Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
It's an idea to have, I guess, while you're making doodoo or taking a shower, but you probably shouldn't actually have made meaty pete. because now you're a grown adult who obviously put some work into running a stale gag with garbage, alienating yourself from normal people with clean cars. you should feed meaty pete to your nameless and unacknowledged dog, so that you can move on from this

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
take out his metal joints first though

and earn 15 silver points

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Soup du Journey posted:

It's an idea to have, I guess, while you're making doodoo or taking a shower, but you probably shouldn't actually have made meaty pete. because now you're a grown adult who obviously put some work into running a stale gag with garbage, alienating yourself from normal people with clean cars. you should feed meaty pete to your nameless and unacknowledged dog, so that you can move on from this

No opp don't fall for this you don't need this negativity

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
Applesnots (b)eat the meat

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Soup du Journey posted:

It's an idea to have, I guess, while you're making doodoo or taking a shower, but you probably shouldn't actually have made meaty pete. because now you're a grown adult who obviously put some work into running a stale gag with garbage, alienating yourself from normal people with clean cars. you should feed meaty pete to your nameless and unacknowledged dog, so that you can move on from this

Pfft. Look at this guy who doesnt play with his meat and has tons of rl friends and a clean car. :jerkbag:

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Take a walk and enjoy nature with Pete. Perhaps do some arts and crafts together.

Soup du Journey posted:

It's an idea to have, I guess, while you're making doodoo or taking a shower, but you probably shouldn't actually have made meaty pete. because now you're a grown adult who obviously put some work into running a stale gag with garbage, alienating yourself from normal people with clean cars. you should feed meaty pete to your nameless and unacknowledged dog, so that you can move on from this

Shut up.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
bitch make me

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
fight fight fight

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.


:munch:

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

I know the light of Meaty Pete and am above such base pursuits.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
sounds like what a goddamn yellowbellied commie would say

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
anyone else want a piece of this!!!???

CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

Stay safe meaty Pete.

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006


I don't make stupid pieces of poo poo..

I eat them for breakfast!

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Grill the Petes!

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Meaty Pete Is helping me make tea this morning while making a kinda awkward dick joke.

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
mornin pete

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
If you cook bacon, does Pete become horrified?

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

I dont know about the bacon, I have never made it in front of him but I imagine that it would be weird.
We have some errands to run today and Meaty Pete is eager to come along.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Applesnots posted:

I dont know about the bacon, I have never made it in front of him but I imagine that it would be weird.
We have some errands to run today and Meaty Pete is eager to come along.

Stop by the meat isle and pick up a girlfriend.

Get one for Pete, too

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
sausage sally.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
Salami Selma

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
prosciutto petunia

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
quote this post if you clicked expecting goon dick pics.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Jose Mengelez posted:

quote this post if you clicked expecting goon dick pics.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Get off the kettle Pete. That's gonna get hot!

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
Bologna Betty

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
jamón jasmine

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
Hey, you know, just make sure Meaty Pete takes a shower now and then. There are serious consequences if he doesn't, believe me.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Stinky_Pete posted:

Hey, you know, just make sure Meaty Pete takes a shower now and then. There are serious consequences if he doesn't, believe me.

What if he molds?

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
beefy steve

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Call Your Grandma posted:

want to pet that meatte

:laffo:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Find Pete a girlfriend!

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
or i suppose boyfriend if thats his jam

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
or both

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
Slim Jim and Jerky Jenna Jameson

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.

Applesnots posted:



Meaty Pete says goodnight guys! He is all tuckered out.

Does your slipper have an antenna!? I like your thread and wish good things for you and Pete. Do not turn this into some kind of snuff porn where he dies at the end.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

EdwardSwifferhands posted:

Does your slipper have an antenna!? I like your thread and wish good things for you and Pete. Do not turn this into some kind of snuff porn where he dies at the end.

Nah, it is just an ear. It is my bunny slipper. He likes it in there.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Soup du Journey posted:

It's an idea to have, I guess, while you're making doodoo or taking a shower, but you probably shouldn't actually have made meaty pete. because now you're a grown adult who obviously put some work into running a stale gag with garbage, alienating yourself from normal people with clean cars. you should feed meaty pete to your nameless and unacknowledged dog, so that you can move on from this

lol check out this cool guy

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
lmbo

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

  • Locked thread