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Fly with me posted:Saying how much they do for the industry, and how diverse they are is the theme of this E3. It's 2018 apparently it's mandatory to be inclusive as you show games of people throwing grenades at other people's feet and nuking cities.
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Jun 11, 2018 02:33
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Okay Pete Hines you're cool now GO CAPS.
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Jun 11, 2018 02:33
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GreatGreen posted:gently caress you pete you loving short-armed rear end in a top hat. Holy poo poo I can't unsee it.
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Jun 11, 2018 02:34
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Hahaha nobody cheered at the VR stuff.
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Jun 11, 2018 02:35
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SpazmasterX posted:Lol burn on Walmart
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Jun 11, 2018 02:36
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Okay, when I think Rage, I think Andrew WK.
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Jun 11, 2018 02:36
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Look at the faces in the audience. This is the biggest WTF moment of E3.
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Jun 11, 2018 02:37
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Bubba Smith posted:I mean, you could also just show gameplay at these press conferences. that's all the audience expects Funny how Microsoft actually did that right for once.
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Jun 11, 2018 02:38
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my cat is norris posted:I unironically adore Andrew WK and the conference can't get any better than this. I can't hate this. I really can't. Andrew WK is impervious to a dead audience. This is the perfect dichotomy, an ultimate reflection of the duality of man. Somewhere, a marketing guy is getting murdered.
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Jun 11, 2018 02:39
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Magnus Nedfors is the most epic human being alive. I love it. Amazing name, amazing giant of a man, amazing hair. I want his life and I only know his name.
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Jun 11, 2018 02:40
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HEY GUESS WHAT MORONS THIS IS WHAT loving HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE'S HEIGHT! IT GETS AWKWARD AS gently caress. Seriously, here's a protip for talking to someone who's tall (I'm 6'9"). Don't mention their height. Don't joke about it. Find a way to talk about anything else, because all you do is look like everyone else on the loving planet.
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Jun 11, 2018 02:42
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eonwe posted:lol ur tall This is acceptable.
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Jun 11, 2018 02:43
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This is angsty Adam Jensen, right?
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Jun 11, 2018 02:43
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Pretty.
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Jun 11, 2018 02:45
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So far I'm really not understanding why I should give a gently caress about this.
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Jun 11, 2018 02:47
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Noirex posted:Haven't we seen a sci fi FPS like this 500 times before? It's so generic with a generic protagonist. Yeah. I'm not sure what's supposed to set that apart from anything else. And now... something that nobody gives a gently caress about.
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Jun 11, 2018 02:50
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Riatsala posted:This fuckin' audience has to be cued to applaud with awkwardly long pauses It's pretty desperate and awkward.
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Jun 11, 2018 02:53
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11 million people play ESO? How many concurrent logins?
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Jun 11, 2018 02:53
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Right this moment, EVE Online has 22,409 players. ESO had a peak of 21,380 in the last 30 days and an all-time peak of 29,979. In the last 24 hours EVE had a peak of 37,387 or 8,000 more than ESO has ever had. ESO is getting murdered by a spaceship spreadsheet game that's now 15 years old. Yeah it's definitely doing well.
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Jun 11, 2018 02:58
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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Jun 11, 2018 02:58
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I will buy this for the soundtrack alone.
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Jun 11, 2018 02:59
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Oh poo poo literally Hell on Earth.Willias posted:Are these numbers based on Steam? You don't have to log in to Steam to play ESO. That was about as much effort as I was willing to put into it.
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Jun 11, 2018 02:59
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There's a really good documentary on DOOM. They talked about they put a fuckton of effort into figuring out how to make it work, and originally they were going to do some kind of survival game that featured demons on Earth. It just didn't work out so they made DOOM 2016. Why the gently caress didn't they do a live performance of the DOOM soundtrack. That would have been awesome.
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Jun 11, 2018 03:01
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That was awkward. This game is ugly as gently caress. I mean the graphics are loving ancient. WTF.
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Jun 11, 2018 03:05
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Thom12255 posted:Quake was great in 1999 Looks like they kept the engine.
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Jun 11, 2018 03:05
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Oh sweet, pre-recorded video. Much better.
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Jun 11, 2018 03:07
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What is Prey. I've never played it.
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Jun 11, 2018 03:07
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Zaphod42 posted:Its bioshock/systemshock Okay I could like that.
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Jun 11, 2018 03:09
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Nobody laughed. This is stupid. Why the gently caress are they doing this.
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Jun 11, 2018 03:10
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The audience wishes they were anywhere else. Anywhere.
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Jun 11, 2018 03:11
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'Ere we go.
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Jun 11, 2018 03:12
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Wolfenstien: Pro Nazi Beating.
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Jun 11, 2018 03:12
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I never played the original reboots either. I probably should.
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Jun 11, 2018 03:14
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Army of Two Ladies
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Jun 11, 2018 03:15
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In our never-ending quest to bring the message of "gently caress Nazis" to every platform.
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Jun 11, 2018 03:16
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murked by dragon posted:wow what a political statement 'gently caress nazis' Bethesda is right next to DC so honestly it's a good message.
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Jun 11, 2018 03:17
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He's so much more eloquent than... everyone else. It's hilarious.
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Jun 11, 2018 03:18
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Grapplejack posted:Hey remember when this was a professional conference and not a marketing platform No?
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eonwe posted:this is the best thing ever
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