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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


https://github.com/Awful/Awful.app/search?l=javascript

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011


actually the app is written in .png because i found png files in it.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

PleasureKevin posted:

actually the app is written in .png because i found png files in it.

that's not a programming language

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

neither is Javascript

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
http://spaceageideas.com/product/please-stop-using-electron-budget-short-sleeve-unisex-t-shirt/

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

some stuff i've tried to track:

react-native-macos (aka react-native-desktop)
uh... like 3-4 different JS-to-Swift and vice versa with a transpiler

i guess what i'd like is to either write React apps in Swift and then native App apps in Swift, or write React apps in JS and convert them to native (which you can do on mobile)


i whole-heartedly agree with the message, and i'm "groovy" with the 70's willy wonka font, but for some reason upset

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Is slack dead?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
nice product CRAPple

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
hope you didn't have any important collaboration to do

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts


oh, ok

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
60 percent of the time it works 100 percent of the time?

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

lol

HoboMan
Nov 4, 2010

oh, i assumed since i couldn't connect to slack or our dev server my internet wasn't working. thanks for making me check since i guess they are just both down independently

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
miracles do happen

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

i can't slack so i must post here

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

we're spread across many floors and offices so lacking slack is v. liberating this morning

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
just have your entire ops team on the west coast nbd

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
Microsoft Teams is still working fine.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
bless u shaggar

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Shaggar posted:

Microsoft Teams is still working fine.

lol

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

graph posted:

just have your entire ops team on the west coast nbd

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Shaggar posted:

Microsoft Teams is still working fine.

how would anyone know this?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



almost... there...
:fap:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

it's back up 4 me

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1011993849634480128

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

slack is back, baby

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


epic lomarf

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

tbu

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Silver Alicorn posted:

nice product CRAPple



no more than a day or two after i stop posting my Slack-inspired dystopian fiction about a barren wasteland does slack become a barren wasteland

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

PleasureKevin posted:

no more than a day or two after i stop posting my Slack-inspired dystopian fiction about a barren wasteland does slack become a barren wasteland

reality ripped u off

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

i’m sure intellectuals were busy writing objections and defences of this last-straw privatization of health; while others insisted economy conditions or rogue states fuelled the new drug craze. i heard some say it wasn’t a craze at all, just a cultural symbol of defiance. but little was published. after schools fell almost entirely into the private sector, they went through acquisitions, sales, pivots, until there wasn’t really a place to publish such thoughts. unbelievable as it may sound, some context is necessary: not only were there little to no academic periodicals to submit to, there were major cities that… “deprecated” their public water systems. but far from being a bottled-water-only dystopia, it was actually far worse. shop owners didn’t receive their beverage deliveries. CEOs were never available for comment. they were missing. corporate headquarters were more and more reported deserted. i’m not talking about a terminal society without law and order, i mean a desolate skeleton of civilization where compliance was more enforced than ever; enforced mercilessly by the Cop Drones.

PleasureKevin fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Jun 28, 2018

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

pleasurekevin markov bot

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

not especially pleasure. i mean that post barely gave me a semi

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

not especially pleasure. i mean that post barely gave me a semi

semis: [0]

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

eslint joke

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
why can't I right click -> edit message, and instead have to hit a very small "..." target and select edit message from there? why does the contextual message only show copy? who designed this bull poo poo

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Silver Alicorn posted:

why can't I right click -> edit message, and instead have to hit a very small "..." target and select edit message from there? why does the contextual message only show copy? who designed this bull poo poo

lol I miss that thing half the time and get the wrong line

it's a pos

Feisty-Cadaver
Jun 1, 2000
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.

Silver Alicorn posted:

why can't I right click -> edit message, and instead have to hit a very small "..." target and select edit message from there? why does the contextual message only show copy? who designed this bull poo poo

press command-uparrow

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Feisty-Cadaver posted:

press command-uparrow

why

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
slack's markup is unbelievably stupid imo

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