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They should lower one of those aromatically-baited live traps down from the roof and see if it hops in.
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What's the Vegas odds on it reaching the top?
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Jun 13, 2018 03:18
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Perhaps they could cryogenically freeze the raccoon for future generations to save.
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KomodoWagon posted:Dumbass animal's gonna die in agony and it doesn't matter. No-one actually gives a poo poo. Are any of you going to sit here and act like you'll feel anything at all once this loving retarded vermin starts weeping blood and swaying around deliriously before inevitably falling off the ledge to finally become the puddle of broken poo poo it was destined to be? gently caress no, you won't. You barely register the fact that thousands of human beings die of thirst or starvation, so what the gently caress kind of sick joke are you all pulling pretending that this evokes any kind of emotion in you? The most any of the sanctimonious idiots calling for a rescue or whatever you imagine inside those galaxy-sized brains that could be done for the poor little raccoon will ever honestly feel for that dumb animal would be disgust and bother at the inconvenience of having to step over its splattered remains, so how about you all take this fake pity and cram it right up your holier-than-thou asses. I wish it were you up there instead of him
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Jun 13, 2018 03:20
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If the city of toronto had spent 6 million on making that skyscraper racoon proof it would have already been dismantled into rubble by now.
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I'm assuming they can't open the windows on the skyscraper because it's St. Paul and everyone would be jumping to end their lovely lives. So, someone should just run at the window and scare that little raccoon so it jumps off on it's own.
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Jun 13, 2018 03:24
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This is a good thread. Dead racoon or not.
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KomodoWagon posted:Dumbass animal's gonna die in agony and it doesn't matter. No-one actually gives a poo poo. Are any of you going to sit here and act like you'll feel anything at all once this loving retarded vermin starts weeping blood and swaying around deliriously before inevitably falling off the ledge to finally become the puddle of broken poo poo it was destined to be? gently caress no, you won't. You barely register the fact that thousands of human beings die of thirst or starvation, so what the gently caress kind of sick joke are you all pulling pretending that this evokes any kind of emotion in you? The most any of the sanctimonious idiots calling for a rescue or whatever you imagine inside those galaxy-sized brains that could be done for the poor little raccoon will ever honestly feel for that dumb animal would be disgust and bother at the inconvenience of having to step over its splattered remains, so how about you all take this fake pity and cram it right up your holier-than-thou asses. 
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PyPy posted:What's the Vegas odds on it reaching the top? I can't find the answer to this on internet. Toxx that the racoon wont make it to the top. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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https://twitter.com/BestPixMN/status/1006724988626489344?s=19
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NightshadeGenitals posted:If he isn't a city raccoon then where exactly did it come from that would put it on a skyscraper in the middle of a city? perhaps the many state/national parks and nature preserves within raccoon distance of downtown saint Paul. i mean I've lived my entire adult life less than 10 miles from this building so clearly i have no insight on this matter 
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Jun 13, 2018 03:51
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Those people look really nice.
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KomodoWagon posted:Dumbass animal's gonna die in agony and it doesn't matter. No-one actually gives a poo poo. Are any of you going to sit here and act like you'll feel anything at all once this loving retarded vermin starts weeping blood and swaying around deliriously before inevitably falling off the ledge to finally become the puddle of broken poo poo it was destined to be? gently caress no, you won't. You barely register the fact that thousands of human beings die of thirst or starvation, so what the gently caress kind of sick joke are you all pulling pretending that this evokes any kind of emotion in you? The most any of the sanctimonious idiots calling for a rescue or whatever you imagine inside those galaxy-sized brains that could be done for the poor little raccoon will ever honestly feel for that dumb animal would be disgust and bother at the inconvenience of having to step over its splattered remains, so how about you all take this fake pity and cram it right up your holier-than-thou asses. OK who invited this guy to the party?
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Lutha Mahtin posted:it's pretty good at climbing I dont see the raccoon or the skyscraper
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I caught and ate a pigeon, you're welcome St. Paul
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A 20 floor office building, getting classified as a skyscraper.
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Chinatown posted:so what happened ? I regret to inform you that spidercoon is racist
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Lutha Mahtin posted:perhaps the many state/national parks and nature preserves within raccoon distance of downtown saint Paul. i mean I've lived my entire adult life less than 10 miles from this building so clearly i have no insight on this matter A raccoons home range spans one mile. He is smack dab in the middle of the city. This is a sewer coon. I get that doesn't matter to you and you just see a poor little creature in a poo poo situation but I have been dealing with these little shitbirds for 6 years and every time I catch them in a bad situation like this it's always their own fault. These things die all the time based on their own poor decisions and if it was possible to pull him out of it I am sure it would've been attempted, but like many people have pointed out he is going to freak as soon as any perceived danger nears and likely just belly flop. They are one of those animals just smart enough to constantly get in trouble.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Former DILF posted:I regret to inform you that spidercoon is racist hulk hogan is too and i dont care. go raccoon
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LOL at the thought of sending someone from MPR to get me I will hump those dudes just watch me
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Skyscraper Raccoon posted:LOL at the thought of sending someone from MPR to get me I will hump those dudes just watch me lol my grandmother would love your gimmick shes dead, like your gimmick
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Jun 13, 2018 04:12
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Just play my manifesto over the air and I'll leave the studio alone
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That raccoon looks cute but it would kill you and everyone you love if given half a chance.
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Cut a hole in the window and let him in
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Please give racoon updates
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Call Your Grandma posted:That raccoon looks cute but it would kill you and everyone you love if given half a churro.
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KomodoWagon posted:Dumbass animal's gonna die in agony and it doesn't matter. No-one actually gives a poo poo. Are any of you going to sit here and act like you'll feel anything at all once this loving retarded vermin starts weeping blood and swaying around deliriously before inevitably falling off the ledge to finally become the puddle of broken poo poo it was destined to be? gently caress no, you won't. You barely register the fact that thousands of human beings die of thirst or starvation, so what the gently caress kind of sick joke are you all pulling pretending that this evokes any kind of emotion in you? The most any of the sanctimonious idiots calling for a rescue or whatever you imagine inside those galaxy-sized brains that could be done for the poor little raccoon will ever honestly feel for that dumb animal would be disgust and bother at the inconvenience of having to step over its splattered remains, so how about you all take this fake pity and cram it right up your holier-than-thou asses. I hope you find peace. 
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NightshadeGenitals posted:A raccoons home range spans one mile. He is smack dab in the middle of the city. your dumbass picture includes the multiple parks and nature preserves i was talking about. it's unfortunate for an animal to dehydrate for like 2 days and go nuts climbing a thing but this has no bearing on the fact that you're a moron who fails basic geometry. you have no actual interest in this geographical area or even science in general and thus perhaps you should piss off because you're embarrassing yourself really bad thanks for quoting Wikipedia re raccoon behavior btw. very enlightening
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Lutha Mahtin posted:your dumbass picture includes the multiple parks and nature preserves i was talking about. it's unfortunate for an animal to dehydrate for like 2 days and go nuts climbing a thing but this has no bearing on the fact that you're a moron who fails basic geometry. you have no actual interest in this geographical area or even science in general and thus perhaps you should piss off because you're embarrassing yourself really bad No need to get all huffy. I know more about these idiot animals than I ever cared to after moving to a city infested with their dumb asses. FYI a park in the middle of a city is still a city park no matter how you gussy it up and I can guarantee those idiots aren't foraging in the foliage. Raccoons die stupid deaths all the time except this one made it on the tweeters. RIP idiot animal.
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lots of raccoon opinions itt but only one raccoon climbing a building to suicide for the cause
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NightshadeGenitals posted:FYI a park in the middle of a city is still a city park no matter how you gussy it up almost the entirety of the Minnesota and Mississippi rivers are protected parkland throughout all of the Minneapolis-Saint Paul metro area. you idiot. you total moron. the river is right loving there. i have hiked and biked extensively through this area, for over a decade, and encountered much more wildlife than a single common raccoon. your flailing here is seriously embarrassing 
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NightshadeGenitals posted:No need to get all huffy. I know more about these idiot animals than I ever cared to after moving to a city infested with their dumb asses. FYI a park in the middle of a city is still a city park no matter how you gussy it up and I can guarantee those idiots aren't foraging in the foliage.
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Johnny Walker posted:What overrun-with-raccoons nightmare city do you live in? the answer is always Detroit
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NightshadeGenitals posted:No need to get all huffy. I know more about these idiot animals than I ever cared to after moving to a city infested with their dumb asses. FYI a park in the middle of a city is still a city park no matter how you gussy it up and I can guarantee those idiots aren't foraging in the foliage. quit being a sourpuss in this glorious thread hail our american hero
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Johnny Walker posted:What overrun-with-raccoons nightmare city do you live in? Zombie City.
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WatermelonGun posted:quit being a sourpuss in this glorious thread Yeah good point. I just really really hate raccoons. I'll stop flailing around about the diverse wilderness that is Minneapolis-St. Paul. 
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i mean we definitely do have a zillion hellbeast fatty raccooons all over the place. when i was a drunk undergrad student i would be stumbling home and see those shining eyes in an alley or even from inside the sewer and suddenly oh hello i could probably kill you there, nice human my dumb rear end opinion though is that this lil buddy wandered into downtown and couldn't make heads or tails of the urban raccoon economy
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I've lived in the country and lived in the city and have never had a bad raccoon experience, I have sat down and rolled a bottle towards a raccoon and it rolled the bottle back and we did that for a couple minutes. Raccoons are good and pure and I want this raccoon to live. Possums are awful though and can go away. Thank you.
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Debunk This! posted:I hope you find peace. That image is of a tanuki not a raccoon you baka gaijin Also raccoons are an absolute nightmare. Anyone who thinks they're cute and cuddly has never had to deal with one camping your trash, or scaring your cats, or jumping in front of your car like it wants to end it all, or just being an overall gigantic pain in the rear end. Not as bad as opossums, but close.
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