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Egbert Souse posted:I hope the raccoon has a good lawyer negotiating the movie rights He should invoice the Private Wealth Management people at that UBS. Raccoon is getting their clients to call them and make bad jokes about the building having a rodent problem.
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bradzilla posted:lmfao at melting down over a raccoon climbing a building And doubling down when everyone is celebrating. Sometimes it's okay to just enjoy oddball stories.
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Jun 13, 2018 15:41
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I, for one, am rooting for the racoon.
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KomodoWagon posted:So are authorities now spending resources on rescuing and rereleasing this pest so it can go out and eat trash, make a mess and poo poo everywhere and possibly give someone's kid rabies, all in the name of making gawking hypocrites feel warm and fuzzy? I'm glad you all had the strength of compassion to care deeply about a furry piece of diseased poo poo while ignoring the suffering of actual human beings. You know, this really is akin to bona fide racism. What did this raccoon ever do to you? You're a dick and in all likelihood a sociopath.
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Jun 13, 2018 16:28
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He may not have reached the heights of Space Bat, but by golly he did the very best he could
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You know, this shouldn't have been the end of the story. I brought up something like this in the crows thread and here's how it should ahve went down... Raccoon gets to the top of the building. Why was it going to the top of the building? The body is littered with a few dead building workers. The Raccoon sniffs carefully, and glances. A gang of crows start appearing from behind the dead humans and the dark corners of the roof, knifes in beaks. "These humans blood is on your paws, Raccoon. They'd be alive if you hadn't come here! You involved them in our war!" caws one of the crows. "No. The blood on my paws is from climbing this building. They'll be covered in your blood when I climb back down!" "You're outnumbered, you're tired, you're weak! You've lost this fight before it even began. Do you not know the proverb? If you must fight an enemy after a journey of 1000 miles, make sure the journey is his. "Don't worry, bird. You're going to your journey, too, when I rip your wings off and throw you off this roof!" Raccoon vs. Crow fight, on the rooftop.
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JediTalentAgent posted:You know, this shouldn't have been the end of the story. I brought up something like this in the crows thread and here's how it should ahve went down... Nah
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Jun 13, 2018 16:49
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did the raccoon make it or did it die in a blaze of glory like space bat  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_bat#Bat_stowaway
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Jun 13, 2018 16:57
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Well, that raccoon has accomplished more than I ever will.  He probably even got better cat food than I can afford.
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Jun 13, 2018 17:14
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Egbert Souse posted:I hope the raccoon has a good lawyer negotiating the movie rights The raccoon needs to establish that he had legitimate business on the roof. Otherwise, he was trespassing and cannot profit from a crime.
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Jun 13, 2018 17:19
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Raccoon climb the build
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Jun 13, 2018 18:00
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Karma
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Jun 13, 2018 18:05
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Feel good thread of the week!
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Lol at the guy who toxxed that the racoon wouldn't make it to the top. Owned by a cool raccoon.
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Jun 13, 2018 18:38
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The raccons will inherit the earth
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Jun 13, 2018 18:43
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I remember this but I can't place it, and googling the text didn't help much. What's this from again?
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Jun 13, 2018 18:44
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PyPy posted:I can't find the answer to this on internet. Toxx that the racoon wont make it to the top. do what needs to be done also probe anyone speaking ill of the raccoon
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Jun 13, 2018 18:45
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we need more raccoon threads since it apparently brings out a subset of crazies I didnt know existed on gbs.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I remember this but I can't place it, and googling the text didn't help much. What's this from again?
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Jun 13, 2018 19:19
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I’m glad the raccoon made a goon melt down. Anyways, goldmine this bitch
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Jun 13, 2018 19:21
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Knight posted:Guessing Bad Mojo? Woof Blitzer posted:Anyways, goldmine this bitch
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Never have I been happier to follow a probie reason than at this moment. Love raccoons, #1 animal who don't take no poo poo from no man, also...Egbert Souse posted:I hope the raccoon has a good lawyer negotiating the movie rights ...and... ...they're confirmed smarter than these yokels.
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Jun 13, 2018 20:05
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Vote for this thread dammit, the raccoon needs to know it's Gold!
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Jun 13, 2018 20:07
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raccowned
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Jun 13, 2018 20:48
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Well don't you look like an even bigger rear end in a top hat now. And less accomplished than a raccoon to boot. Didn’t that guy post a similar screed about Anthony bourdain a couple days ago
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Jun 13, 2018 20:55
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Haverchuck posted:Didn’t that guy post a similar screed about Anthony bourdain a couple days ago he’s a grouchy moron
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Caganer posted:did the raccoon make it or did it die in a blaze of glory like space bat A bat doctor, analyzing pictures, believed the bat had a broken wing which made it unable to fly off.[23]
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