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Jul 7, 2006

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I got a bet running with two of my colleagues who'd clinch the cup in StalingradMother Russia, and one is already melting down over Lopetegui lmao

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Someone should have noticed Plattenhardt not gelling at all and take him off after the first 20 minutes for someone like Süle and loving switch to a 3 defender backline with 5 in midfield, but then I'm not being paid money to manage these guys lol.

Anyone could see nothing came out of the Draxler/Plattenhardt side.

Also Müller doing Müller things, and Kroos quite literally proving Real Madrid have bent the officiating body of UEFA, falling down and expecting a whistle everytime.

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It does OP, the man shaft sucks big donkey butt.

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If the left flank wasn't clinically dead the dunces on the right would not have left theirs open as much, trying to create passing options in the opposition third (also Kimmich is not good enough in defence).

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Jul 7, 2006

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Not with this Kroos, Khedira, and Müller.

Özil too.

Should have freaking played the Confed Cup squad and squash Mexico 3:0

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Jul 7, 2006

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Jose posted:

hitler

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https://twitter.com/ToniRuediger/status/1010653690573750272

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Maybe she's not your girlfriend, but Manuel Neuer.

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Do lots of Fagners while I, too, have to work.

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Can't believe Löw did not see Khedira play against Mexico.

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Can't wait for Bild to poo poo on all players with Migrationshintergrund while leaving Kroos out of this.

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Pand posted:

tbh I didn't think we would poo poo the bed this hard this early.

I've had some doubts after the terrible loving friendlies and the even worse Mexico game.

Must be real hard for Löw to just nominate everyone from the Confed-Cup.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Also Kroos played a whopping 270 minutes and was one of the worst players in this tournament, shared last place with Khedira.

He was so good in 2014 and now I'm seeing this poo poo.

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Grindel wants to go all the way to Qatar with Löw guys, his contract will run out by then.

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Tortilla Maker posted:

My take: Mexico completely demoralized them.

My take and the only truth: Die Mannschaft has been on a downward trajectory for more than two years and Löw has failed to blood in new players to replace the weakest links, instead going for the old guard and leaving the Confed-Cup squad on the bench and out of Russia.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Özil is good, great even. He's good at fooling opponents looking defeated all the time while actually helping make the game flow by positioning himself perfectly and creating chances. Anyone singling him out of the mess that was the World Cup in Russia has no clue about football.

He's done his share against South Korea and enabled seven scoring opportunities, if the team can't convert any of these you deserve to go out lol.

It's just sad he's playing for Arsenal and not a good team.

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elbkaida posted:

Kroos has been a nailed-on starter for Madrid in the last four seasons and won the CL three times in a row with them. Think he might be p good at football tbh.

In contrast I'm not sure there's many people who rate Draxler in the first place (except Löw, who seemed to be the future of German football in him).

Kroos is a shadow of his 2014 self, and he's supposedly at his physical zenith this year. What I've seen these last years was Querpass-Toni, and it's all on Real Madrid.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Wow yeah bring that Weigl who was pretty bad this season and can literally play a single role in the squad. :thunk:

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Sacrificing Müller/Draxler for Brandt and Khedira for Goretzka would have already sufficed and won the South Korea game.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Who knew the doofuses high up at the DFB were doofuses?! :thunk:

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20 years and it's still funny.

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Bierhoff feels like he's gonna get fired after nothing happened to Löw, mouths off about Özil, gets rightfully poo poo on.

Now we have Grindel desperately trying to save his loving hide making GBS threads on Özil.

Something tells me these guys won't make it to years end. :thunk:

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Jul 7, 2006

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Sport Bild interviewed a fellow with a criminal record about Özil.
The whole Axel Springer press are melting down hard about having their politician attacked by a goatfucker. :thunk:

If I was in any way watching television the private channels would do the same probably.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Agreed, getting a photograph with this Autocratic rear end in a top hat is different than taking one with this, other Autocratic rear end in a top hat.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Oh hey 2. Bundesliga is starting, let's look how Hamburg is doi... :chanpop:

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