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vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

ghosTTy posted:

saving this here for now

# ¿ Jul 14, 2019 16:35

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 14:03

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Hey whatever happened to Cardano? Why aren't you shilling for it anymore?

Also what happened with this?

ghosTTy posted:

vortmax fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Feb 13, 2020

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 04:39

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Speaking of iota...

https://twitter.com/ercwl/status/1232648421351264256

# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 07:20

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

in other ghost titty news, he supposedly* lost $14k in two days investing in crypto

odiv posted:

Shot:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3569987&pagenumber=165#post503074489
Chaser:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3569987&pagenumber=165#post503131532

_{_{_{*assuming he actually for real cashed out his retirement savings and invested it in scams}}}

vortmax fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Mar 11, 2020

# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 02:59

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

ghosTTy posted:

https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchai...e-bye-wirecard/

quote:

Gosh, this poker table seems completely devoid of suckers

Just as crypto is the history of financial scams on fast forward, Decentralised Finance is the history of crypto scams on fast forward — first as farce, then as bigger farce.

How DeFi works:

Yield farmers on the Compound protocol — who get COMP tokens for making transactions — are manipulating the USDT market on Compound to generate COMP for themselves, because they can.
The crypto venture capitalists who control the “decentralised” Compound protocol — most prominently Andreesen Horowitz and Robert Leshner, the CEO of Compound — are twiddling the reserve percentage, because they can. [Compound]
They aren’t bothering to fix the actual broken USDT market, because they don’t have to.
$COMP is being listed on Coinbase tomorrow — Andreesen Horowitz were Coinbase investors, and Coinbase are Compound investors — and I’d just like you to picture the dump after this pump. [Coinbase blog]

The purpose seems to be to skim dimes from suckers, and funnel them to Andreesen Horowitz. If you ever wonder “why did COMP think X was a good idea,” that’s the answer.

Crypto fans look forward to luring fresh suckers into crypto by talking up the unfeasible interest rates on DeFi — “much like the ICO bubble.” [Twitter, archive]

It is difficult to overstate how laughably illegal it would be to run an “investment” market in this manner outside crypto — or inside crypto, if the SEC ever notices. This makes the Telegram ICO scam look defensible.

If you think DeFi is a good investment vehicle, and you don’t know who the sucker at the table is — it’s you.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2020 00:48

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

ghosTTy posted:

You found.... one centralized project?

If you think DeFi is a good investment vehicle, and you don�t know who the sucker at the table is � it�s you.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2020 02:49

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Moneyball posted:

Thinking about sending this to Post My Favorites as the ghosTcoin thread.

Definitely a more appropriate subforum than BFC.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2020 04:25

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

divabot posted:

Bruce Fenton's $100% complete and accurate explanation of defi

https://twitter.com/brucefenton/status/1293959332510470145

Makes more sense than anything ghost titty ever posted about it

# ¿ Sep 12, 2020 06:06

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

How can I seethe if I don't even know what the chart means?

In other news, another shitcoin you've been shilling (TRON) is having its own problems
https://www.theverge.com/21459906/bittorrent-tron-acquisition-justin-sun-us-china

# ¿ Oct 1, 2020 05:02

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Stealthgerbil posted:

So is now the time to sell all my shitcoins?

No you should have sold them at the brief peak of $40k and it's too late now

# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 02:54

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Dogecoin has always been the superior cryptocurrency

# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 22:24

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

second life but with buttcoin

# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 21:49

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 14:03

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

ghosTTy posted:

xrp

Bless you!

# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 18:24

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