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Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Old Story posted:

I'm a rube with more cash than smarts and was thinking about buying say $1000 of various crypto whatever and then not looking at it for like 5 years.

I fully expect that I will lose all my money but it's not that much to me and it would be sort of a fun hail-mary. What should I buy and uhhh how, because I have never paid attention to any of this poo poo. Sorry for asking basic advice in what appears to be some sort of speculation thread.

donate your money to a charity of your choice.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2018 21:49

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 10:36

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Old Story posted:

there's no fun in helping people!

Who said it had to be a charity that helped people?

# ¿ Jun 24, 2018 20:51

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

I pray to god it's a gimmick account.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2018 04:15

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

ghosTTy posted:

made this phone background if anyone wants

We're going to need more baskets...and a blade sharpener.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2018 18:53

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

I'm thinking of listing dollars.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 16:02

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

That qualitative analysis definition hurts

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 23:07

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Let me be the first to say, I've been really impressed by how well you've sustained and built out this gimmick.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2018 00:31

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

divabot posted:

Heeeeey altcoiners! You totally need to GET INTO DENTACOIN, which has gone up from 0.0035 of a cent to 0.005 of a cent! Yes, that's right, its price has risen above ONE SATOSHI! Opportunities like that don't come along more often than once every ten minutes!

I wrote up the tedious piece of poo poo for my planned "World's Worst ICOs" book, cos i couldn't not cover it. The article sends me, its author, to sleep. Suggestions for jokes etc welcome.

Go in harder on their marketing material, specifically the IDS 2019 site. The prof fronting this thing looks like another likely source of humorous enjoyment.

Alternately, Satoshi's Teeth, etc etc

# ¿ Mar 30, 2019 01:33

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

That image looks like it's from the make a wish foundation.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2020 09:46

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

divabot posted:

In altcoin comedy gold, the SEC has sued Ripple Labs, XRP is in the toilet, and exchanges are already delisting it.

What is a �permissioned blockchain�?

# ¿ Dec 23, 2020 19:19

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 10:36

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

divabot posted:

a slow database with pretensions

So this is another "we're calling our product a blockchain" situation?

# ¿ Dec 24, 2020 00:02

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