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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

TAKING ON THREE PODS AT ONCE BECAUSE THE GAME IS GIVING ME NO loving CHOICE

WUTANG!

E: it worked out p good lmao.

Active Roster
Captains
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Reaper

Lieutenants
Shane 'Ragtime' McNally - Specialist
Two 'Slavic' Finger - Ranger

Sergeants
Commie 'Sheriff' GIR - Sharpshooter
King 'Best Dog' Louis - Ranger
Nostalgia 4 'Thunder' Butts - Grenadier
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot - Templar
The 'Big Country' Rat - Grenadier

Corporals
Fister Roboto - Specialist
Jefferson 'Beauregard' Sessions - Grenadier
Lando 'Good Boy' Howlrissian - Reaper
Pooki 'GStomper58' Bear - Specialist
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN - Skirmisher

Squaddies
Dickson 'PlznJesus69' Mybooty - Specialist
Donald 'Ikon' Trump - Ranger
Jefferson 'Beauregard' Sessions - Grenadier
Joseph 'Diamond Joe' Biden - Ranger
Pussy 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Ranger
Vincent 'Spread 'Em' Van Goatse - Sharpshooter

Rookies
Arms 'Tired' Boy
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz
Shim Azu

Spark Units
B-Rock 'The Islamic' Shock

Current Buddy Teams
Shane 'Ragtime' McNally and The 'Big Country' Rat (Lvl 1)
Two 'Slavic' Finger and King 'Best Dog' Louis (Lvl 1)

Captured
N/A

Dead
B-Rock 'The Islamic' Shock: Blown up by an ADVENT Officer. Forgot those dudes carry frags and B-Rock's health was low enough to make the toss worth hitting him and like 2 other guys. A new SPARK unit has been named after him. :911:

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Jul 22, 2018

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

captain now bitches

all leave requests denied suck it

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Hahahaha that loving nickname

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Muffled Ayy Lmao in the Distance

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

We just completed the alien blacksite mission and are able to start going after Chosen where they live thanks to Major Jack. We won't until I get you guys some better armor because that might be a bit rough. It went well except for Two Finger and Terrible Robot getting scorched. They ambushed an ADVENT response team at the drop and ginsu'd them hos with bladestorm. They also blew up an ADVENT Purifier. Luckily McNally treated them in the field and they made it safely to the extraction.

A new entry for the top killers has been added to the sheet.

Active Roster
Majors
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Reaper

Captains
Shane 'Ragtime' McNally - Specialist
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot - Templar
Two 'Slavic' Finger - Ranger

Lieutenants
King 'Best Dog' Louis - Ranger
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN - Skirmisher

Sergeants
Commie 'Sheriff' GIR - Sharpshooter
Fister 'Jammer' Roboto - Specialist
Jefferson 'Beauregard' Sessions - Grenadier
King 'Best Dog' Louis - Ranger
Lando 'Good Boy' Howlrissian - Reaper
Nostalgia 4 'Thunder' Butts - Grenadier
Pooki 'GStomper58' Bear - Specialist
The 'Big Country' Rat - Grenadier

Corporals
Joseph 'Diamond Joe' Biden - Ranger

Squaddies
Dickson 'PlznJesus69' Mybooty - Specialist
Donald 'Ikon' Trump - Ranger
Jefferson 'Beauregard' Sessions - Grenadier
Pussy 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Ranger
Vincent 'Spread 'Em' Van Goatse - Sharpshooter

Rookies
Arms 'Tired' Boy
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz
Shim Azu

Spark Units
Squire B-Rock 'The Islamic' Shock

Current Buddy Teams
Shane 'Ragtime' McNally and The 'Big Country' Rat (Lvl 1)
Two 'Slavic' Finger and King 'Best Dog' Louis (Lvl 1)

Top Killers
Two 'Slavic' Finger (7 Missions, 29 Kills)
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot (5 Missions, 21 Kills)
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack (7 Missions, 21 Kills)
King 'Best Dog' Louis (4 Missions, 19 Kills)
Shane 'Ragtime' McNally (7 Missions, 19 Kills)

Captured
N/A

Dead
B-Rock 'The Islamic' Shock: Blown up by an ADVENT Officer. Forgot those dudes carry frags and B-Rock's health was low enough to make the toss worth hitting him and like 2 other guys. A new SPARK unit has been named after him. :911:

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Jul 22, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Templars with fortress are so good. They can just blow up purifiers and not give af. Good job being MVP on this ambush TERRIBLE ROBOT!

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Joe Biden is dead lmao

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Going to take out the Warlock. This will be the mission that we either take a squad wipe in or take heavy casualties in. Updating the Roster real quick.

Oh yeah, for those reading who are listed as Rookies and wondering why you didn't get any play yet: you're getting turned into psychics as soon as we get the psionic labs up.

Active Roster
Majors
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Reaper

Captains
Shane 'Ragtime' McNally - Specialist
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot - Templar
Two 'Slavic' Finger - Ranger

Lieutenants
Commie 'Sheriff' GIR - Sharpshooter
King 'Best Dog' Louis - Ranger
Lando 'Good Boy' Howlrissian - Reaper
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN - Skirmisher

Sergeants
Fister 'Jammer' Roboto - Specialist
Dickson 'PlznJesus69' Mybooty - Specialist
Jefferson 'Beauregard' Sessions - Grenadier
King 'Best Dog' Louis - Ranger
Nostalgia 4 'Thunder' Butts - Grenadier
Pooki 'GStomper58' Bear - Specialist
The 'Big Country' Rat - Grenadier

Corporals
Donald 'Ikon' Trump - Ranger
Pussy 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Ranger

Squaddies
Vincent 'Spread 'Em' Van Goatse - Sharpshooter

Rookies
Arms 'Tired' Boy
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz
Shim Azu

Spark Units
Aspirant B-Rock 'The Islamic' Shock
Squire Joseph 'Diamond Joe' Biden

Current Buddy Teams
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot and REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN (Lvl 1)
Shane 'Ragtime' McNally and The 'Big Country' Rat (Lvl 1)
Two 'Slavic' Finger and King 'Best Dog' Louis (Lvl 2)

Top Killers
Two 'Slavic' Finger (7 Missions, 29 Kills)
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot (6 Missions, 27 Kills)
King 'Best Dog' Louis (5 Missions, 23 Kills)
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack (8 Missions, 22 Kills)
Shane 'Ragtime' McNally (8 Missions, 21 Kills)

Captured
N/A

Dead
Squaddie B-Rock 'The Islamic' Shock: Blown up by an ADVENT Officer. Forgot those dudes carry frags and B-Rock's health was low enough to make the toss worth hitting him and like 2 other guys. A new SPARK unit has been named after him. :911:
Sergeant Joseph 'Diamond Joe' Biden: Survived being face to face with a Berserker only to be shot to death by an ADVENT Shieldbearer. To be fair, we had two pods triggered + the Assassin to deal with. Coming out of that with only one casualty was very fortunate. A SPARK unit has been commissioned in his honor.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

CHRYSALLIDS!

Two Finger is dead. Chrysallids rushed him and tore him apart.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

You guys are all going to die.

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


:rip:Italian Fred Durst, died as he lived, doing it all for Amy Schumer nookie

Black Balloon
Dec 28, 2008

The literal grumpiest



Ali "Ayatollah" Khamenei still fervently believes that everyone still sometimes needs that light of belief in their hearts to see them through troubled times. His withered hand may never again grasp a weapon, but he has one more, and besme-allah al rahman al rahim he will do his best for the good men and women of XCOM.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Viva Miriya posted:

You guys are all going to die.

You guys all died lmao. New Playthrough on Legendary after I watched some videos to get good. Let's see if we get past the first month, I'll update with names after that.

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!
Chrysallids are terrifying creatures.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

there's two options for classic x-com: save scumming or on a mountain of corpses

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

You mean throwing wave after wave of your own men at them until you hit the bullseye and their house of cards falls like dominos. Checkmate.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

1994 first play though of X-com I carefully savescummed an entire squad up to the point where I found out psionics were a thing (keep in mind this was in the very early days of the internet) and I found out none of them had psi powers.

Next run through I beat the game on a pile of bodies. Then I found the mod on ftp.cdrom.com that let me optimize base layout and turn off psi powers. :bustem:

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

ngl I'm having an issue just letting dudes die for the PERFECT Ironman playthrough so imma chill for an evening

lets try this again tommorow

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Viva Miriya posted:

ngl I'm having an issue just letting dudes die for the PERFECT Ironman playthrough so imma chill for an evening

lets try this again tommorow

We finally survived past the first month without major fuckups so now I'm cool with playing it out to the end. We also lucked out with a +1 damage boost to conventional weapons breakthrough, so it'll make this next month easier till we can transition to magnetic weapons. Legend has been pretty interesting as far it goes for bad luck or gently caress ups. Either I play really well and we lose no one or people start getting shot and killed.


Active Roster

Sergeants
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Reaper

Corporals
B-Rock 'The Islamic' Shock - Ranger (Melee)
King 'Best Dog' Louis - Ranger (Melee)
Pooki 'GStomper58' Bear - Specialist (Medic)
Two 'Slavic' Finger - Sharpshooter (Sniper)

Squaddies
Arms 'Tired' Boy - Sharpshooter
CSM 'ASAPI' 1SG - Specialist
Dickson 'PlznJesus69' Mybooty - Grenadier
Joseph 'Diamond Joe' Biden - Grenadier
Nostalgia 4Buttes - Sharpshooter
poo poo rear end Fuckup - Grenadier


Rookies
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz
Fister Roboto
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot
The Rat
VEEVS 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS

Spark Units
N/A

Current Buddy Teams
Pooki 'GStomper58' Bear and poo poo rear end Fuckup (Lvl 1)
Nostalgia 4Buttes and Dickson 'PlznJesus69' Mybooty (Lvl 1)

Top Five Killers
B-Rock 'The Islamic' Shock (3 Missions, 20 Kills)
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack (4 Missions, 20 Kills)
King 'Best Dog' Louis (4 Missions, 18 Kills)
Two 'Slavic' Finger (3 Missions, 8 Kills)
poo poo rear end Fuckup (1 Mission, 4 Kills)

Captured
N/A

Dead
N/A

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Jul 24, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

We have our first casualty! I misjudged a resistance mission and figured it was gonna involve a ton of Lost so I dropped in 2 shotgunners and 3 snipers to handle it. Despite this mistake, it worked out pretty well apart from one dead dude. Way to get owned SLAVIC CRIME YACHT.

Active Roster

Sergeants
B-Rock 'The Islamic' Shock - Ranger (Melee)
King 'Best Dog' Louis - Ranger (Melee)
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Reaper

Corporals
Arms 'Tired' Boy - Sharpshooter (Sniper)
Nostalgia 4Buttes - Sharpshooter (Sniper)
Pooki 'GStomper58' Bear - Specialist (Medic)

Squaddies
CSM 'ASAPI' 1SG - Specialist
Dickson 'PlznJesus69' Mybooty - Grenadier
Joseph 'Diamond Joe' Biden - Grenadier
poo poo rear end Fuckup - Grenadier


Rookies
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz
Fister Roboto
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot
The Rat
VEEVS 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS

Spark Units
N/A

Current Buddy Teams
Pooki 'GStomper58' Bear and poo poo rear end Fuckup (Lvl 1)
Nostalgia 4Buttes and Dickson 'PlznJesus69' Mybooty (Lvl 1)

Top Five Killers
B-Rock 'The Islamic' Shock (5 Missions, 31 Kills)
King 'Best Dog' Louis (5 Missions, 24 Kills)
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack (5 Missions, 22 Kills)
Two 'Slavic' Finger (3 Missions, 8 Kills)
Arms 'Tired' Boy (1 Mission, 7 Kills)

Captured
N/A

Dead
Corporal Two 'Slavic' Finger: Died holding the line against an onslaught of ADVENT troopers.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 12:25 on Jul 26, 2018

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



:munch:

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

it was going so good until i accidentally put us on overwatch next to a mindcontrolled guy. Someone got shot then Pooki got killed for being mindcontrolled and moving around us. lmao


whoooooooooooooooooooops

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Another mission that went south. Dudes went crazy and sealed their fate. Also dealing with multiple mecs was a bit rough.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Hahaahaha i completed a mission where everyone died but the VIP. loving mutons grenading people off of roofs lmao.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i'm the dripping prince

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I had a good run

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Elmags just got knocked the gently caress out by a berserker. that babby dead

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

This campaign is going badly! It's really unforgiving of minor fuckups but boy are we hanging on. Maybe not for much longer because there are no Sergeants to allow us to run covert ops to stop the Avatar project. This one will probably end in defeat but we're playing it out!




Active Roster

Sergeants
Dead or Captured

Corporals
Arc 'Shitposter' Light - Specialist (Combat)
CSM 'ASAPI' 1SG - Specialist (Medic)
Dick 'Notacrook' Nixon - Skirmisher
Nostalgia 4Buttes - Sharpshooter (Sniper)
Jefferson 'Beauregard' Sessions - Templar
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot - Specialist (Combat)

Squaddies
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Sharpshooter
Ed 'Hotmouth' Balls - Grenadier
NSA 'Gimmick' Wizard - Grenadier (in training)
The Rat - Ranger

Rookies
All dead lmao

Spark Units
N/A

Current Buddy Teams
lmao

Top Five Killers
lmao you fuckers all dead as poo poo

Captured
Cpl poo poo rear end Fuckup: Left behind during an emergency extraction. Captured by the Warlock.
Sgt King 'Best Dog' Louis: Captured during a covert operation to stop the Avatar project. Captured by the Warlock?

Dead
Cpl Two 'Slavic' Finger: Died holding the line against an onslaught of ADVENT troopers.
Cpl Pooki 'GSTOMPER58' Bear: Mind controlled by the enemy then shot down by XCOM forces. Specifically poo poo rear end Fuckup.
Cpl Arms 'Tired' Boy: Killed by ADVENT Purifier
Sgt B-Rock 'The Islamic' Shock: Shot to death by ADVENT MEC,
Cpl Joseph 'Diamond Joe' Biden: Memorial entry bugged. I forget how you died. Probably shot to death by an ADVENT MEC.
Sq REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN: Stabbed to death by ADVENT Lancer.
Sq. VEEVS 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS: Shot to death by ADVENT Lancer
Sgt Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack: Stabbed to death by a Muton
Cpl Dickson 'PlznJesus69' Mybooty: Blown off a rooftop by a Muton.
Sq Fister Roboto: Blown off a rooftop by a Muton.
Rk Fox 'Hannity' News: Shot to death by a Muton on Overwatch.
Rk Lyndon 'Big' Johnson: Fought to the death against two Mutons after Fox News was shot to death. Killed one and was stabbed to death by the other.
Rk Commie 'Red' GIR: Murdered by the Assassin
Rk ANIME 'El Maligno' LOVER: BRUTALLY CRUSHED TO DEATH BY BERSERKER STOP ANIME WAS A MISTAKE STOP gently caress EL MAGS
Rk Macho 'Randy' Man: Shot to death by ADVENT Officer.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Jul 26, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

I built 3 exo suits and we're deploying them on the ADVENT Blacksite mission. I'm hoping the extra durability will turn the tide. If we take any more casualties in the coming months, XCOM is done.

E: GL NERDS

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Jul 26, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

First patrol eliminated. Assassin has arrived.

E: Assassin killed. Second patrol and third patrol eliminated. Explosives low.
Double E: Fourth patrol encountered. Sick, I just love mutons. They are also dead.
Triple E: Effortless rooftop attack on the dudes in the blacksite. Have to pause the game now but we're going to clear the exterior of the facility before grabbing that loving vial.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Jul 26, 2018

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
drat I hadn’t checked in here for a week or so. RIP to my first dude who was a badass, let’s see if SMDFTB Jr can fill those boots

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Terrible Robot posted:

drat I hadn’t checked in here for a week or so. RIP to my first dude who was a badass, let’s see if SMDFTB Jr can fill those boots

So far he's doing good in his powersuit. He tanked an assassin hit so far and helped pop an ADVENT MEC with combat protocol. Soon as I get gremlin mk II purchased, he'll be killing MECS on the reg.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

ADVENT A BITCH

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Recruited a buncha new people to fill out the ranks after the ADVENT Blacksite mission. We got sergeants again so we can start doing Avatar Project sabotage runs again. None are available this month though. Top Killers will only list double digit killers

Active Roster

Sergeants
Dick 'Notacrook' Nixon - Skirmisher
Jefferson 'Beauregard' Sessions - Templar
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot - Specialist (Combat)

Corporals
Arc 'Shitposter' Light - Specialist (Combat)
CSM 'ASAPI' 1SG - Specialist (Medic)
Ed 'Hotmouth' Balls - Grenadier
Nostalgia 4Buttes - Sharpshooter (Sniper)

Squaddies
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Sharpshooter
Frozen 'Ballast' Vent - Ranger (in training)
NSA 'Gimmick' Wizard - Grenadier
The Rat - Ranger

Rookies
Ali 'Ayatollah' Khamenei
Grover 'Insulator' Haus
Weelord '42088' Bonerhitler

Spark Units
N/A however I will produce them as soon as possible.

Current Buddy Teams
Jefferson 'Beauregard' Sessions and Ed 'Hotmouth' Balls (Lvl 1)

Top Five Killers
Dick 'Notacrook' Nixon (3 Missions, 15 Kills)
Jefferson 'Beauregard' Sessions (3 Missions, 14 Kills)
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot (3 Missions, 12 Kills)
Some dead guy (whatever, lmao pwnd)
Another dead guy (rip in piss bitch)

Captured
Cpl poo poo rear end Fuckup: Left behind during an emergency extraction. Captured by the Warlock.
Sgt King 'Best Dog' Louis: Captured during a covert operation to stop the Avatar project. Captured by the Warlock?

Dead
Cpl Two 'Slavic' Finger: Died holding the line against an onslaught of ADVENT troopers.
Cpl Pooki 'GSTOMPER58' Bear: Mind controlled by the enemy then shot down by XCOM forces. Specifically poo poo rear end Fuckup.
Cpl Arms 'Tired' Boy: Killed by ADVENT Purifier
Sgt B-Rock 'The Islamic' Shock: Shot to death by ADVENT MEC,
Cpl Joseph 'Diamond Joe' Biden: Memorial entry bugged. I forget how you died. Probably shot to death by an ADVENT MEC.
Sq REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN: Stabbed to death by ADVENT Lancer.
Sq. VEEVS 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS: Shot to death by ADVENT Lancer
Sgt Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack: Stabbed to death by a Muton
Cpl Dickson 'PlznJesus69' Mybooty: Blown off a rooftop by a Muton.
Sq Fister Roboto: Blown off a rooftop by a Muton.
Rk Fox 'Hannity' News: Shot to death by a Muton on Overwatch.
Rk Lyndon 'Big' Johnson: Fought to the death against two Mutons after Fox News was shot to death. Killed one and was stabbed to death by the other.
Rk Commie 'Red' GIR: Murdered by the Assassin
Rk ANIME 'El Maligno' LOVER: BRUTALLY CRUSHED TO DEATH BY BERSERKER STOP ANIME WAS A MISTAKE STOP gently caress EL MAGS
Rk Macho 'Randy' Man: Shot to death by ADVENT Officer.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

I'm popping rockets and grenades everywhere because I'd rather deal with the lost than with ADVENT MECs and Mutons.

E: lol we lost the VIP because I just left him in a room and he somehow got flanked. Thanks ADVENT. On the brightside, we'll probably extract with 2 Lieutenant Sharpshooters.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Jul 27, 2018

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Still alive! Woo! Wonder what the nickname will come out to on this run.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

The top killers are inflated because Between the Eyes vs the lost is broken af. However those numbers count so SMDFTB. Its also the only reason we didn't squadwipe or even take any casualties apart from me not paying attention to the VIP at all and letting him get whacked. I think I've exhausted everyone in the thread that I haven't used at least once. I need new names please!

Active Roster

Lieutenants
Mike 'Flipper' Cohen - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)
PISSTAPE 'BUGJUG' ISREAL - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)

Sergeants
Dick 'Notacrook' Nixon - Skirmisher
Jefferson 'Beauregard' Sessions - Templar
Nostalgia 'Alpha' 4Buttes - Sharpshooter (Sniper)
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot - Specialist (Combat)

Corporals
Arc 'Shitposter' Light - Specialist (Combat)
CSM 'ASAPI' 1SG - Specialist (Medic)
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Sharpshooter (Sniper)
Ed 'Hotmouth' Balls - Grenadier

Squaddies
Ali 'Ayatollah' Khamenei - Grenadier
Frozen 'Ballast' Vent - Ranger
Grover 'Insulator' Haus - Grenadier
NSA 'Gimmick' Wizard - Grenadier
The Rat - Ranger
Weedlord '42088' Bonerhitler - Specialist

Rookies
N/A

Spark Units
N/A however I will produce them as soon as possible.

Current Buddy Teams
Jefferson 'Beauregard' Sessions and Ed 'Hotmouth' Balls (Lvl 1)
Nostalgia 'Alpha' 4Buttes and Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz (Lvl 1)

Top Five Killers
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz (1 Mission, 41 Kills)
Nostalgia 'Alpha' 4Buttes (5 Missions, 27 Kills)
Dick 'Notacrook' Nixon (3 Missions, 15 Kills)
Jefferson 'Beauregard' Sessions (3 Missions, 14 Kills)
Terrible 'SMDFTB' Robot (3 Missions, 12 Kills)


Captured
Cpl poo poo rear end Fuckup: Left behind during an emergency extraction. Captured by the Warlock.
Sgt King 'Best Dog' Louis: Captured during a covert operation to stop the Avatar project. Captured by the Warlock?

Dead
Cpl Two 'Slavic' Finger: Died holding the line against an onslaught of ADVENT troopers.
Cpl Pooki 'GSTOMPER58' Bear: Mind controlled by the enemy then shot down by XCOM forces. Specifically poo poo rear end Fuckup.
Cpl Arms 'Tired' Boy: Killed by ADVENT Purifier
Sgt B-Rock 'The Islamic' Shock: Shot to death by ADVENT MEC,
Cpl Joseph 'Diamond Joe' Biden: Memorial entry bugged. I forget how you died. Probably shot to death by an ADVENT MEC.
Sq REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN: Stabbed to death by ADVENT Lancer.
Sq. VEEVS 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS: Shot to death by ADVENT Lancer
Sgt Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack: Stabbed to death by a Muton
Cpl Dickson 'PlznJesus69' Mybooty: Blown off a rooftop by a Muton.
Sq Fister Roboto: Blown off a rooftop by a Muton.
Rk Fox 'Hannity' News: Shot to death by a Muton on Overwatch.
Rk Lyndon 'Big' Johnson: Fought to the death against two Mutons after Fox News was shot to death. Killed one and was stabbed to death by the other.
Rk Commie 'Red' GIR: Murdered by the Assassin
Rk ANIME 'El Maligno' LOVER: BRUTALLY CRUSHED TO DEATH BY BERSERKER STOP ANIME WAS A MISTAKE STOP gently caress EL MAGS
Rk Macho 'Randy' Man: Shot to death by ADVENT Officer.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Jul 27, 2018

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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Oh guys...we have a BIG PROBLEM. The Assassin is close to getting full knowledge and that apparently means its gonna find us, shoot down the avenger, and make me do some defense missions that has it shelling the avenger. We also have to fight the chosen on this mission as well. If we fail, game over. I'll start up a new playthrough because after I've worked out the kinks, legendary turned out to be actually fun and challenging....when it wasn't some ole bullshit.

E: we just got shotdown folks so we got a win or the campaign is over. Wish me luck.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Jul 27, 2018

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