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Quit threatening to lick genesplicer where he farts. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AZDaW3GLQw (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 6, 2018 00:43
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quit saying Sonic and Knuckles are asexual, you've read my fanfic, you know better (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 6, 2018 00:47
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Homegrown is bannable dude, but it was a pretty cute penis, so have a sixer instead (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 6, 2018 00:51
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You know what you did  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 6, 2018 00:53
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From the heart of heck, I gesture at thee. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 6, 2018 00:55
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"She looks pretty much 14'ish, like she is supposed to, minus the pubes. Not exactly preteen, could still be considered paedophilic I suppose. I like it anyway." (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 6, 2018 01:14
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Congratulations! The Secret Service has issued a subpoena to Something Awful LLC regarding your post! You are one of the forum's most stupid individuals ever! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 6, 2018 01:14
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Eat the booty OP.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 6, 2018 01:19
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Jun 6, 2018 05:01
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Thread reopen. Hit me. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 00:16
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Help I’m trapped in the Leper’s colony but if you share this with 15 people I’ll be free, and also I guess you’ll get a blowjob? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 00:22
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Don't threaten to spray the president with diarrhea. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 00:28
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Kindergarteners are not old enough to give consent, dude. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 00:29
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MSAGA (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 00:29
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I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 00:43
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Go away, Aatrek. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 00:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3M_wGfYewo (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 00:46
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SA-Mart scammer. Quit mailing people poop. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 00:47
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Posted video of himself porking an anime body pillow (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 00:58
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MOTHERFUCKING poo poo. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY BUCK NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON PORNHUB. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY loving poo poo DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY loving CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED AND HAVE "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN rear end in a top hat UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY loving HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE gently caress HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR loving OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL TENTACLE RAPE SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD drat loving OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO?? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 01:21
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Anime Anne Frank X Lee Harvey Oswald porn isn't allowed as proof that the holohoax happened. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 01:25
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She's actually a 4000 year old demon princess she only just looks like she's 10! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 01:48
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*OFFICIAL PARDON* All prior bans and probations are considered null and void and no longer allowed to be considered in further sentencing *OFFICIAL PARDON* (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 01:48
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"human being hitler" is a pretty awful thing to call your mom dude (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 02:09
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Found FAU’s livejasmin account (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 02:12
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Please refrain from referring to the admins as "cumguzzling degenerates" (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 02:17
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#stillherturn (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 02:22
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use of chud unironically (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 02:29
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requested (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 02:31
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Let's just say Buffy was a female dog and my depravity knew no bounds. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 02:42
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Nobody wants to see your Bad Dragon paraphernalia collection wtf (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 03:07
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I have a life sized Grindcore body pillow, we cuddle ok? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 03:41
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i hanjo (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 03:48
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Just too god drat sexy to post here without consequences (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 03:51
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(_|_) BUTTS LOL (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 03:52
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https://i.imgur.com/ZnIspbR.mp4 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 03:53
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Jun 15, 2018 04:02
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Weirdly impassioned defense of consensual tentacle sex. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 15, 2018 04:37
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I don't know what's going on here, but I'm putting an end to it. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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