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avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

Sharpest Crayon posted:

What does Art Despair feel like to y'all?

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avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

rage

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

don't go to art school

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

lofi posted:

As a counterpoint to the art-despair chat, what does art-enlightenment feel like to y'all?

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

i live with my mother and she has never outgrown the "my daughter is a precious miracle child and everything she makes is magical" mindset, which is lovely and affirming, but the problem is she hangs my artwork up on the walls exclusively so no matter where i go in our house (except my room, which is bare) i find myself entrapped in an endless nightmarish echo chamber of my own work staring at me from all directions

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

a hall of psychological funhouse mirrors

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

the only non-instrumental music i can write to is leonard cohen

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

i got dependent on weed to make art and now i'm into my fourth week without any weed, i'm also into my fourth week without any art. which drought will break first? only the LORD knows

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

Kanine posted:

that brings up another question i have actually, when climate change, economic collapse, and the resultant political turmoil make poo poo hit the fan over the next two decades do you think you're going to keep trying to be an artist?

personally ill probably be the guy in my leftist militia that makes cool propaganda posters to paste all over the burned out city we're liberating
absolutely. economic collapse will make it easier to be an artist, not harder - not because i won't be starving (i'll be starving) but because everybody else will be starving alongside me. lawyers, truck drivers, dentists, everyone. it will remove all thoughts of a lifestyle other than art and allow me to zero down on my true purpose, drawing dicks on every monument i see

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

realtalk i already have my apocalypse all planned out. first step will be to get a few big scary dogs and a herd of goats. the goats will pull a wagon which i will sit upon, playing my accordion and singing the songs of leonard cohen so that they won't be lost to the mists of time. i expect to get about a mile before we're all killed and eaten by nuclear mutants and/or perfectly nice normal people who are just sick of my poo poo

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

picture the road, but as the dying dad and his son are enjoying a can of ice cold coca cola (tm) a caravan covered in brightly coloured dicks comes bouncing over the hill

"THROW ANOTHER TURTLE ON THE FIRE, GUYS LIKE ME ARE MAD FOR TURTLE MEAT! JAZZ POLIIIIIIIIIIICE"

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

i'm in australia so i get to practice for the apocalypse every single day of my life

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

i literally never draw fanart, but a few years ago the scp foundation briefly caught my imagination and i drew some pictures of 096 which became weirdly popular and got thousands of views despite being super low-effort and then people started messaging me asking me to draw them loving it and i was so dismayed that i abandoned that deviantart account and never logged into it again. fanart is never worth it

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

Tollymain posted:

isnt 096 the horrible man who drags you into his torture hole
it's the shrieking humanoid thing that kills you if you see its face

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

weed helps me with visual art because i find it hard to put myself into the space where i can just work uninterrupted for hours at a time, especially now that i have chronic pain problems that i didn't have when i was younger (back when i was able to put in twelve-hour stretches without weed). for some reason i can still focus on writing, but i top out at 1-2 hours before the pain distracts me, while with weed i can manage 4 or 5, which is obviously a pretty big productivity difference. but on the other hand, when i smoke a cone it's a 50/50 chance whether i'll fly into a creative whirlwind or spend the whole afternoon watching my quail and planning my career as a cohen impersonator on a full-time tour of the nursing home circuit (a lucrative and mostly untapped market)

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

mine is an interesting case because i didn't start smoking until i was in my mid-twenties, and this is my first long stretch without it. it was also never a self-medication thing, i had my psychiatric problems under control when i began and i only went chronic because it does incredibly interesting things to my art that i didn't know i was capable of before i started using it - whereas i was a confident writer before, but never confident in my art. trying to unlock that side of me without the weed is the challenge, especially now my immune system is attempting a hostile takeover of my body and trying to turn me into the thing from the thing. (ok it's not that bad, i'm just kind of sore all the time and it's annoying)

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

dear livejournal,

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

Kanine posted:

ive never actually met another disabled person who thought their suffering made their art better enough that they wouldnt make it go away if given the choice
it's complex! i have a congenital brain injury, and a lot of the pain that i'm in at the moment, as well as issues throughout my life, are due to muscular problems caused by that (both from effects of the injury on my general muscle tone, and the various weird things that happen around the surgical site). so right now it's actively loving with my ability to create art. but on the other hand, the differences in my brain have definitely contributed to my, um, interesting personality - which is where the art comes from. without the damage i wouldn't have the problems, but i might also not have the art. so i guess if i could have it my way, i'd keep my strange brain but encase it in a tungsten shell of terrifying power, and be able to shoot rockets out of my tits and rear end

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

i want to make a dildo the size of a dolphin (not a dolphin's penis but the whole dolphin) out of my own bones with my skull as the bellend but thanks to the tyranny of natural laws i can never realise this goal

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

FunkyAl posted:

Its simpler thank you think; Just move to the ocean and spend the next several million years evolving into a dolphin, and then die and become a skeleton


this is the most inspiring thing anyone's ever shown me. thank you, friend

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

lofi posted:

You guys all know about Man After Man, right?
omg i've seen the tundra dwellers in memes before but never knew they came from an actual thing, this owns, thank you so much

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

Doctor Dogballs posted:

aren't physical copies of the book at least a million dollars now?
i clicked on the amazon link, they're $150+

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

brain-damaged ecstatic surrealism

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

in this age of corporations, the only way to survive is to become a corporation

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

this may sound strange but deviantart is still my favourite art-viewing platform. please go browse my carefully selected favourites, i have spent many minutes gathering them (don't bother with my gallery it only has like three things in it, i'm not an active uploader)

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

sebmojo posted:

i feel 38.5% more insane after scrolling through these but i think im ok w/ it
eastern european deviantartists are a species unto themselves

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

Al! posted:

i saw this today and realized i'll never be able to have sufficient hustle to make a living from my art

https://society6.com/product/homer-dickbutt_print
there's always someone with less shame than you

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

hey, hey, everyone, guess what

:420:

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

if my work doesn't get noticeably better from this point on, i'll have to admit to myself that i'm full of poo poo

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

Stuporstar posted:

Every word I've written in the past few weeks has been unadulterated poo poo, but I've filled in all the holes in the first half of my first novel. I've passed the halfway mark, after five loving years chipping away at it. Only ten chapters left to finish, holy poo poo I'm gonna loving do this. I'm just gonna keep going and get the loving first draft done already. Let's do this, gently caress yes, right now gooooooooo
go go go you can do it!! :neckbeard:

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

yeah that is a fantastic piece of art

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

right now i'm working on a few things but this is the strangest



trying to get a native australian forest growing in colourful plastic waste receptacles, i have seventeen species so far and hope to end up with three hundred or so, and then if i can make enough noise about innovation and sustainability and engagement with the byproducts of our throwaway culture, maybe somebody will pay me to arrange them in public to be contemplated by the people for 2-3 weeks

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

i would draw porn of my characters for patreon dollars but all my characters are sad and fat

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

Al! posted:

thanks for the advice, i dont have a problem with it even if it was begging its more like i personally have an inferiority complex about my work because i barely show it to anyone anyway
let's draw porn of each others' characters

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

Internet Kraken posted:

COMPLETELY UNRELATED: I got paid to do art for the first time. Sure its smut but at least I finally made some money. Feels good.
mazel tov!

i've tried to work my way up to doing smut a few times but, i've literally never drawn such a thing, not even a cheeky bj, and i couldn't bring myself to do it

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

my book is all about aftercare, the sex is over and done with by the time the story starts and they're stuck in the interminable part of the relationship where one partner is insane and the other one is trying to stop them from killing themselves, but then due to inadequate amounts of aftercare the insane one dies anyway and turns into an undead deep-sea jesus that kills people with xenosonic frequencies, as is inevitable in this age of sham marriages

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

i'm trying to ask the important questions

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

FunkyAl posted:

theres too much thats like an escalating series of inhumanly gigantic asses
i mean it has this too

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I like jess finks work and ovens, for instance, because they approach those kinda feelings in their work.
legit read this as you confessing you have a fetish for ovens

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avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

i want to do thunderdome but critiquing people makes me anxious :(

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