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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Also HCT died in full cover to a loving turret. RIP Unabomber. Actually that turret was no joke, it nearly killed Commie GIR too.

E: Two Finger and Commie GIR tagteamed the Chosen. Claymore+Frag grenade+weakness to reapers=one hit KO.
Double E: EBB is dead, CommieGIR is mind controlled, and we're desperately trying to run off with whose left to successfully evac and win the mission.
Triple E: Two Finger is dead. Nostalgia4Butts has successfully evac'd and completed the mission. CommieGIR is trying to escape.
Quadruple E: CommieGIR is dead

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Jul 21, 2018

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

I think I need to take a running start and try again at xcom

Any mods or poo poo I should use?

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

I think I need to take a running start and try again at xcom

Any mods or poo poo I should use?

Quality of Life stuff mainly. I'll check what I got for my workshop list and post it up when I'm done. I definitely use True Concealment so the counter doesn't start till I actually shoot someone or gently caress up.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Ty I'd appreciate it

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Ty I'd appreciate it

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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007



This normally isn't a tough mission for me but I think a combination of getting sloppy and bad luck cost me this. It had such a strong start too because we dunked on the chosen pretty much straight away. Lessons learned: don't trigger turrets with a height advantage and sweep the exterior of the black site before grabbing the vial. We were trying to retreat from one group + the reinforcement group. The poo poo was not working out at all. Slavic Crime Yacht died to some bullshit but the rest was probably preventable. I shouldn't have risked EBB to that overwatch shot but I also didn't want to stick around and fight it out with two pods when we were out of grenades, Claymores, and meds.

quote:

Active Roster
Lieutenants
All nobles were hung.

Sergeants
Nostalgia 'Shakes' Butts - Specialist (Medic)
Veevs 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)

Corporals
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter (Sniper)
Nostalgia Butts - Specialist (Medic)

Squaddies
Amy ‘Cabbage Patch’ Schumer - Grenadier
B-rock 'Islamic' Shock - Ranger
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Sharpshooter
Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst - Sharpshooter
Joseph 'Diamond' Biden - Ranger
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN - Skirmisher
Sad 'Fatso' Billy - Grenadier

Recruits
Flikken 'rear end in a top hat' MP
Ray 'Parker' Junior

Current Buddy Teams
B-rock "Islamic" Shock and Joseph 'Diamond' Biden (Lvl 1)

Current Psych Cases
N/A because they are all dead lol

Dead
Sergeant Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse: Shot in the back by a Sectoid
Sergeant Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Squaddie Fister Roboto: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Sergeant Nick 'Sonar' McNally: Shot up by ADVENT MEC
Corporal The Rat: Shot up by ADVENT MEC.
Squaddie Ted 'Unabomber' Kaczynski: Shot through full cover by a turret
Sergeant Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs: Shot by an ADVENT MEC on overwatch as he tried to fallback.
Lieutenant Two 'Slavic' Finger: Shot through full cover by an ADVENT Lancer. Almost made it home.
Corporal Commie 'Red District' GIR: Mindcontrolled, left for dead, and then killed by a Psi Zombie.

We got an immediate followup drop to blow up an alien relay and get another scientist out the deal. Debuting this drop is the tagteam duo of B-rock 'Islamic' Shock and Joseph 'Diamond' Biden, Amy ‘Cabbage Patch’ Schumer, and Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Jul 21, 2018

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I died like I lived: flaming

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hells yeah I stand alone bitches

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Does xcom allow fragging


asking for a friend

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Viva Miriya posted:

:words:

We got an immediate followup drop to blow up an alien relay and get another scientist out the deal. Debuting this drop is the tagteam duo of B-rock 'Islamic' Shock and Joseph 'Diamond' Biden, Amy ‘Cabbage Patch’ Schumer, and Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst.

Clean sweep. Noteworthy presidential team of B-rock and Diamond Joe carried the mission. Ray Junior got captured during a covert op and Vincent Van Goatse lives in death as a Spark Unit. We also dodged a UFO trying to shoot us down.

quote:

Active Roster
Lieutenants
All nobles were hung.

Sergeants
Nostalgia 'Shakes' Butts - Specialist (Medic)
Veevs 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)

Corporals
B-rock 'Islamic' Shock - Ranger (Melee)
Joseph 'Diamond' Biden - Ranger (Melee)

Squaddies
Amy ‘Cabbage Patch’ Schumer - Grenadier
B-rock 'Islamic' Shock - Ranger
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Sharpshooter
Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst - Sharpshooter
Joseph 'Diamond' Biden - Ranger
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN - Skirmisher
Sad 'Fatso' Billy - Grenadier

Recruits
Flikken 'rear end in a top hat' MP
Ray 'Parker' Junior

Current Buddy Teams
B-rock "Islamic" Shock and Joseph 'Diamond' Biden (Lvl 1)
Amy ‘Cabbage Patch’ Schumer and Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst (Lvl 1)

Spark Units
Vincent 'Spread 'Em' Van Goatse

Current Psych Cases
N/A because they are all dead lol

Captured
Ray 'Parker' Junior

Dead
Sergeant Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse: Shot in the back by a Sectoid
Sergeant Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Squaddie Fister Roboto: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Sergeant Nick 'Sonar' McNally: Shot up by ADVENT MEC
Corporal The Rat: Shot up by ADVENT MEC.
Squaddie Ted 'Unabomber' Kaczynski: Shot through full cover by a turret
Sergeant Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs: Shot by an ADVENT MEC on overwatch as he tried to fallback.
Lieutenant Two 'Slavic' Finger: Shot through full cover by an ADVENT Lancer. Almost made it home.
Corporal Commie 'Red District' GIR: Mind controlled, left for dead, and then killed by a Psi Zombie.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Jul 21, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Smiling Jack posted:

Does xcom allow fragging


asking for a friend

Yes. Just say the sectoid mind controlled him and you are good.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Italian Fred Durst is dead and the Robo Vincent Van Goatse's debut has been a stunning success. Gonna try to get one more SPARK unit in the rotation at minimum, probably two.

quote:

Active Roster
Lieutenants
Veevs 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)


Sergeants
B-rock 'Islamic' Shock - Ranger (Melee)
Nostalgia 'Shakes' Butts - Specialist (Medic)

Corporals
Amy ‘Cabbage Patch’ Schumer - Grenadier
Joseph 'Diamond' Biden - Ranger (Melee)

Squaddies
B-rock 'Islamic' Shock - Ranger
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Sharpshooter
Flikken 'rear end in a top hat' MP - Ranger
Joseph 'Diamond' Biden - Ranger
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN - Skirmisher
Sad 'Fatso' Billy - Grenadier

Recruits
A SOF MARINE
Ray 'Parker' Junior

Current Buddy Teams
B-rock "Islamic" Shock and Joseph 'Diamond' Biden (Lvl 1)

Spark Units
Aspirant Vincent 'Spread 'Em' Van Goatse (War Machine)

Current Psych Cases
N/A because they are all dead lol

Captured
Ray 'Parker' Junior

Dead
Sergeant Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse: Shot in the back by a Sectoid
Sergeant Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Squaddie Fister Roboto: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Sergeant Nick 'Sonar' McNally: Shot up by ADVENT MEC
Corporal The Rat: Shot up by ADVENT MEC.
Squaddie Ted 'Unabomber' Kaczynski: Shot through full cover by a turret
Sergeant Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs: Shot by an ADVENT MEC on overwatch as he tried to fallback.
Lieutenant Two 'Slavic' Finger: Shot through full cover by an ADVENT Lancer. Almost made it home.
Corporal Commie 'Red District' GIR: Mind controlled, left for dead, and then killed by a Psi Zombie.
Squaddie SELECT Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst: Promoted mid mission after shooting down a ADVENT Purifier. He then got shot off his rooftop perch by a ADVENT Lancer. Amy Schumer was not happy at all.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Jul 21, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

We just got shot down by a UFO! Gotta repel boarders or this ironman playthrough is over! B-Rock and Biden are away on a covert op so everyone else listed is fighting.

E: we killed lots of people and got out clean. I'll update the list next time someone dies.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Jul 21, 2018

A SOF Marine
May 29, 2013
Now that I’ve been drafted, I can’t wait to get killed due to command incompetence.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

How many soldiers died in my presence so far

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007



Rip

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

How many soldiers died in my presence so far

I've lost count lmao.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

We just captured a UFO and got enough alloys and poo poo to get you guys some better armor. Maybe you'll stop dying anytime someone looks at you funny!

quote:

Active Roster
Lieutenants
Dickson 'PlznJesus69' Mybooty - Skirmisher
Nostalgia 'Shakes' Butts - Specialist (Medic)
Veevs 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)


Sergeants
Amy 'Bulldog' Schumer - Grenadier
Ed 'Hotmouth' Balls - Reaper
Pooki 'GStomper58' - Skirmisher
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot - Reaper

Corporals
A SOF MARINE - Speciliast
Flikken 'rear end in a top hat' MP - Ranger

Squaddies
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Sharpshooter
Jefferson 'Beauregard' Sessions - Templar
Sad 'Fatso' Billy - Grenadier

Recruits
Arms 'Tired' Boy
Shim Azu
Lando 'Good Boy' Howlrissian
Ray 'Parker' Junior

Current Buddy Teams
Amy ‘Cabbage Patch’ Schumer and Sad 'Fatso' Billy (Lvl 1)
Veevs 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS and A SOF MARINE (Lvl 1)

Spark Units
Cavalier Vincent 'Spread 'Em' Van Goatse

Current Psych Cases
N/A because they are all dead lol

Captured
Ray 'Parker' Junior

Dead
Sergeant Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse: Shot in the back by a Sectoid
Sergeant Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Squaddie Fister Roboto: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Sergeant Nick 'Sonar' McNally: Shot up by ADVENT MEC
Corporal The Rat: Shot up by ADVENT MEC.
Squaddie Ted 'Unabomber' Kaczynski: Shot through full cover by a turret
Sergeant Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs: Shot by an ADVENT MEC on overwatch as he tried to fallback.
Lieutenant Two 'Slavic' Finger: Shot through full cover by an ADVENT Lancer. Almost made it home.
Corporal Commie 'Red District' GIR: Mind controlled, left for dead, and then killed by a Psi Zombie.
Squaddie SELECT Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst: Promoted mid mission after shooting down a ADVENT Purifier. He then got shot off his rooftop perch by a ADVENT Lancer. Amy Schumer was not happy at all.
Sergeant B-rock 'Islamic' Shock: Killed by ADVENT after being compromised during a Covert Op.
Cpl Joseph 'Diamond' Biden: Killed by ADVENT after being compromised during a Covert Op.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Jul 21, 2018

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






drat dude i don't think i've ever seen two soldiers killed in a covert action

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

F

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


F

Oh poo poo I'm in my awkward LT phase

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

drat dude i don't think i've ever seen two soldiers killed in a covert action

Yeah I tried to run from the reinforcement drop, lost one trying to flee, then ran into an ADVENT guy at the evac and died to him. We didn't have plated armor yet so no one was surviving being shot at. If I have to do it again, I'll just kill everyone on the way. It would have worked out better with two rangers.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Uh you're not just gonna leave Ray in a prison camp to rot, i hope

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
i WILL NEVER LEAVE A FALLEN COMRADE

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

mods changed my name posted:

Uh you're not just gonna leave Ray in a prison camp to rot, i hope

mods changed my name posted:

i WILL NEVER LEAVE A FALLEN COMRADE

I'm waiting for the rescue mission to pop up.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Vasudus posted:

Jefferson
Beauregard
Sessions

His armor has to be all white.

Your dude looks like a bootleg power ranger.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I can't wait to come back as a spark so I can die twice

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

I have to get better about spacing guys out for grenades. Lost Dickson 'PlznJesus69' Mybooty to him getting shot out of cover because of that poo poo.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Viva Miriya posted:

I have to get better about spacing guys out for grenades. Lost Dickson 'PlznJesus69' Mybooty to him getting shot out of cover because of that poo poo.

Mopping up the last mission now but we failed it. Too many civilians got killed on this reprisal. My fault for losing someone super early otherwise we'd have worked faster.

quote:

Active Roster
Captains
Amy 'Bulldog' Schumer - Grenadier

Lieutenants
Nostalgia 'Shakes' Butts - Specialist (Medic)
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot - Reaper
Veevs 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)

Sergeants
Ed 'Hotmouth' Balls - Reaper
Flikken 'rear end in a top hat' MP - Ranger
Pooki 'GStomper58' - Skirmisher
Sad 'Boom Boom' Billy - Grenadier

Corporals
A SOF MARINE - Speciliast

Squaddies
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Sharpshooter
Jefferson 'Beauregard' Sessions - Templar
Shim Azu - Specialist

Recruits
Arms 'Tired' Boy
Lando 'Good Boy' Howlrissian

Current Buddy Teams
Amy ‘Bulldog’ Schumer and Sad 'Fatso' Billy (Lvl 1)
Veevs 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS and A SOF MARINE (Lvl 1)

Spark Units
Squire Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack

Current Psych Cases
N/A because they are all dead lol

Captured
Ray 'Parker' Junior

Dead
Sergeant Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse: Shot in the back by a Sectoid
Sergeant Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Squaddie Fister Roboto: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Sergeant Nick 'Sonar' McNally: Shot up by ADVENT MEC
Corporal The Rat: Shot up by ADVENT MEC.
Squaddie Ted 'Unabomber' Kaczynski: Shot through full cover by a turret
Sergeant Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs: Shot by an ADVENT MEC on overwatch as he tried to fallback.
Lieutenant Two 'Slavic' Finger: Shot through full cover by an ADVENT Lancer. Almost made it home.
Corporal Commie 'Red District' GIR: Mind controlled, left for dead, and then killed by a Psi Zombie.
Squaddie SELECT Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst: Promoted mid mission after shooting down a ADVENT Purifier. He then got shot off his rooftop perch by a ADVENT Lancer. Amy Schumer was not happy at all.
Sergeant B-rock 'Islamic' Shock: Killed by ADVENT after being compromised during a Covert Op.
Cpl Joseph 'Diamond' Biden: Killed by ADVENT after being compromised during a Covert Op.
Lieutenant Dickson 'PlznJesus69' Mybooty: Blown up then shot up by Mutons.
SPARK Cavalier Vincent 'Spread Em' Van Goatse: Shot by a Muton.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jul 21, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

We took out an alien facility but had to deal with the loving Warlock psishitter chosen. It coulda went alot worse.

quote:

Active Roster
Captains
Amy 'Bulldog' Schumer - Grenadier
Nostalgia 'Shakes' Butts - Specialist (Medic)
Veevs 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)
Lieutenants
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot - Reaper


Sergeants
Ed 'Hotmouth' Balls - Reaper
Pooki 'GStomper58' - Skirmisher
Sad 'Boom Boom' Billy - Grenadier

Corporals
A SOF MARINE - Speciliast

Squaddies
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Sharpshooter
Jefferson 'Beauregard' Sessions - Templar
Shim Azu - Specialist

Recruits
Arms 'Tired' Boy
Lando 'Good Boy' Howlrissian

Current Buddy Teams
Amy ‘Bulldog’ Schumer and Sad 'Fatso' Billy (Lvl 1)
Veevs 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS and A SOF MARINE (Lvl 1)

Spark Units
Squire Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack

Current Psych Cases
N/A because they are all dead lol

Captured
Ray 'Parker' Junior

Dead
Sergeant Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse: Shot in the back by a Sectoid
Sergeant Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Squaddie Fister Roboto: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Sergeant Nick 'Sonar' McNally: Shot up by ADVENT MEC
Corporal The Rat: Shot up by ADVENT MEC.
Squaddie Ted 'Unabomber' Kaczynski: Shot through full cover by a turret
Sergeant Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs: Shot by an ADVENT MEC on overwatch as he tried to fallback.
Lieutenant Two 'Slavic' Finger: Shot through full cover by an ADVENT Lancer. Almost made it home.
Corporal Commie 'Red District' GIR: Mind controlled, left for dead, and then killed by a Psi Zombie.
Squaddie SELECT Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst: Promoted mid mission after shooting down a ADVENT Purifier. He then got shot off his rooftop perch by a ADVENT Lancer. Amy Schumer was not happy at all.
Sergeant B-rock 'Islamic' Shock: Killed by ADVENT after being compromised during a Covert Op.
Cpl Joseph 'Diamond' Biden: Killed by ADVENT after being compromised during a Covert Op.
Lieutenant Dickson 'PlznJesus69' Mybooty: Blown up then shot up by Mutons.
SPARK Cavalier Vincent 'Spread Em' Van Goatse: Shot by a Muton.
Sergeant Flikken 'rear end in a top hat': THEY SUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT!

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Jul 22, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

We tried to capture a UFO and triggered 3 loving pods. I got out as soon as I could. Pooki and Shim got captured.

quote:

Active Roster
Captains
Amy 'Bulldog' Schumer - Grenadier
Nostalgia 'Shakes' Butts - Specialist (Medic)
Veevs 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot - Reaper

Lieutenants
Sad 'Boom Boom' Billy - Grenadier


Sergeants
Ed 'Hotmouth' Balls - Reaper

Corporals
Jefferson 'Beauregard' Sessions - Templar

Squaddies
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Sharpshooter

Recruits
Arms 'Tired' Boy
Lando 'Good Boy' Howlrissian

Current Buddy Teams
Amy ‘Bulldog’ Schumer and Sad 'Fatso' Billy (Lvl 1)
Veevs 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS and A SOF MARINE (Lvl 1)

Spark Units
Squire Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack

Current Psych Cases
N/A because they are all dead lol

Captured
Pooki 'GStomper58' Bear
Ray 'Parker' Junior
Shim Azu

Dead
Sergeant Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse: Shot in the back by a Sectoid
Sergeant Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Squaddie Fister Roboto: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Sergeant Nick 'Sonar' McNally: Shot up by ADVENT MEC
Corporal The Rat: Shot up by ADVENT MEC.
Squaddie Ted 'Unabomber' Kaczynski: Shot through full cover by a turret
Sergeant Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs: Shot by an ADVENT MEC on overwatch as he tried to fallback.
Lieutenant Two 'Slavic' Finger: Shot through full cover by an ADVENT Lancer. Almost made it home.
Corporal Commie 'Red District' GIR: Mind controlled, left for dead, and then killed by a Psi Zombie.
Squaddie SELECT Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst: Promoted mid mission after shooting down a ADVENT Purifier. He then got shot off his rooftop perch by a ADVENT Lancer. Amy Schumer was not happy at all.
Sergeant B-rock 'Islamic' Shock: Killed by ADVENT after being compromised during a Covert Op.
Cpl Joseph 'Diamond' Biden: Killed by ADVENT after being compromised during a Covert Op.
Lieutenant Dickson 'PlznJesus69' Mybooty: Blown up then shot up by Mutons.
SPARK Cavalier Vincent 'Spread Em' Van Goatse: Shot by a Muton.
Sergeant Flikken 'rear end in a top hat': THEY SUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT!
Sergeant A SOF MARINE: Killed by ADVENT during a Covert Op

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Jul 22, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

So apparently there's a certain way to do covert ops that have a risk of being ambushed so you don't risk losing your guys. I've lost some loving really good troops being bad at this game. Gonna give it one last go and gonna see it through.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Viva Miriya posted:

So apparently there's a certain way to do covert ops that have a risk of being ambushed so you don't risk losing your guys. I've lost some loving really good troops being bad at this game. Gonna give it one last go and gonna see it through.

Active Roster

Squaddies
Commie GIR - Sharpshooter
Nostalgia 4Butts - Ranger
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Reaper
The Rat - Grenadier

Rookies
B-Rock 'The Islamic' Shock
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz
Fister Roboto
Joseph 'Diamond Joe' Biden
King 'Best Dog' Louis
Nostalgia 4Butts
Pooki 'GStomper58' Bear
Shane McNally
Two 'Slavic' Finger
Vincent 'Spread 'Em' Van Goatse

Spark Units
N/A

Captured
N/A

Dead
N/A

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Jul 22, 2018

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



I'm in this time BUG "PISSTAPEISREAL" JUG

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Vasudus posted:

Jefferson
Beauregard
Sessions

His armor has to be all white.

Got a better idea

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

lol

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

I updated the list, though I might be missing a rookie or two. gently caress it though. Back to the games. Oh and Nostalgia4Butts is getting renamed to twofinger so he can pair up with King 'Best Dog' Louis. getting NJP'd and transferred out of the XCOM RANGERS.

Active Roster

Sergeants
The 'Big Country' Rat - Grenadier

Corporals
Commie GIR - Sharpshooter
Two 'Slavic' Finger - Ranger
Shane McNally - Specialist
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Reaper

Squaddies
Jefferson 'Beauregard' Sessions - Grenadier
King 'Best Dog' Louis - Ranger
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot - Templar
Nostalgia 4Butts - Grenadier
Vincent 'Spread 'Em' Van Goatse - Sharpshooter

Rookies
Arms 'Tired' Boy
B-Rock 'The Islamic' Shock
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz
Dickson 'PlznJesus69' Mybooty
Donald 'Ikon' Trump
Fister Roboto
Joseph 'Diamond Joe' Biden
Pooki 'GStomper58' Bear
Pussy 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz
Shim Azu


Spark Units
N/A

Captured
N/A

Dead
N/A

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Jul 22, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Sick. First ADVENT retaliation strike and the chosen that shows up is the warlock. Weak to reapers but immune to explosions lmao alright. At least I got two rangers to stab it to death whenever it shows its face.

E: We wiped the map of dudes and are now going to handle the Warlock 3 v 1. Sent Smiling Jack home because he caught on fire and I don't want him to die mid fight.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Jul 22, 2018

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

:discourse:

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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Oh hey sup hello! It is April 2035 and we've made contact with all 3 resistance factions. We haven't lost anyone yet, and we've gotten our first LT pretty friggen fast thanks to the Resistance Ring. We're currently reaching out to Resistance cells all over the United States. And we're gearing up to move into South America next.

Active Roster
Lieutenants
Shane 'Ragtime' McNally - Specialist

Sergeants
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Reaper
The 'Big Country' Rat - Grenadier
Two 'Slavic' Finger - Ranger

Corporals
Commie GIR - Sharpshooter
King 'Best Dog' Louis - Ranger
Nostalgia 4Butts - Grenadier
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot - Templar

Squaddies
B-Rock 'The Islamic' Shock - Ranger
Dickson 'PlznJesus69' Mybooty - Specialist
Donald 'Ikon' Trump - Ranger
Fister Roboto - Specialist
Jefferson 'Beauregard' Sessions - Grenadier
Joseph 'Diamond Joe' Biden - Ranger
Pooki 'GStomper58' Bear - Specialist
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN - Skirmisher
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot - Templar
Pussy 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Ranger
Vincent 'Spread 'Em' Van Goatse - Sharpshooter

Rookies
Arms 'Tired' Boy
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz
Shim Azu

Spark Units
N/A

Current Buddy Teams
Two 'Slavic' Finger and King 'Best Dog' Louis (Lvl 1)

Captured
N/A

Dead
N/A

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