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FCKGW posted:this is a developer keynote and developers get really excited about poo poo like this Tongue detection. Touché. 
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Jun 4, 2018 18:53
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I'm the blue skinned Memoji for 'diversity.'
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Jun 4, 2018 18:54
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Jun 4, 2018 18:59
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Was hoping for Steve to FaceTime in from the Great Beyond with the Skull Animoji. 
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Jun 4, 2018 19:04
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Boris Galerkin posted:How much longer is this? It'll feel way longer than it actually is.
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Endless Mike posted:They still have to get through watchOS, tvOS, and macOS, plus anything new they release (nothing). Nah fam, totally going to tease the new Mac Pro 
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Jun 4, 2018 19:10
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Matt Zerella posted:ADD A GOLF WORKOUT PLEASE It's basically walking.
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Jun 4, 2018 19:10
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I'm going to abuse the poo poo out of walkie talkie.
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Jun 4, 2018 19:13
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Uhh, this poo poo is legit good. Nice.
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Jun 4, 2018 19:16
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Now does jerking off count as a workout and would the watch detect it? I hope it automatically starts my workout in case I forget.
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Jun 4, 2018 19:21
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Air quality complication when I live in central London 
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Jun 4, 2018 19:24
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JUST PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY AND TELL ME I'M poo poo OUT OF LUCK WITH 10.14
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Jun 4, 2018 19:25
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*turbo fart noise* *spontaneous applause*
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Jun 4, 2018 19:27
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AlternateAccount posted:When did everyone at Apple get to be so bad at delivering these things? When they enforced the totally obvious diversity quota for stage time.
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Jun 4, 2018 19:32
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ratbert90 posted:Hey pal! Go gently caress yourself! lol
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Jun 4, 2018 19:33
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Oh gently caress right off with the dog piling. I can't be the only person that has noticed the near perfect boy-girl-boy-girl rota they're running here.
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Jun 4, 2018 19:34
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Matt Zerella posted:No one gives a poo poo but you. I don't give a poo poo, I'm just saying if you're gonna put half the employee roll call on stage it's gonna be disjointed and they're not all going to be natural presenters. Chill your woke, fuckos.
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Sorry if I don't look to a technology corporation that outsources labour to developing world shitholes to instil my societal views, I guess? 
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Jun 4, 2018 19:42
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This is cool and all, but can we run all this on the non-poo poo Macs from pre-2015?
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Jun 4, 2018 19:50
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Woah, shots fired.
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Jun 4, 2018 19:54
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O365 in the App Store should be a decent improvement, the current implementation is janky as hell.
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Quit breaking your arms jerking yourselves off over Metal for christ's sake. nVidia's janky as poo poo CUDA implementation whips its rear end and it sucks poo poo compared to Vulkan and DX12.
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Over There posted:What will the One more thing be? They will now offer servicing of iMac Pros in Apple Stores.
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Prove it and Make Mac Pro Great Again. 
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gently caress, that's a wide open door for ARM based Macs 
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Jun 4, 2018 20:08
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Please don't let ARM-Macs be the "one more thing"
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ratbert90 posted:If they decided to make a 60 - 80W desktop sized Arm processor it would stomp all over a Intel CPU. It would also break everything for the second time in just over a decade. gently caress that.
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Krispy Wafer posted:"One more thing...be careful out there. Bye!" lol
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Jun 4, 2018 20:11
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ratbert90 posted:Dark mode will only work on the highest levels of GPU hardware. The face when you have a 10-year old Mac with more powerful graphics hardware than the next 3 years of new Macs will have Also the face when Apple arbitrarily cut you off so you buy new poo poo 
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eames posted:how else are they going to sell the current like of macbooks? Making them vaguely enticing would be a start.
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squirrelzipper posted:Metal Support requirement seems to be confirmed by Apple. That last part is very encouraging for me. I want to believe!
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squidgee posted:My 2014 mbp softly weeps. It shouldn't, it loving owns.
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