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Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

Who the hell wrote this game and what is wrong with them? Honestly, it seems like the plot and dialogue was drafted by a 5-year-old with behavioural issues.

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TheGreatEvilKing
Mar 28, 2016





Are we sure this isn't a Unity asset store flip?

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Well it predates unity so most likely.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

I'm pretty sure Magus even downloads a patch from the PSN. Didn't one have to pay money to put a patch up for the PS3?

Anyway, today things get silly and a bit racist.

Magus Deserts.

:siren: VOTING MODE IS ON :siren:
I'll leave it on for a few days.

Where to next?

AZURE COVE

BURIAL GROUNDS

DESERT

MINES

berryjon
May 30, 2011

I have an invasion to go to.
Weird how the Titans are pretty chill about the whole thing. Let's go back to the MINES!

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


mines

plaintiff
May 15, 2015

"And let's not overlook titans being giant black guys in golden skirts... and armed with clubs. I'm reminded once again of Resident Evil V."

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Did we go to the Burial Grounds yet? I forget.

OutofSight
May 4, 2017
Burial Grounds

The thread title promised me skeletons.

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



SelenicMartian posted:

I'm pretty sure Magus even downloads a patch from the PSN. Didn't one have to pay money to put a patch up for the PS3?
Don't quote me on this, but I think the whole "pay money for patches" was either the original XBox or the 360, which is why you'd see $1 DLC for some games that was bugfixes which would normally have gone into a patch.

Anyways, one place left we haven't been yet, so Burial Grounds it is.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


I'm pretty sure you had to pay for patch certifications on both consoles, though I have never seen a "paid patch", as it were, on the PS3.

Ferrovanadium
Mar 22, 2013

APEX PREDATOR

-MOST AMMUNITION EXPENDED ON CIVILIANS 2015-PRESENT
-WORST KDR VS CIVILIANS 2015-PRESENT

Finally, we can check out the Burial Grounds

NGDBSS
Dec 30, 2009






Let's round things up with the Burial Grounds.

Solumin
Jan 11, 2013
Yeah we might as well do the Burial Grounds next.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad
Burial grounds obviously. Why rehash before we have to?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Azure Cove -
Burial Grounds - ///////
Desert -
Mines - //

We're not going to the Cove so it's all good.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Magus Grounds.

:siren: VOTING MODE IS ON :siren:
I'll leave it on for a few days.

Where to next?

AZURE COVE

BURIAL GROUNDS

DESERT

MINES

VULHE CASTLE

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

i dont think i had enough desert. can we have seconds?

Ferrovanadium
Mar 22, 2013

APEX PREDATOR

-MOST AMMUNITION EXPENDED ON CIVILIANS 2015-PRESENT
-WORST KDR VS CIVILIANS 2015-PRESENT

If we're gonna suffer by going back to all the old levels might as well revisit the cove and get that out of the way

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


miens

Solumin
Jan 11, 2013
Please change thread title to, "Magus, the Lilliput Goku on speed".

I'm really glad we're going back to the mines!

NGDBSS
Dec 30, 2009






My d4 has been banished for a d5! And this time it's suggesting the Burial Grounds.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Let's rip the bandaid off as quickly as possible, by re-clearing the Azure Cove

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
I enjoyed (not) the Azure Cove

Nuramor
Dec 13, 2012

Most Amewsing Prinny Ever!
Did levelling up the shrink spell actually make you smaller?

SatansOnion posted:

Let's rip the bandaid off as quickly as possible, by re-clearing the Azure Cove
This.

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



There was stuff in the mines you didn't get the first time, right? So let's see what going back to replay a stage is like.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
I'd vote for the optimal route but I'm guessing that's just finding the shortest path to the Quit Game button, so let's Mine some useless crap.

azren
Feb 14, 2011


I'll throw in a vote for the Castle.

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat
:d: E Pluribus Unum! :d:

*disappears from this post*

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat
*reappears in this post*

Castle.

Solumin
Jan 11, 2013
This thread has broken me, I can't stop laughing.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Bioware usually telegraphs romances better than that.

Azure Cove, I guess. No point in choosing the worst first--all the levels are bad in their own special way.

ArchWizard
Mar 27, 2009

There's the Roy I know and love.


Let's go back to the mines to see if anything has, in fact, changed. The devs clearly enjoyed writing smartass dialogue so maybe we'll find people willing to acknowledge us as Son King Goku. Then they can dump more lore on us while their expressions fail to change.

Why the mines specifically? Because the devs clearly DON'T like it when you have fun with levitation, so we head to the place where you shouldn't be tempted to use it a bunch.

ArchWizard fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Jul 5, 2018

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



queserasera posted:

Bioware usually telegraphs romances better than that.

Azure Cove, I guess. No point in choosing the worst first--all the levels are bad in their own special way.

I mean, Magus is a guy, Kinna is a girl (and also the only human member of the group); who needs more telegraphing than that? :v:

Ben Kasack
Dec 27, 2010
Now that we can be a mouse, let's go back to the mines and scrounge up all the delicious cheese behind the walls.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Azure Cove - /////
Burial Grounds - /
Desert - /
Mines - //////
Vulhe Castle - //

Mines. You're all crazy.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Magus Repeats.

:siren: VOTING MODE IS ON :siren:
I'll leave it on for a few days.

Where to next?

AZURE COVE

BURIAL GROUNDS

DESERT

MINES

VULHE CASTLE

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


level 30 is so close i want to see whats behind door number whatever mines

azren
Feb 14, 2011


Since we go back to the tower after the last level anyway, Castle.

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EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad
Returning to old levels is pointless, what a surprise.

Let's go to the castle.

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