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Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

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Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Does anyone have Jupp Heynckes' number?

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
It bears repeating: Löw is a taint-smelling booger-eater.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Is it, though, op?

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


lmfao I'm so glad this backfired spetacularly

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Yikes

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

this team's insane more like this team's a shitstain

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Mystic Stylez posted:

this team's insane more like this team's a shitstain

They will never recover from this.

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


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Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
I'm sure we'll be much better once *checks notes*..Hector is back??

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

there has to be Sanething we could have done there

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Sane wouldn't have made much of a difference today.

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
Maybe bringing Klose instead of Gomez would have won you guys a point there. Still laughing at the fact that Timo Werner was somehow an option for this team.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

frajaq posted:

VAI TOMA NO CU ALEMANHA
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……../´¯/' . '/´¯`•¸,….,•´¯`\' . '\´¯\
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…..(. . . . . . . . . \……./. . . . . . . . . )
COMEÇOU O ATAQUE

ÅŤÅQŪË DO§ MEXICANO ĽOĶO

HÁ! HÁ! HÁ! HÁ! HÁ! PAPITO

ARIBA

VOÇ˧ FOŘÅM ÅŤÅČÅĐO§ PËĽO§ MEXICANO ĽOĶO
O§ FΧČÅΧ ĐË ALEMÃO FUDIDO


MEXICANO LOKO

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ARIBA CARALHO

Tja,

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Dunban posted:

Sane wouldn't have made much of a difference today.
There was no one who looked like he was trying to push the team to do better. Khedira, who's someone I'd think could do that, was taken off. Kroos looked a little like he's trying towards the end, but not really.

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

Lolling at the fact that Löw has a contract for the next 4 years.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Loving this Hummels interview. Moaning about how this wasn't a wakeup call, the wakeup call was against Saudi Arabia (he's right about this), how some players apparently haven't heard it (he's right about this), but completely not realizing he was poo poo today, too.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Someone should have noticed Plattenhardt not gelling at all and take him off after the first 20 minutes for someone like Süle and loving switch to a 3 defender backline with 5 in midfield, but then I'm not being paid money to manage these guys lol.

Anyone could see nothing came out of the Draxler/Plattenhardt side.

Also Müller doing Müller things, and Kroos quite literally proving Real Madrid have bent the officiating body of UEFA, falling down and expecting a whistle everytime.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

e: wrong thread

Vegetable fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Jun 17, 2018

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Tahirovic posted:

Still laughing at the fact that Timo Werner was somehow an option for this team.

Why?

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
It's extremely uncomfortable to watch this zdf poo poo with Ze Roberto

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
Werner was among Germany’s best in my opinion. Draxler and Müller on the other hand...

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
this team sucks rear end!!

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


It does OP, the man shaft sucks big donkey butt.

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001

Healbot posted:

Someone should have noticed Plattenhardt not gelling at all and take him off after the first 20 minutes for someone like Süle and loving switch to a 3 defender backline with 5 in midfield, but then I'm not being paid money to manage these guys lol.

Anyone could see nothing came out of the Draxler/Plattenhardt side.

Also Müller doing Müller things, and Kroos quite literally proving Real Madrid have bent the officiating body of UEFA, falling down and expecting a whistle everytime.

Agreed. I’d place more blame on Draxler, who does not seem to do anything of note for club or country and yet keeps failing upward. He runs into other peoples’ space, doesn’t stay wide, and doesn’t seem to understand overlapping play.

Also, Kroos is 100% dependent on Casemiro making him look competent in midfield. For the first goal, Kroos just jogs back expecting someone else to make the defensive play.

Next lineup needs to be ter Stegen, Sule, Boateng, Hummels, Kimmich, Khedira, Gundogan, Ozil, Mueller, Reus, Werner.

Reprisal fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Jun 17, 2018

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

frankenfreak posted:

Germany: This team is InSanely bad

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:hai:

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Why arent schurrle and gotze in the team

And why is that wasteman turk ozil?

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

This is actually really funny to me.

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Lol oops

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

African AIDS cum posted:

Why arent schurrle and gotze in the team

And why is that wasteman turk ozil?

Schürrle Löw Götze better idea lol

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Healbot posted:

Someone should have noticed Plattenhardt not gelling at all and take him off after the first 20 minutes for someone like Süle and loving switch to a 3 defender backline with 5 in midfield, but then I'm not being paid money to manage these guys lol.

Anyone could see nothing came out of the Draxler/Plattenhardt side.

Also Müller doing Müller things, and Kroos quite literally proving Real Madrid have bent the officiating body of UEFA, falling down and expecting a whistle everytime.

didn't see the entire game, but wasn't the other flank a bigger problem, i. e. the vast holes left by Kimmich?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Wengy posted:

didn't see the entire game, but wasn't the other flank a bigger problem, i. e. the vast holes left by Kimmich?
The hole behind Kimmich was big loving problem which is crazy because a DM moving behind a fullback going forward is not exactly an alien concept for this team.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


If the left flank wasn't clinically dead the dunces on the right would not have left theirs open as much, trying to create passing options in the opposition third (also Kimmich is not good enough in defence).

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




It looked like to me like Germany had literally nobody in midfield. Sami Khederia is 31 and still has 0 knees and he's supposed to be the defensive guy. Juventus is trying to replace him with Can, not sure why Low didn't get that memo. On the goal, the only German tracking back was Ozil, which, uh, yikes.

When Low was subbing on all the attackers, Mexico could absorb the pressure and get a quick ball out to midfield, which Germany couldn't really contain as they had no bodies in midfield

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

That was the worst Germany I've seen since 2004. Someone call Schweini.

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

I've had this news article stuck in my feed for 2 weeks now. I thought it was just a bug but maybe it's an omen :tinfoil:

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Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
Kimmich wasn't really the problem, he did what he was supposed to do, help keep up the pressure. The problem was nobody backing him up on that side.

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dogboy
Jul 21, 2009

hurr
Grimey Drawer
That game was dire, I needed a lot of beer to cope with this poo poo. My prediction is 2nd place in the group stages, we get Brazil in the group of 16 knockouts and then it is bye bye Russia for us.

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