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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
My big E3 prediction: Absolutely no news or information whatsoever about Mount & Blade: Bannerlord

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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

mysterious loyall X posted:

my prediction is that sony, microsoft, and switch will have no games, and pc will have a bajillion games but they will all be tough but fair indie gems with 2d overhead combat inspired by zelda and the soulsbourne series with rougelite elements and persistent unlocks from your friends at Nicalis

Lmfao

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Tale Worlds has already announced that they aren’t doing anything for E3 lol

Oh, well then I already won.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

net cafe scandal posted:

It’s time to get loving excited! Ruuuuaaaagghgggghggh!!!

:ssj:

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

my e3 wishlist:

Gears of War 2 HD remaster
Elder Scrolls: Oblivion remake

Sincerely want these

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

HolePisser1982 posted:

my blandest wish of please no 3ds games in the nintendo direct has been confirmed. condolences to those who dont have switches yet

If they don’t announce a Switch version of Ever Oasis I’m just gonna buy it on 3DS. I want it!!

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Bicyclops posted:

This is a real, recognized thing and they actually named the game after it. the blog post says it's designed to maximize that so that you are constantly hallucination shapes. now you can play tetris literally forever, in your brain.

Lmao gently caress yes!!

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

net cafe scandal posted:

When Ludwig closed his eyes, he saw darkness, or perhaps nothingness,
and that is where he discovered the tiny beings of light.

Ludwig was certain that these playful dancing sprites offered "guidance"
They could empty Ludwig of his fears at least in the midst of a hunt.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

In Training posted:

“We wanted to make a more cool and mature Dead or Alive this time, and to that end we made a conscious decision to make the characters less sexualized,” Shimbori told IGN.
...
In Dead or Alive 6, female characters’ breasts no longer jiggle and bounce in the exaggerated fashion the series became increasingly known for, and the costumes we have seen so far are less revealing.

If this is what it takes to get a horde of angry Japanese gamers to finally firebomb Koei Tecmo, then so be it.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

HolePisser1982 posted:

fridge's stocked with apple juice and candy, nice clean comfy jammies to wear, and a backup fleshlight in case the daily driver gets jammed up. XSEED, D3, Atlus... dont let me down

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Cobalt Viper posted:

The goon who runs CoolBoxArt is tweeting out images of Skate 3 and is gonna give me the bluest balls of them all.

EA brought Skate 3's servers back online and bringing servers back is something EA normally never does so....

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Skate 4 and Titanfall 3 is all I can hope for from EA but it’ll probably just be nothing but BFV and Anthem and some other bullshit no one cares about.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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Oh and... Star Wars The Last Jedi content for Battlefront II-2 LMFAO...

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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In Training posted:

thats the Anti-matter Vince gif

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I wonder if anyone still cares about the ff7 remake and if so why

Because people still haven’t realized it’s an international money laundering scheme yet

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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Nordly’s War Story

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Football In hosed Areas

Lol. Preorder now and get early access to the Qatar World Cup No We Didn’t Just Build This To Hide A Poorly Dug Mass Grave For Indonesian Slave Laborers What Are You Talking About Field

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

In Training posted:

This year, we here at the FIFA team wanted to focus on some of the untold heroes of soccer. Tune into the Ubisoft Press Event tomorrow to hear more about Nordly's Footy Fables.

Lol

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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I’m sad that EA’s CEO doesn’t look like he should be taunting a trapped James Bond inside of a hidden underground lair this year

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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Wow drat... PC Gaming stays winning LOL

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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HolePisser1982 posted:

EA’s been working with the apartheid government on some new software we really think is going to blow you away

Lol

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Like two people clapping at the Battlefront II logo

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Oh wow! New dlc of SOLO A STAR WARS STORY HOOOOIIIIIPPPPEEEEE!!!!!!!

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
This is kinda boring but at least it’s not Anthem.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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Xbox Ambassador posted:

Games Only Child Molesters are Excited For

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Games Only Cell Mates Co-op in

Lol

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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Iirc this game already exists

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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https://store.steampowered.com/app/301860/Submerged/

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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mysterious loyall X posted:

1 hour of ruddy europeans stuttering and saying Oh wow. I'm yumping and qvarking in my boots. Whoo. Waaa. Hoo. Gotta calm down.

Lol

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Grand daughter of war criminal crumbles under the massive heft of the gamers studied eye

Lmfao

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Zaaah team hea at Crytek Bergen-Belsen haff been hahd at wohrk and we haff a lot of exciytink footage to show from ouh new game, Plaid Sewn Animal Adventurresh.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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I miss when they did all the EA sports in one block at the beginning so I could just mentally check out til it was done

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Oh my god I got up for like 3 minutes. What the gently caress is this.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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This is just horrible. Lol

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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Xbox Ambassador posted:

Honest to god i wish Stepehen Paddock had waited just a few months

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
That was legitimately the worst thing I’ve ever seen at any E3. Being entirely sincere.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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Based Geoff.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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In Training posted:

I might actually turn this off...EA has finally defeated me. years of steel jawed endurance of Ubisoft dance parties, Sony orchestral Uncharted reveals, Nintendo motion control demos...this is my breaking point.

Yeah I’m almost there.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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I despise this.

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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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I keep tabbing back every few minutes, are they seriously still talking about Anthem.

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