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Manifisto posted:I recently saw something about bees understanding the idea of zero . . . like a proper numeric conception, something that virtually no other non-primate possesses. *bee cop arrives on the scene: a shiny new sportscar parked on the side of the road, door still open, the dead body of a privileged young bee slumped onto the sidewalk, his stinger ripped from his body and stuck deep within the posh leather seat* "goddamnit... why does this keep happening..."
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*bee in a business suit on lunch break in the corporate gardens outside his office building, grinding his butt into a patch of flowers* "ohhh...ohh yeah... that's the stuff"
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Jun 13, 2018 15:22
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well i guess it's better than being an unwilling part of a human centipede, but not by much 
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Manifisto posted:oh god, is that why these things were invented? is someone preparing the way for the earth's eventual squid overlords? what do they know?? ok i found the site where this came from and that thing costs $20,000  https://www.thrillist.com/gear/the-coolest-multi-person-bikes-you-should-be-riding also on the list is this monstrosity in which parents can put their kids up front as some kind of mad max style battering ram of horrors:  dad: hey timmy! we're going to plow into the johnsons at high speed and plunder their belongings! timmy: haha! you're so funny dad! this is fun! dad: yeah... funny.... *peddles harder and leers at the fleeing johnson bike car*
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Jun 14, 2018 17:37
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Manifisto posted:mom: brittany honey you're so good at using that forward mounted squirt cannon, you're a lot more accurate than your brother. *pulls out a canister of gasoline* so what do you say we spice things up a little?
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