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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Zas posted:

this conference sucks lol

wrong bitch

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Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.

Zaphod42 posted:

Ridiculous, but at least they didn't pull a halo and make the helmet unwearable garbage

Its still gonna be cheap crap tho

You could actually mod that helmet to get it on your head. But yeah, it was totally worthless piece of garbage...

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
that devolver thing was embarrassingly bad holy poo poo

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.
Also, I've never before seen a Devolver conference, and I realize now that there was something missing in my life. I must scour the bowels of YouTube to fill this gaping maw in my soul.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Zas posted:

this conference sucks lol

only sane man

Fly with me
Aug 19, 2006

Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

Zaphod42 posted:

Ridiculous, but at least they didn't pull a halo and make the helmet unwearable garbage

Its still gonna be cheap crap tho

I... uh.... bought 2.
Those helmets are still sitting in my closet.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

ArfJason posted:

that devolver thing was embarrassingly bad holy poo poo

actually it was good

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

ArfJason posted:

that devolver thing was embarrassingly bad holy poo poo
I think you have Devolver's show confused with tinybuild's.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.

ArfJason posted:

that devolver thing was embarrassingly bad holy poo poo

How? It was pissing on the entire state of games

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Fargin Icehole posted:

How? It was pissing on the entire state of games

metal wolf chaos xD mechamericagreatagain.com lmfao getting some mad keks over here rofl

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Accordion Man posted:

I think you have Devolver's show confused with tinybuild's.

the devolver show started out good and slowly became tiny build

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
"shitbitching cuntfaggot bitchass!" -devolver girl
"[celestial choir]" -audience

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Devolver Digital is very.... je ne sais quoi... Reddit... It is very Reddit, I believe.

Donowitz
Feb 26, 2012

ArfJason posted:

metal wolf chaos xD mechamericagreatagain.com lmfao getting some mad keks over here rofl

you've got some hot takes my friend

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



ArfJason posted:

metal wolf chaos xD mechamericagreatagain.com lmfao getting some mad keks over here rofl

:smugdon:

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
anyone who thinks devolvers e3 presentation sucks probably thinks bethesda makes good video games

Unreal_One
Aug 18, 2010

Now you know how I don't like to use the sit-down gun, but this morning we just don't have time for mucking about.

an actual dog posted:

the devolver show started out good and slowly became tiny build

Keep posting this in every thread, you're halfway there, I believe in you.

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

you, an idiot: MECH AMERICA GREAT AGAIN DOT COM

me, an intillectual: Alexa, eat all the cheese :xd:

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

anime was right posted:

anyone who thinks devolvers e3 presentation sucks probably thinks bethesda makes good video games

Vakal
May 11, 2008

anime was right posted:

anyone who thinks devolvers e3 presentation sucks probably thinks bethesda makes good video games

They make good title cards at least.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

anime was right posted:

anyone who thinks devolvers e3 presentation sucks probably thinks bethesda makes good video games

bethesda makes some of the most disgustingly awful games in history but devolver's conference made theirs looks good by comparison

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
https://twitter.com/radicalbytes/status/1006015678292246528

the game is evil.

but seriously. i might get it. i have a good group of friends i could play with so i may go for it.

Senator Sprinkles
Aug 16, 2008

They're about to reveal that Elder Scrolls VI is going to merge with Tropico 6 into a single game. Players get to experience being El Presidente of a dilapidated Bosmer fishing province on some forgotten archipelago in the Abecean Sea, and turning it into a leading Tamrielic power!


edit: oh and devolver is in on it too, so it's gonna be pixelated 90s SNES style

Senator Sprinkles fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Jun 11, 2018

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
deadpool has some wisecracks to say about the state of videogames and bitcoin, and he's as zany as ever! Only on twitch.com/adultswim

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



do you want the big marketing show to all be professionals in suits talking to their stakeholders instead or somethjing

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Fly with me posted:

I... uh.... bought 2.
Those helmets are still sitting in my closet.

Why two and why do you still have them?

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Policenaut posted:

Yeah, Sony was talking that PS4's lifespan is specifically going to last until March 2021 so we're not seeing a next gen console for a few years.

Generations tend to have a little lifespan overlap though.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Poniard posted:

do you want the big marketing show to all be professionals in suits talking to their stakeholders instead or somethjing

Actually... yea

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Gotta clutch those pearls

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
Goons :allears:

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Poniard posted:

do you want the big marketing show to all be professionals in suits talking to their stakeholders instead or somethjing

if this is the alternative, absolutely

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



i liked that one nintendo thing where they weren't really gearing it towards us smoothbrain gamers (gamers rise up)

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
why are you answering fuckin gbs posters

like, the nadir of fuckin humor and the circlejerk that killed sa

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
power to the players, NOT the unions

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Donowitz posted:

you've got some hot takes my friend

Let me let you in on a secret

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Dias posted:

why are you answering fuckin gbs posters

like, the nadir of fuckin humor and the circlejerk that killed sa

GBS. That's the term I was looking for earlier.

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
Thank you Devolver for finally giving me the chance to play Metal Wolf Chaos

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

Saint Freak posted:

Let me let you in on a secret



ok, but lol if you've ever ignored anyone

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



im glad we all agree we want to hear about monetization plans and meeting quarterly goals

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
imagine answering a dude that last year got probated for a powerful usage of "fag"

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