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Two Finger is down due to the Chosen Assassin. Currently trying to evac through the lost. Edit: Two Finger bled out during evac. We're bring you home buddy! Double Edit: Mission accomplished. Smiling Jack got out by the skin of her teeth and carried out her buddy Two Finger. The Chosen Assassin got dunked on with a combo of Reaper Claymore and a grenade from Vincent Van Goatse. Unfortunately Two Finger was the one who got jumped on and there were no medkits around due to budget cuts. Active Roster Corporals Fister Roboto - Specialist (Medic) Smiling Jack - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger) Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Reaper Squaddies Commie Gir - Specialist Eva Braun Blowjobs- Grenadier Nostalgia Butts - Ranger Terrible Robot - Sharpshooter The Rat - Grenadier Vincent Van Goatse - Ranger Current Psych Cases: Terrible Robot (Overly Aggressive): Has a chance to take shot immediately after going into Overwatch. Dead Squaddie VEEVS MIRIALIS (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper. Recruit REAL AMERICAN (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper. Recruit Two Finger (Operation Lost and Abandoned): Killed by Chosen Assassin. Bled out during attempted medevac.  Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Jul 19, 2018 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:Hells yeah ranger school  ADVENT IS ATTACKING A RESISTANCE HAVEN Corporal's Hurtz and Robot, Squaddies Butts, and Blowjobs are up! Edit: Clean Sweep. EBB and Nostalia4Butts did work this mission. No one so much as took a scratch on this one.  Active Roster Sergeants Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Reaper Corporals Fister Roboto - Specialist (Medic) Smiling Jack - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger) Squaddies Commie Gir - Specialist Eva Braun Blowjobs- Grenadier Nostalgia Butts - Ranger Terrible Robot - Sharpshooter The Rat - Grenadier Vincent Van Goatse - Ranger Current Psych Cases: Terrible Robot (Overly Aggressive): Has a chance to take shot immediately after going into Overwatch. Dead Squaddie VEEVS MIRIALIS (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper. Recruit REAL AMERICAN (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper. Recruit Two Finger (Operation Lost and Abandoned): Killed by Chosen Assassin. Bled out during attempted medevac. Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Jul 19, 2018 |
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Jul 19, 2018 19:45
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Jul 19, 2018 19:49
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Please get me shredder or whatever skill it is that destroys cover tia
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EBB posted:Please get me shredder or whatever skill it is that destroys cover tia you have grenades tho?!?!?!?! also np sure E: Terrible Robot and a random rookie are going to go rescue the Skirmisher PRATAL MOX. Hopefully this mission doesn't suck too hard doing it early but we gonna GET OUR BOYS BACK! Also the Science nerds were inspired to work on magnetic weapons so we spent the first month unlocking them. As soon as we get 10 alien alloys, everyone will have really good rifles to work with. Double Edit: We got a new mission to blow up a transmitter somewhere. Vincent Van Goatse, Fister Roboto, Nostalia4Butts, EBB, and CommieGIR are up for it again. Gonna let Sgt Dick Hurtz rest his hurt dick for a bit. Next up is the rescue mission. Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Jul 19, 2018 |
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Fister Roboto is dead because a lancer stabbed the poo poo out of him. Correction: Van Goatse survived the turn somehow. Mission Complete. Also we did the prison break mission real quick so now we have a skirmisher. Active Roster Sergeants Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Reaper Corporals Eva Braun Blowjobs- Grenadier (Mixed Spec) Smiling Jack - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger) Nostalgia Butts - Ranger (Melee) Vincent Van Goatse - Ranger (Melee) Squaddies Commie Gir - Specialist Firstname 'Nickname' McNally - Skirmisher Sad Bill - Specialist Terrible Robot - Sharpshooter The Rat - Grenadier Current Psych Cases: Dick Hutz (Cautious): Might occasionally hunker down after the first move Terrible Robot (Overly Aggressive): Has a chance to take shot immediately after going into Overwatch. Vincent Van Goatse (Fear of Panic): Brain breaks when other peoples brains break. Dead Squaddie VEEVS MIRIALIS (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper. Recruit REAL AMERICAN (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper. Recruit Two Finger (Operation Lost and Abandoned): Killed by Chosen Assassin. Bled out during attempted medevac. Corporal Fister Roboto (Operation Frozen Shepp): Killed by Lancer. Bled out so team could focus on mission. Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Jul 19, 2018 |
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Jul 19, 2018 20:17
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It's worth giving up the armor to catch people with their pants down 
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Yeah shredder owns, I've never once taken blast passing.
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The Rat posted:Yeah shredder owns, I've never once taken blast passing. that's why in WOTC you can get both 
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McNally and Pooki Bear are dead. I'm extracting everyone else because I can't gently caress with a chosen with two squaddie snipers and all my close in guys dead. Active Roster Sergeants Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Reaper Corporals Commie Gir - Specialist (Medic) Eva Braun Blowjobs- Grenadier (Mixed Spec) Smiling Jack - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger) Nostalgia Butts - Ranger (Melee) Terrible Robot - Sharpshooter (Sniper) Vincent Van Goatse - Ranger (Melee) Squaddies Sad Bill - Specialist The Rat - Grenadier Current Psych Cases: Dick Hutz (Cautious): Might occasionally hunker down after the first move Terrible Robot (Overly Aggressive): Has a chance to take shot immediately after going into Overwatch. Vincent Van Goatse (Fear of Panic): Brain breaks when other peoples brains break. Dead Squaddie VEEVS MIRIALIS (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper. Recruit REAL AMERICAN (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper. Recruit Two Finger (Operation Lost and Abandoned): Killed by Chosen Assassin. Bled out during attempted medevac. Corporal Fister Roboto (Operation Frozen Shepp): Killed by Lancer. Bled out so team could focus on mission. Squaddie Firstname 'Nickname' McNally (Operation Severed Skull): Knocked off a roof by a Faceless. Recruit Pooki Bear (Operation Severed Skull): Knocked off a roof by a Faceless. Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Jul 19, 2018 |
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One thing I liked about the first X-Com was that how if you renamed a recruit, they would take on the characteristics of the person they were named for. Like the moron I used to work with, who blew up himself and his escort when he fired his rocket launcher at the building, that wasn't even in front of him!
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Viva Miriya posted:You died screaming to a ADVENT trooper after failing to take him out up close. Sorry RECRUIT. I also died somehow but I missed how. Obviously a ploy by Hillary.
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Alien Blacksite Mission completed. Vincent Van Goatse is currently in the burn ward for the next 3 weeks after being mortared by an ADVENT MEC. He nearly burned to death running for the Evac. We got a retaliation strike from ADVENT to deal with so I'm gonna drop in and do that. Team is A SOF MARINE, Arms 'Tired' Boy, Nostalgia4Butts, CommieGIR, and CSM 1SG. e: GJ you killed everyone Active Roster Sergeants Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Reaper Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs - Grenadier (Mixed Spec) Sad 'Shakes' Bill -Specialist (Medic) Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger) Vincent 'Slayer' Van Goatse - Ranger (Melee) Corporals A SOF MARINE - Ranger (Melee) Arms 'Tired' Boy - Skirmisher Commie Gir - Specialist (Medic) Fred Durst - Specialist (Medic) Nostalgia Butts - Ranger (Melee) Terrible Robot - Sharpshooter (Sniper) Squaddies CSM 1SG - Grenadier Dickson Mybooty - Sharpshooter Donald Trump - Specialist Ed Balls - Specialist The Rat - Grenadier Current Psych Cases: Dick Hutz (Cautious): Might occasionally hunker down after the first move Eva Braun Blowjobs (Obsessive Reloader): Has a chance to reload weapon after moving instead of doing anything else. Terrible Robot (Overly Aggressive): Has a chance to take shot immediately after going into Overwatch. Vincent Van Goatse (Fear of Panic): Brain breaks when other peoples brains break. Dead Squaddie VEEVS MIRIALIS (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper. Recruit REAL AMERICAN (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper. Recruit Two Finger (Operation Lost and Abandoned): Killed by Chosen Assassin. Bled out during attempted medevac. Corporal Fister Roboto (Operation Frozen Shepp): Killed by Lancer. Bled out so team could focus on mission. Squaddie Firstname 'Nickname' McNally (Operation Severed Skull): Knocked off a roof by a Faceless. Recruit Pooki Bear (Operation Severed Skull): Knocked off a roof by a Faceless. Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Jul 20, 2018 |
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Guys got owned taking on MECs + a Chosen. EBB evac'd a critically wounded Smiling Jack after Vincent Van Goatse got Active Roster Sergeants Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Reaper Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs - Grenadier (Mixed Spec) Nostalgia '4' Butts - Ranger (Melee) Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger) Corporals A SOF MARINE - Ranger (Melee) Commie Gir - Specialist (Medic) Fred Durst - Specialist (Medic) Terrible Robot - Sharpshooter (Sniper) Squaddies CSM 1SG - Grenadier Dickson Mybooty - Sharpshooter Donald Trump - Specialist Ed Balls - Specialist Shim 'Mystic' Azu - Templar The Rat - Grenadier Current Psych Cases: Dick Hutz (Cautious): Might occasionally hunker down after the first move Eva Braun Blowjobs (Obsessive Reloader): Has a chance to reload weapon after moving instead of doing anything else. Terrible Robot (Overly Aggressive): Has a chance to take shot immediately after going into Overwatch. Vincent Van Goatse (Fear of Panic): Brain breaks when other peoples brains break. Captured Sergeant Vincent Van Goatse (Operation Final Tongue): Mind controlled by the Warlock and left behind to evac. Dead Squaddie VEEVS MIRIALIS (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper. Recruit REAL AMERICAN (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper. Recruit Two Finger (Operation Lost and Abandoned): Killed by Chosen Assassin. Bled out during attempted medevac. Corporal Fister Roboto (Operation Frozen Shepp): Killed by Lancer. Bled out so team could focus on mission. Squaddie Firstname 'Nickname' McNally (Operation Severed Skull): Knocked off a roof by a Faceless. Recruit Pooki Bear (Operation Severed Skull): Knocked off a roof by a Faceless. Sergeant Sad 'Shakes' Bill (Operation Final Tongue): Brutally murdered to death by ADVENT MEC. Corporal Arms 'Tired' Boy (Operation Final Tongue): Brutally murdered to death by flanking ADVENT MEC. Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Jul 20, 2018 |
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I enjoy that my xcommer has a higher rank than I ever did
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:I enjoy that my xcommer has a higher rank than I ever did Same on both play throughs
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Viva Miriya posted:I feel like im loving up because shouldnt i have LTs by now? Does this game do posthumous promotions?
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Oh yeah i forgot. I was playing wrong this whole time with resistance ring poo poo. This was a good warmup. Resetting and starting with the roster from the top.
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Ok we are fresh off of the starter mission. Here's the lineup. When I run out of fresh recruits, I go back to page 1 and use those names as my backlog. Post to volunteer, don't post to get drafted.quote:Active Roster First Guerrilla Op drop is as follows: Van Goatse, The Rat, Two Finger, McNally Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Jul 21, 2018 |
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Viva Miriya posted:Ok we are fresh off of the starter mission. Here's the lineup. When I run out of fresh recruits, I go back to page 1 and use those names as my backlog. Post to volunteer, don't post to get drafted. Clean Sweep apart from The Rat taking a few shots to the chest. Active Roster Corporals Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse - Ranger (Melee) Two 'Slavic' Finger - Reaper Squaddies Nick McNally - Specialist Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter The Rat - Grenadier Recruits B-rock 'Islamic' Shock Commie 'Red District' GIR Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst Flikken 'rear end in a top hat' MP Joseph 'Diamond' Biden (Note: Is Russian XCOM flattop dude with shades ingame) Nick McNally Nostalgia Butts Ray 'Parker' Junior Sad 'Fatso' Billy Ted "Unibomber" Kaczynski Current Buddy Teams Vincent Van Goatse and Two Finger (Lvl 1) Current Psych Cases N/A Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Jul 21, 2018 |
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Got some new dudes out of this last mission and our first two sergeants!quote:Active Roster Current Drop has: Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse, Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack, Nostalgia Butts, and The Rat. E: We have contact with the Chosen. Its Sniper one. Oh and Vincent Van Goatse is dead. Nostalgia4Butts avenged you though. Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Jul 21, 2018 |
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Viva Miriya posted:Got some new dudes out of this last mission and our first two sergeants! We got the Chosen but it took The Rat having to rush him to help seal the deal. He nearly got killed with the return fire but it was worth it. The Rat will be recovering for 16 days and Nostalgia Butts will be sitting this out for just shy of a month. quote:Active Roster Current Drop has Nick McNally, REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN, Two 'Slavic' Finger, Commie 'Red District' GIR, and Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst going to go hack a computer or some poo poo. Hopefully no one gets shot lmao. Also Fred Durst is Italian. Play by Play: Two 'Slavic Crime Yacht' Finger off to a great start by remote starting a car and blowing up an ADVENT PSI SHITTER and an ADVENT LANCER. Commie GIR got shot by a Sectoid but survived. McNally patched him up and now he's hacking the Terminal. GG WP nerds. Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Jul 21, 2018 |
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Last drop worked out p smooth. Commie GIR now has an unnatural fear of Sectoids after being shot by one and we recruited me into the game. We have also unlocked magnetic weapons and will start fielding them as soon as we get some Alien Alloys. We've also unlocked the proving ground and will start fielding SPARK Units as soon as we can. SPARK Units will be named after dead xcommers.quote:Active Roster Current Drop has Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack, Nick McNally, Two 'Slavic' Finger, Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs, and The Rat ambushing an ADVENT Convoy for loot. Play by Play: Two Finger got mindcontrolled, EBB got the anaconda treatment, but was freed by McNally. The Lost killed the sectoid so Two Finger is back with us! Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Jul 21, 2018 |
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This playthrough is going so much smoother than the last one. EBB, Two Finger, Fister, Commie GIR, and I are on this next drop. Gotta go rescue someone for THE RESISTANCE. Let's see how it goes. Meanwhile we got a decent stable of Sergeants. Who will live to be the first LT? Oh and we don't get to evac on this mission for some reason.quote:Active Roster Play by Play: We pulled off a dual pod wipe. Main team wasted a Viper and ADVENT Flamethrower team. Two Finger C4'd a 3 man ADVENT pod with a Psi Trooper, Flamer, and regular dude. Flamer's tanks popped so it was def hollywood. We're now fending off ADVENT reinforcements until its time to EVAC. Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Jul 21, 2018 |
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EBB got shot by a flashbanged Trooper lmao. Other than that it was a clean sweep. Our first LT is Two 'Slavic' Finger. Gonna do the Blacksite mission and honestly, just gonna update when you guys die or something big happens.quote:Active Roster Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Jul 21, 2018 |
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hahah squad wipe incoming Edit:  Basically this went wrong the moment I let a ADVENT purifier live. I didn't realize they would just throw an incendiary grenade at us. Mistake number 1 but salvagable. Mistake 2 was accidentally healing Smiling Jack 2 times without moving him out the fire or healing up the other one. So we went into the ADVENT black site factory with 3 dudes up against 2 MECs, triggered a 2nd pod, and then died screaming. RIP. Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jul 21, 2018 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:Still alive suck my dick You, Slavic Crime Yacht, HCT, Commie GIR, and EBB are on the redrop. If you guys don't get killed, 2 of you are guaranteed to go crazy because I had to drop you in while still tired. Going on a mission when tired=mental illness lmao.
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