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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > What animal is next ?
 
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When we are nuked to all poo poo, or release the nano bots, or gammy rays or chem trials or a black whole int he center of the planet.

Which animal will inevitably find our Nextel phones and be like "hmm". Next thing they are walking around in pant suits, playing shuffleboard, and driving our fieri sports cars. My money's on dolphins ?

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Cubone posted:

maybe there won't be one
no conscious, tool-using animal that adapts by harnessing its environment

just elephants and capybara hanging out and being nice, and gibbons and penguins goofing around and humping, and dogs doing a little of both
imagine a squirrel passing up pa rappa the rappa on playstation. Now extrapolate that 3000+ years and realize how silly you look and sound

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

Corn: Hear me out, humans plant a lot of corn. It's well known that nuclear radiation can make plants alive and capable of speech and love. Corn plants can be boys or girls but however, the corn people are so advanced that they do not care if a boy corn loves a boy corn or if girl corn loves a girl
This one corny rear end post son. of course corny is the ultimate superlative in corn culture because why wouldn't it be

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MockingQuantum posted:

well "corny" has fallen somewhat out of use with the younger ears, they like to use the term "poppin"
:vince:

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Manifisto posted:

mom: brittany honey you're so good at using that forward mounted squirt cannon, you're a lot more accurate than your brother. *pulls out a canister of gasoline* so what do you say we spice things up a little?

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just think how cringe worthy sitting through Emperors New Groove as an al paca must be

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