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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Post here!

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/june-2018/

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
The measurement tool is pretty slick for anybody coming in late.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Matt Zerella posted:

Goddammit just get to Siri.

I hope they open up carplay to developers.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

sleepwalkers posted:

Kids'll probably lose their mind over virtual LEGO.

Can I virtually step on them in the middle of the night with my bare feet?

Matt Zerella posted:

CarPlay should be a view mode on the phone. Still makes me mad this isn't a thing.


Not empty-quoting

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

FCKGW posted:

Is this the thread where I can complain about no new hardware being announced at the software keynote?

Welcome friend.

Edit*

Oh poo poo SIRI TIME!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Stoked? How do you do fellow kids?

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Matt Zerella posted:

It's California brah.

I know. It's still 18 years a bit late.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Lol Apple maps.

:smith:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

MarcusSA posted:

Give me a Waze shortcut thanks.


In Apple Carplay :smith:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
OH poo poo OH poo poo OH poo poo YESSSSSS

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Third party navigation in CarPlay. Ok that's loving amazing and I'd seriously consider getting a new CarPlay head unit for it.

I have a Kenwood and I am super happy with it.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
They better offer collapsed notifications god drat it.

Edit*
YESSSS

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
They fixed CarPlay, they added grouped notifications, and they have workflow integrated into iOS. Consider me happy.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Going to limit Awful to 20 hours a day.

Man, not sure how I could cope with such little time.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Animoji, DON'T CARE

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Theophany posted:

I'm the blue skinned Memoji for 'diversity.'

I'm the pink.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

Look I don't wanna raise any alarm bells guys but I don't think a new Mac Mini is coming

It will be the "one more thing" and that's it for hardware.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Get on with the show!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Group FaceTime! Also excellent!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Apple has invented Skype.


Apple has invented WebRTC

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
JESUS loving WTF

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
macOS time. :woop:

edit*

:smith:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Thank god for hiking. Outdoor walk was such bullshit.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Matt Zerella posted:

Auto workout detection would be good pls.

Your prayers have been answered.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Walkie-Talkie: Brought to you by Nextel

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Martytoof posted:

Walkie Talkie is really cool but I missed how it's going to work. I guess you have to be on the same wifi network or something? I wanted to use this out on the water or something but that doesn't seem very likely now.

It can work over cellular as well.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Matt Zerella posted:

*checks watch to see I carried a golf bag almost 5 miles and went up and down on a mountainous course*

Hrrmm, yes, funny post.

Just start a outdoor hike jesus.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
No third party watch faces? gently caress you Tim.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Theophany posted:

When they enforced the totally obvious diversity quota for stage time.

Hey pal! Go gently caress yourself!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Theophany posted:

Oh gently caress right off with the dog piling.

I can't be the only person that has noticed the near perfect boy-girl-boy-girl rota they're running here.

Shut the gently caress up you misogynist piece of poo poo.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
macOS time!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
As a person who grew up in the Mojave desert, I am extremely happy about this name.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Y2JMatrix94 posted:

I didn't hear it, but will watchOS 5 work with older versions of the Apple Watch?

yes

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Security and privacy. Something that would never EVER be at a Google keynote

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

You mean you DONT want every app to know everything about you?

It's crazy!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Oh my god. Removing internet comments from web pages?

TAKE
MY
MONEY

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
I would pay for this.

I would pay several hundred dollars for this new OS version.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Over There posted:

What will the One more thing be?

Even darker mode.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

MarcusSA posted:

Hahaha omg No.

Confirmed for next year.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Y2JMatrix94 posted:

I feel like he's gonna say iOS apps work for macOS.

You called it.

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Theophany posted:

Please don't let ARM-Macs be the "one more thing"

If they decided to make a 60 - 80W desktop sized Arm processor it would stomp all over a Intel CPU.

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