doing a lot better lately. :unsmith:

# ? Jun 5, 2018 00:55

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

Jikes posted:

Jon Pop actually posted again not too long ago. He sobered up, got therapy, and has been doing a lot better lately.

So what can we do to gently caress that up please post thread

# ? Jun 5, 2018 00:57

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Ziv Zulander posted:

Normal beads

Mega-beads

# ? Jun 5, 2018 00:59

Plucky Brit: Nov 7, 2009; Swing low, sweet chariot

SciFiDownBeat posted:

There's probably a shitload of incels who become writers, especially screenwriters. Just look at any romantic comedy from the 90s and early aughts, every time it's "dumb whore dumps Chad for the nice sensitive guy with a wicked sense of humor"

I just watched that new film "The Last Movie Star" and I bet you dollars to donuts that the screenwriter was an incel

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJv-rG_jeGY

# ? Jun 5, 2018 06:15

Bust Rodd: Oct 21, 2008; by VideoGames

I boned my friend like a month ago and then she started dating this super chad, and I was like �aww nuts� and started crafting my incel manifesto to be distributed amongst cars in the Wal*Mart parking lot but then we were hanging out yesterday and she told me she boned him but it was �not good� compared to my �Top 5 best lays of her life� and I spent the rest of the day drawing pictures with crayons about me kicking him off of a cliff into a volcano and laughing at his sad sex game.

I�m like 30 and both the lady and the chad are like low 20�s.

This is the closest I can get to identifying as an incel, because women are people and boning them isn�t a Herculean task if you ask them about stuff they like and offer to hold their hands or shoulders when they are sad (they call that one a �hug�).

She doesn�t seem to want any more of my beads though but honestly I�m extremely petty and knowing I�m the mayor of Poundtown and this dude built like a quarterback is like the village idiot of Poundtown sustains me.

# ? Jun 5, 2018 13:17

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

get a hobby that involves physical activity, is unisex, and has weekend-long events at hotels.

someone will be drunk and horny, or there will definitely be an orgy going on

# ? Jun 5, 2018 13:26

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Verisimilidude posted:

get a hobby that involves physical activity

uhh gently caress no

# ? Jun 5, 2018 13:30

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

Someone needs to tell all the incels that negging doesn't work like that.

# ? Jun 5, 2018 13:31

Bust Rodd: Oct 21, 2008; by VideoGames

It�s true it ten years of fairycon, anime Boston, PAX, and Larping I�ve never been to a hotel convention that didn�t get positively rude booty business at night.

# ? Jun 5, 2018 13:34

Ad by Khad: Jul 25, 2007; Human Garbage
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Verisimilidude posted:

get a hobby that involves physical activity, is unisex, and has weekend-long events at hotels.

someone will be drunk and horny, or there will definitely be an orgy going on

possibly in a ballpit

# ? Jun 5, 2018 14:28

KiteAuraan: Aug 5, 2014; JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!

Bust Rodd posted:

It�s true it ten years of fairycon, anime Boston, PAX, and Larping I�ve never been to a hotel convention that didn�t get positively rude booty business at night.

Just like, don't be fuckin' above my head when I am trying to sleep on the floor because I am tired and drunk as ever loving gently caress.

# ? Jun 5, 2018 15:11

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

go to a vampire: the masquerade convention and you will without a doubt get your dick sucked

# ? Jun 5, 2018 15:13

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

Verisimilidude posted:

go to a vampire: the masquerade convention and you will without a doubt get your dick sucked

The Malkavian girls are lit

# ? Jun 5, 2018 15:45

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Barudak: May 7, 2007

Verisimilidude posted:

go to a vampire: the masquerade convention and you will without a doubt get your dick sucked

Yeah, but its not great because you cant maintain an erection because theyre draining the blood too fast

# ? Jun 5, 2018 16:13

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