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I never actually saw a raccoon but it's one of my favorite animals, little goofy comedy thieves. Can't understand how can anyone hate them funny buggers I also like opossums and those I know, I have some living in my roof. They are pretty ugly but adorable all the same These are my opinions on the subject, thank you
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Jun 13, 2018 12:05
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Clawtopsy posted:a zoo should make a smart play and make an enclosure for him with a model apartment building to scale to his hearts content as if any cage could hold him..  unless it had a roof
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Jun 13, 2018 12:29
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Also: just open a goddamn window
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Jun 13, 2018 12:35
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Elias_Maluco posted:I never actually saw a raccoon but it's one of my favorite animals, little goofy comedy thieves. Can't understand how can anyone hate them funny buggers Opossums are loving adorable. My grandmother once found a couple of baby ones beneath their deck and they were the cutest little fuckers for being so god damned ugly. They sure do hiss a lot and smell tho.
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Jun 13, 2018 12:38
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Hey, the little fucker made it. That's a cool way to start my day.
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Jun 13, 2018 12:48
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I already believed. It's another blessed day here in America
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Jun 13, 2018 12:51
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They should give him a permanent home up there.
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Jun 13, 2018 12:52
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oh dope posted:Hey, the little fucker made it. That's a cool way to start my day. I just saw he got to the roof. Was he captured? edit: Twelve Batmans posted:Opossums are loving adorable. My grandmother once found a couple of baby ones beneath their deck and they were the cutest little fuckers for being so god damned ugly. They sure do hiss a lot and smell tho. I found an opossum child too once. Little cute ugly critter was pretty scared of my cats and was just frozen there with his mouth open and smelling like a dead rat. Smart thopugh, if he tried to run for it the cats would have killed him, probably Elias_Maluco fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Jun 13, 2018 |
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Jun 13, 2018 12:53
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Buildings up here are pressurized somewhat to heat/cool them and the windows don’t open in anything that tall in Minneapolis/St. Paul.
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Jun 13, 2018 12:58
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Elias_Maluco posted:I just saw he got to the roof. Was he captured? I heard there were live traps with food and water waiting for him up top. Hopefully it's just a simple rerelease.
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Jun 13, 2018 13:05
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Skyrat to Sewerbase: scale complete, headed to air ducts. Viva la Revolucion. Over and out.
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Jun 13, 2018 13:10
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oh dope posted:I heard there were live traps with food and water waiting for him up top. Hopefully it's just a simple rerelease. What happens when they release him in some park and he tries to return to his home... at the top of the skyscraper?
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Jun 13, 2018 13:15
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his training is complete. hes now mentally and physically ready to fight the russian raccoon
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Jun 13, 2018 13:16
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The raccoon should get a job in the fire department and a green card imo
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Jun 13, 2018 13:28
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gary oldmans diary posted:his training is complete. hes now mentally and physically ready to fight the russian raccoon There is either a sweet children's book about this event or a highly obnoxious Dreamworks movie about this event and I'm not sure which is more likely Probably both
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Jun 13, 2018 13:40
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KomodoWagon posted:Dumbass animal's gonna die in agony and it doesn't matter. No-one actually gives a poo poo. Are any of you going to sit here and act like you'll feel anything at all once this loving retarded vermin starts weeping blood and swaying around deliriously before inevitably falling off the ledge to finally become the puddle of broken poo poo it was destined to be? gently caress no, you won't. You barely register the fact that thousands of human beings die of thirst or starvation, so what the gently caress kind of sick joke are you all pulling pretending that this evokes any kind of emotion in you? The most any of the sanctimonious idiots calling for a rescue or whatever you imagine inside those galaxy-sized brains that could be done for the poor little raccoon will ever honestly feel for that dumb animal would be disgust and bother at the inconvenience of having to step over its splattered remains, so how about you all take this fake pity and cram it right up your holier-than-thou asses. Well don't you look like an even bigger rear end in a top hat now. And less accomplished than a raccoon to boot.
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Jun 13, 2018 13:45
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Blazing Ownager posted:There is either a sweet children's book about this event or a highly obnoxious Dreamworks movie about this event and I'm not sure which is more likely a subplot in the new season of fargo
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Jun 13, 2018 13:46
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twitter is saying building management has confirmed that the masked hero has been successfully trapped e;https://www.npr.org/2018/06/13/619491657/raccoon-is-trapped-in-minnesota-after-capturing-fans-worldwide free hubcaps fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Jun 13, 2018 |
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Jun 13, 2018 13:49
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free hubcaps posted:twitter is saying building management has confirmed that the masked hero has been successfully trapped Nooooooo
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Jun 13, 2018 13:53
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How can anyone not love this fellow
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Jun 13, 2018 13:59
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oops
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Jun 13, 2018 14:04
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https://twitter.com/alicialewisKARE/status/1006827600277397504
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Jun 13, 2018 14:05
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Elias_Maluco posted:Also: just open a goddamn window the windows are un-openable, like with most office buildings. Because people would literally just be killing themselvs all day 'no not another spreadsheet ahh' *hurls self out 12th story*
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Jun 13, 2018 14:05
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Jun 13, 2018 14:37
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This goes out to all the losers and haters- he did it
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Jun 13, 2018 14:44
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all im saying is if he wasnt climbing that building with the intent to commit crimes im sure he has nothing to worry about
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Jun 13, 2018 14:48
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So are authorities now spending resources on rescuing and rereleasing this pest so it can go out and eat trash, make a mess and poo poo everywhere and possibly give someone's kid rabies, all in the name of making gawking hypocrites feel warm and fuzzy? I'm glad you all had the strength of compassion to care deeply about a furry piece of diseased poo poo while ignoring the suffering of actual human beings. "No, you loving lazy drunk, I don't have a dollar. Get a job you piece of poo poo before I get a cop to break your loving arms you loser gently caress- oh my god a raccoon's stuck on a windowsill!" (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 13, 2018 14:52
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KomodoWagon posted:So are authorities now spending resources on rescuing and rereleasing this pest so it can go out and eat trash, make a mess and poo poo everywhere and possibly give someone's kid rabies, all in the name of making gawking hypocrites feel warm and fuzzy? I'm glad you all had the strength of compassion to care deeply about a furry piece of diseased poo poo while ignoring the suffering of actual human beings. you're not as cute as the raccoon, but you certainly are precious  edit: lmaoooooooooo already probated since I won't get a chance might as well ask this now for when you're off probie: what's it like to be less loved than a raccoon?
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Jun 13, 2018 14:54
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Guardian of the Galaxy
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KomodoWagon posted:So are authorities now spending resources on rescuing and rereleasing this pest so it can go out and eat trash, make a mess and poo poo everywhere and possibly give someone's kid rabies, all in the name of making gawking hypocrites feel warm and fuzzy? I'm glad you all had the strength of compassion to care deeply about a furry piece of diseased poo poo while ignoring the suffering of actual human beings. Yes
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Jun 13, 2018 15:03
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KomodoWagon posted:So are authorities now spending resources on rescuing and rereleasing this pest so it can go out and eat trash, make a mess and poo poo everywhere and possibly give someone's kid rabies, all in the name of making gawking hypocrites feel warm and fuzzy? I'm glad you all had the strength of compassion to care deeply about a furry piece of diseased poo poo while ignoring the suffering of actual human beings. As we all know, it's impossible to care about more than one thing at once. Why, if I help a lost puppy be reunited with its owner I might as well become an ICE agent and tear crying children from the arms of their parents, because it's clear I value the lives of lost puppies above those of humans. Stay safe, sky raccoon.
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Jun 13, 2018 15:08
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KomodoWagon posted:So are authorities now spending resources on rescuing and rereleasing this pest so it can go out and eat trash, make a mess and poo poo everywhere and possibly give someone's kid rabies, all in the name of making gawking hypocrites feel warm and fuzzy? I'm glad you all had the strength of compassion to care deeply about a furry piece of diseased poo poo while ignoring the suffering of actual human beings. I'm sorry but you need to scale a building before you're allowed to talk about the raccoon.
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Jun 13, 2018 15:09
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KomodoWagon posted:So are authorities now spending resources on rescuing and rereleasing this pest so it can go out and eat trash, make a mess and poo poo everywhere and possibly give someone's kid rabies, all in the name of making gawking hypocrites feel warm and fuzzy? I'm glad you all had the strength of compassion to care deeply about a furry piece of diseased poo poo while ignoring the suffering of actual human beings. I have a feeling there is more behind all this hatred for raccoons. What is the origin story? Let’s speculate given our friend here will be tied up in probation for a little while and we won’t know the truth for some time. My theory. While in grade school, he was victim to a sexual assault by the school janitor Larry, who trapped him in a closet for days. Statewide search for the missing boy ensued but to no avail. Larry was an avid furry, and you guessed it, a raccoon was his choosen identity, not so much because Larry like raccoons, but more so because the school mascot was a raccoon and it was part of Larry’s job to wear the uniform at school functions. For weeks he was victimized by Larry while he was wearing school mascot outfit. He only escaped because Larry suffered a massive stroke while in the act.
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Jun 13, 2018 15:12
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KomodoWagon posted:So are authorities now spending resources on rescuing and rereleasing this pest so it can go out and eat trash, make a mess and poo poo everywhere and possibly give someone's kid rabies, all in the name of making gawking hypocrites feel warm and fuzzy? I'm glad you all had the strength of compassion to care deeply about a furry piece of diseased poo poo while ignoring the suffering of actual human beings. You support Trump. Please leave your mindless idiocy somewhere else. This is skyscraper raccoon is awesome thread.
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Jun 13, 2018 15:26
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Jun 13, 2018 15:27
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lmfao at melting down over a raccoon climbing a building
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A random raccoon is climbing a building. Why is he climbing a building? To hug the building To envelop that building He wants to make love to the building
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