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all cute animals should be proteccted
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go little dude, go go go
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Jun 13, 2018 00:38
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im a little confused why nobody called animal control for the 2 days this thing was sitting and dying of thirst on that other building's balcony or w/e it started at
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Jun 13, 2018 00:39
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What an ugly and useless city that poor thing is in. DO SOMETHING. signed, a Torontonian.
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Jun 13, 2018 00:41
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Right before he reaches the top he'll be shot by a hidden sniper and tumble to the street
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Jun 13, 2018 00:41
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Dolphin posted:too dangerous??? send the loving window washers up with some water and some discarded poo poo from a wendy's dumpster! Honestly I bet $10 if that Racoon saw window washers coming for it it'd take a swan dive. It's dangerous for both the raccoon and the people, but mostly the raccoon really.
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Jun 13, 2018 00:41
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Lutha Mahtin posted:im a little confused why nobody called animal control for the 2 days this thing was sitting and dying of thirst on that other building's balcony or w/e it started at If you lived someplace with those little bastards you would understand. City raccoons are loving pests. They literally crawl out of the sewers and wreak havoc nightly.
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Jun 13, 2018 00:43
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I SWEAR TO GOD THAT I HAVE RABIES I WILL TEAR YOU ALL TO SHREDS ha ha just kidding little raccoon humor there
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Jun 13, 2018 00:46
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this raccoon is likely a lendary figure among his people and interrupting his hero quest could have dire consequences
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Jun 13, 2018 00:49
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Skyscraper Raccoon posted:I SWEAR TO GOD THAT I HAVE RABIES I WILL TEAR YOU ALL TO SHREDS ha ha just kidding little raccoon humor there Haha ur goin for the 200k reg nice
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Jun 13, 2018 01:05
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NightshadeGenitals posted:If you lived someplace with those little bastards you would understand. City raccoons are loving pests. They literally crawl out of the sewers and wreak havoc nightly. did you miss my post like a few minutes ago where i said i live right by downtown and took a detour to see this furry hero?? also this little climber is p. clearly not a fat-rear end, drunk-on-fermented-garbage city raccoon
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Jun 13, 2018 01:15
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Skyscraper Raccoon posted:I SWEAR TO GOD THAT I HAVE RABIES I WILL TEAR YOU ALL TO SHREDS ha ha just kidding little raccoon humor there lmao nice https://twitter.com/MprRaccoon/status/1006681715056742400
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Jun 13, 2018 01:16
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Lutha Mahtin posted:lol the entire capital city of Minnesota has ground to a halt To be fair there isn't much going on there anyway.
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Jun 13, 2018 01:17
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Captain Yossarian posted:A crazy idea, but I THINK they make gloves for handling animals like this. lol if you want to try grabbing a pissed off raccoon with some gloves on a rope ladder go for it buddy
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Jun 13, 2018 01:18
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Iron Croissant 64 posted:Why dont they just open every window on the next floor and grab it? We've got antibiotics and rabies treatments all day. LOOK AT THOSE PAWS! LOOK AT THAT FACE! He must be saved. do you know what a rabies treatment entails? sorry but I would let any raccoon plummet to death sooner than go through that
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Jun 13, 2018 01:21
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Doctor Dogballs posted:do you know what a rabies treatment entails? sorry but I would let any raccoon plummet to death sooner than go through that Window don’t open either
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Jun 13, 2018 01:22
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oh dope posted:To be fair there isn't much going on there anyway. and it's after 5pm on a weeknight so rip raccoon buddy if you need any assistance before 9am tomorrow 
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Jun 13, 2018 01:35
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Skyscraper Raccoon posted:I SWEAR TO GOD THAT I HAVE RABIES I WILL TEAR YOU ALL TO SHREDS ha ha just kidding little raccoon humor there
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Jun 13, 2018 01:47
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i was there last week it was pretty cool i guess. racoon is cooler tho
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Jun 13, 2018 01:48
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Skyscraper Raccoon posted:I SWEAR TO GOD THAT I HAVE RABIES I WILL TEAR YOU ALL TO SHREDS ha ha just kidding little raccoon humor there lol
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Jun 13, 2018 01:50
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Doctor Dogballs posted:do you know what a rabies treatment entails? sorry but I would let any raccoon plummet to death sooner than go through that A half dozen shots? Oh the humanity. Probably best to just die
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Jun 13, 2018 01:51
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possible outcomes for heroic intervention leading to the saving of the racoon's life: 1 - stupid thing lives out the rest of its natural life of 5 minutes in the wild 2 - placed in captivity. people complain how sad it is that this daredevil creature wound up in a cage
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Jun 13, 2018 01:56
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skyscraper raccoon for gbs ik, let him ravage gbs with rabies and tales of treasure from our dumpsters
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Jun 13, 2018 01:58
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Skyscraper Raccoon posted:I SWEAR TO GOD THAT I HAVE RABIES I WILL TEAR YOU ALL TO SHREDS ha ha just kidding little raccoon humor there Stay safe little guy....
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Jun 13, 2018 01:59
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this is 'king kong' come to life, almost
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Jun 13, 2018 02:05
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Mozi posted:this is 'king kong' come to life, almost fay wray is america’s hearts, and this raccoon is taking her all the way to the top
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Jun 13, 2018 02:10
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Doctor Dogballs posted:do you know what a rabies treatment entails? sorry but I would let any raccoon plummet to death sooner than go through that Isnt it a bunch of painful shots (9?) directly in to the abdomen? Temporary pain is nothing compared to permanent animal death.
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Jun 13, 2018 02:16
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usually if a rabid animal bites someone their head is cut off and their brain examined. the animal usually doesn’t survive the procedure.
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Jun 13, 2018 02:18
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that goon stressing out about rabies is really dumb but there probably was some city bureaucrat irl today who had to run the actuarial numbers on "would this guy rescuing the raccoon get rabies, and if so, even with successful treatment, how much can he sue us for" which is probably the most banal office joke in the world rn
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Jun 13, 2018 02:20
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Iron Croissant 64 posted:Isnt it a bunch of painful shots (9?) directly in to the abdomen? Temporary pain is nothing compared to permanent animal death. It’s not even that. Modern treatment amounts to a few IM shots that are about as agonizing as a flu-shot.
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Jun 13, 2018 02:21
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WatermelonGun posted:usually if a rabid animal bites someone their head is cut off and their brain examined. the animal usually doesn’t survive the procedure. So how many Minnesotans do we need to decapitate to prove the raccoon doesn't have rabies?
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Jun 13, 2018 02:23
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Sono posted:So how many Minnesotans do we need to decapitate to prove the raccoon doesn't have rabies? jesse ventura
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Jun 13, 2018 02:24
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Lutha Mahtin posted:that goon stressing out about rabies is really dumb but there probably was some city bureaucrat irl today who had to run the actuarial numbers on "would this guy rescuing the raccoon get rabies, and if so, even with successful treatment, how much can he sue us for" which is probably the most banal office joke in the world rn Maybe even a state bureaucrat!
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Jun 13, 2018 02:32
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Underwhelmed posted:It’s not even that. Modern treatment amounts to a few IM shots that are about as agonizing as a flu-shot. 1000% worth an animals life. And im a hunter. What was that guy talking about? 
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Jun 13, 2018 02:34
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that raccoon is gonna freak out if a person drops down on a rope tho. i certainly would, regardless of whether i was a raccoon or a person or any other species sitting on a high ledge like that imo the most cringey outcome is that everyone involved here ran the insurance numbers and decided against rescue. then the poor critter dies of thirst and slowly decomposes. yuck i believe it's going to make it tho
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Jun 13, 2018 02:40
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Dumbass animal's gonna die in agony and it doesn't matter. No-one actually gives a poo poo. Are any of you going to sit here and act like you'll feel anything at all once this loving retarded vermin starts weeping blood and swaying around deliriously before inevitably falling off the ledge to finally become the puddle of broken poo poo it was destined to be? gently caress no, you won't. You barely register the fact that thousands of human beings die of thirst or starvation, so what the gently caress kind of sick joke are you all pulling pretending that this evokes any kind of emotion in you? The most any of the sanctimonious idiots calling for a rescue or whatever you imagine inside those galaxy-sized brains that could be done for the poor little raccoon will ever honestly feel for that dumb animal would be disgust and bother at the inconvenience of having to step over its splattered remains, so how about you all take this fake pity and cram it right up your holier-than-thou asses. gently caress raccoons. They're pests. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 13, 2018 03:00
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Lutha Mahtin posted:did you miss my post like a few minutes ago where i said i live right by downtown and took a detour to see this furry hero?? also this little climber is p. clearly not a fat-rear end, drunk-on-fermented-garbage city raccoon This little climber is an adolescent raccoon and hasn't had time to bulk up on dumpster juice. If he isn't a city raccoon then where exactly did it come from that would put it on a skyscraper in the middle of a city? Use your brian, moran.
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Jun 13, 2018 03:03
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KomodoWagon posted:Dumbass animal's gonna die in agony and it doesn't matter. No-one actually gives a poo poo. Are any of you going to sit here and act like you'll feel anything at all once this loving retarded vermin starts weeping blood and swaying around deliriously before inevitably falling off the ledge to finally become the puddle of broken poo poo it was destined to be? gently caress no, you won't. You barely register the fact that thousands of human beings die of thirst or starvation, so what the gently caress kind of sick joke are you all pulling pretending that this evokes any kind of emotion in you? The most any of the sanctimonious idiots calling for a rescue or whatever you imagine inside those galaxy-sized brains that could be done for the poor little raccoon will ever honestly feel for that dumb animal would be disgust and bother at the inconvenience of having to step over its splattered remains, so how about you all take this fake pity and cram it right up your holier-than-thou asses. Wow ok Maddox, jeez.
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Jun 13, 2018 03:03
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There's only two outcomes. Either it falls during the last few stories and turns into red paste on the sidewalk (to the horror of the watching crowd, and the thousands watching at home), or it starves to death on the window sill while again being broadcast live to thousands of people. Cathy the junior VP who was so excited to get an office with a view, now has a view of a dying animal, and now has to contend with SJW types doxxing her for not doing more to lower a cheeseburger on a rope to the starving woodland critter.
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