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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I wana see that dudes hord.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

hamjobs posted:

here are the real estate pictures of the house as when i took possession of it in december 2017:





















not pictured: the other downstairs bedroom attached to the weird palm tree bathroom, because that's my brother's and already had stuff in it.

You have a nice house.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

hamjobs posted:

Thank you, I have already chosen to fill it with garbage and return it to its former glory

The house's curse has already claimed you.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I was looking at that room below the roof with the stairs down to it, for some reason, and you should put the biggest tv you can find below the window and a bunch of old recliners and make a movie room.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
If you can find enough of those old tower speakers that still work you could wire it up to a good music system and you would have a cool rear end looking place.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
What's up with those demon people anyway, super unchill. Like what are they even getting out of all that nonsense.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Also ghosts? What the hell, like why not just haunt an orange julius or something, you can spook people for free orange julios. Also you were going to be spooky anyway, so that's just free smoothies.

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drilldo squirt

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hamjobs posted:

right? they're missing out on the combo julius/dq where they could get sundaes AND smoothies and i mean, ghosts are kinda dumb for not doing that y'know?

Dead people ghosts are just super unreasonable in my opinion, why even bother me with this in the first place. I can't make you not dead, all you are doing is reminding me of death and that's super depressing.

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