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Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

ArfJason posted:

Chaos Island


lmfao

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Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

lmfao

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

                         "We're here to help"
                                        /


lmfao

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Wormskull posted:

It was in Crusader Kings 2 actually. A Norseman's pole got jacked due to a decimal placement being off by one digit. loving hilarious poo poo show bros.

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Hey... I don't step to you when you talk about getting 100% completion in games like this, so you can go on ahead and sit your rear end down.

lmao

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
Lumpy walking back into the thread with the clapback like

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010


Wormskull posted:

Well, it’s fun every once in a while...

Lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Wormskull posted:

*backs out of the room slowly and runs away*


elf help book posted:

Welcome TehZombieGamer

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

ol yeller posted:

Mmmmm waow! Naht bad! *French waiter voice* Bonjour, monfriere! Some more champagne la derriere? Auckackackackack

Ahaha

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
Deacon st john lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

net cafe scandal posted:

I left my friend’s house covered in dog hair, drunk from the beers, and potentially put off sex forever. I know people want to have sex with video game characters. I wouldn’t say no to Solid Snake and his dummy thicc rear end. But it’s just not there yet. I’d love to see a video with the inventiveness of the Pokémon porn done in a slightly less gross way, with the attention to detail of the Zelda porn, plus the references to the source material that the Harry Potter porn attempted (and failed) to do. The ingredients are all there, but the cake is still a lie.

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The Uplifting Tale Of 'Dildo Face', A Sim Who Dared To Dream

Lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

i played this and the sequel.

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
Thank god the imp zone finally did something and probated that Tugboat moro-- [sees the rapsheet]

Tubgoat posted:

They're humans who rate above-average in credulity, just like their Trumpy counterparts.

If you lived surrounded by liberals, you'd want them dead too. But because I must give them the benefit of the doubt, I am obligated to check my targets first.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

oh yeah.... THAT happened.

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
Guy who has a small broken brain obsessed with violence against strangers: Err... Boobies? On da tactical waifu?? Really? Yikesaroo much lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

mysterious loyall X posted:

to be fair, he is right about borderlands, whichever one he's talking about, being the worst game of all time.


elf help book posted:

the loving Democrat Party of video games

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Wormskull posted:

So then I tried opening a can of coke. loving thing shattered and the shards tore a hole in my pants exposing my small dick. When I went to cover it with a napkin the napkin, of course, was covered in baby boogers and old milk, making my balls and dick smell bad. So I ran out of the restaurant and tried to call an Uber but of course my phone battery died and a horse cop walked over and the horse took a poo poo on me while I was crouched down trying to hide my genitals.

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Wormskull posted:

Toys for Bob lmfao.

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

lmfao

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

insane anime posted:

a thread where the least funny people on the forum share their favorite posts..brilliant idea lol


insane anime posted:

ben stein and fred stoller curate their favorite goon stories and gut busters for the readers enjoyment


insane anime posted:

occasionally billy crystal and jon lovitz show up to give their input

lmao

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

mkvltra posted:

He's a based #swaggChad FTW.

If I spent my teens and twenties playing a children's game competitively to the point that my body became wracked with ailments I would feel cheated in life, too. He's seeking vindication / retribution for a misspent youth by trying to destroy his rival psychically or through YouTube or whatever. Leffen is prob a pussymonster, Hax is straight up antisocial

thanks man

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

elf help book posted:

He's a based #swaggChad FTW.

lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
wow. swaggy's based like chaddies? now all we need are some b0xxies.

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Mr. President... #swaggChads have attacked the B0XX.


Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Fungah! posted:

someone in th qcs thread called for you to be permad in his place lmfao

Lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

net cafe scandal posted:

Sincerely got chills at this post lmfao

Lmao

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
Goosebumps thinking about imp zone and fyad coming together, using every ounce of strength to lift up and throw an original Xbox to squash every single sa mod and admin under its meteoric heft, the impact of which splits the planet in two halves like you got the perfect timing in the Kirby super star mini game megaton punch

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Wormskull posted:

He was permabanned for being too small to live amongst human society. Lmf

Lmfao

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Lmao. the exile of Larry parrish

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

ahahaha

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
let's kick his loving rear end!!!

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

John Romero posted:

they redid mgs3 cutscenes in 1080p for this didnt they

dont you have something you need to be doing you stupid bitch.

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

insane anime posted:

Chris Hanson: And you go by "Sack Boy" online?

lmfao

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
he's absolutely right.

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Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
When you look at the stupid beard ginger with thick black rim glasses, and hes a piece of poo poo and its too real for you, well congratulations. you played yourself. Gamer baby want his baba? Too bad. this is the real world and you just have to accept it.

In a just world, we'd have the Yiik sequel chapters 1 and 2 with a million renditions and covers of the beautiful OST with people commenting about how it makes them cry wet sopping tears on youtube.

...But we aren't IN a just world. Are we?

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