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Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.
Such wonderfully awkward dialogue! I love E3!!!!

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Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

HEY GUESS WHAT MORONS THIS IS WHAT loving HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE'S HEIGHT! IT GETS AWKWARD AS gently caress.

Seriously, here's a protip for talking to someone who's tall (I'm 6'9"). Don't mention their height. Don't joke about it. Find a way to talk about anything else, because all you do is look like everyone else on the loving planet.

Are you having a panic attack because the air up there is so thin? Let us all know when you're about to faint and tumble to the ground so we can all get out of the way.

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.
So is a mohawk required attire? Will they send you back home if you have bowl cut? Will they make fun of you?

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Why are there so many sci-fi guns in the apocalypse world?

What about leather, piercings, and mohawks doesn't scream ballistic engineer to you?

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.
Quake Mom has a fake Quake Penis that she uses after Quake Dad fails to satisfy her...

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

He didn’t want to touch her boobies

He didn't want to be MeToo'ed on Live TV.

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.
gently caress Yeah! Nazi Genocide! It helps me feel normal again!

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.
What did Todd Howard lie about? I'm sorry, I think I missed something...

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.

Dred Cosmonaut posted:

remember when they banned booth babes

Never forget. NEVER FORGIVE!!!

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.

Inkel posted:

holy poo poo, something actually funny at E3

We'll have to describe it to our grandchildren because this will literally never happen again.

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.
How much did Microsoft pay them to get Bethesda to stupidly repeat themselves?

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.

Babe Magnet posted:

Okay you can do singleplayer, multiplayer is optional

don't need anymore goddamn nerds stinking up my fallout

drat right. Fallout is only for manly men with barrel chests and rugged beards. NO loving NERDS ALLOWED!!!!

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.
I actually have hope for this. Please don't be poo poo.

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.
Hooray for Skelingtons!!! Jim will be happy at least...

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Why the gently caress would I pre-order a mobile game.

A FREE mobile game too!

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.
Bethesda.net is totally unreachable. Guess people are pretty hype for those betas.

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.

Zaphod42 posted:

Ridiculous, but at least they didn't pull a halo and make the helmet unwearable garbage

Its still gonna be cheap crap tho

You could actually mod that helmet to get it on your head. But yeah, it was totally worthless piece of garbage...

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Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.
Also, I've never before seen a Devolver conference, and I realize now that there was something missing in my life. I must scour the bowels of YouTube to fill this gaping maw in my soul.

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