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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Automotive Insanity > Cycle Asylum > Favorite moto lies
 
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Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004


 I’m never going to need to get public transport to work again.

(Lies i tell myself)

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Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004

Azza Bamboo posted:

When someone has just passed their (UK) test.

"I'm going to ride sensibly."
"I'll ride much more safely than everyone else."
"I'll never speed."

Said all 3, broke all 3 in under 1000 miles.

Don’t tell the wife.

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Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004

Dagen H posted:

Or the good ol' flip-down sunshade

Arai owners weep.

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Automotive Insanity > Cycle Asylum > Favorite moto lies