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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

VEEVS MIRIALIS

AGENT 69RD

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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Jaguars! posted:

:agesilaus:
Showin those Colonels how it's done



Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

EBB posted:

Anybody wanna prestige into my rookie game? I haven't played since release and I am terrible. :unsmigghh:

yes

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

I'll start one since I'm not total trash at XCOM.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

I'm gonna go back to the beginning of the thread and start drafting posters.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Fister Roboto posted:

Hell yeah just put me in as Fister Roboto.

ded posted:

So in this format:
First name/ Last name
Nickname

REAL AMERICAN
MAGA

Viva Miriya posted:

VEEVS MIRIALIS

AGENT 69RD

Terrible Robot posted:

Terrible Robot
SMDFTB

Have just dropped into the lovely sewers of Novgorod, RUSSIA. Trip report after I get through it.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

ded posted:

So in this format:
First name/ Last name
Nickname

REAL AMERICAN
MAGA

You died screaming to a ADVENT trooper after failing to take him out up close. Sorry RECRUIT. I also died somehow but I missed how.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Terrible Robot and Fister Roboto survived the mission with 2 and 4 kills respectively and are gravely wounded. REAL AMERICAN died like a bitch after getting only 1. Much like our MAGA PRESIDENT, I like troops who get kills. My dude also died after getting shot twice, but not before killing a dude or two.

Active Roster

Corporals
Fister Roboto - Specialist

Squaddies
Terrible Robot - Sharpshooter
x2 Unnamed dudes (Grenadier/Sharpshooter)

Dead
Squaddie VEEVS MIRIALIS: Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper.
Recruit REAL AMERICAN: Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Also just FYI i apparently am bad at triggering multiple spawns. Guys died last mission cause we were on the clock to hack the gibson and I had to rush to kill dudes on the objective while we had reinforcements dropping behind. Definitely need more rangers for this sorta poo poo. And I definitely need to play it safer.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Smiling Jack posted:

gently caress playing it safe I want to go out in a blaze of glory

I said safer, not safe. My usual flanks involve either straight up getting the angle on a ayy lmao or putting you at point blank and hoping you pull off the killshot.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Smiling Jack posted:

Smiling "Kompromat" Jack looking to die gloriously

The Rat posted:

THE RAT
(let the system assign me a nickname just so we can see what it is and laugh)

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Sign up Vincent "Spead 'em" Van Goatse again please.

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

Two "Slavic" Finger

Are on the Lost and the Abandoned drop. I just realized I could have had a faction unlocked without doing this bullshit but whatever we gonna see some Chosen today.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

The Rat died by being bitch slapped to death because I rushed him to the evac point. Oh well smdftb.

e: oh hey you just were bleeding out. we evac'd you.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Two Finger is down due to the Chosen Assassin. Currently trying to evac through the lost.

Edit: Two Finger bled out during evac. We're bring you home buddy!

Double Edit: Mission accomplished. Smiling Jack got out by the skin of her teeth and carried out her buddy Two Finger.

The Chosen Assassin got dunked on with a combo of Reaper Claymore and a grenade from Vincent Van Goatse. Unfortunately Two Finger was the one who got jumped on and there were no medkits around due to budget cuts.

Active Roster

Corporals
Fister Roboto - Specialist (Medic)
Smiling Jack - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Reaper

Squaddies
Commie Gir - Specialist
Eva Braun Blowjobs- Grenadier
Nostalgia Butts - Ranger
Terrible Robot - Sharpshooter
The Rat - Grenadier
Vincent Van Goatse - Ranger

Current Psych Cases:
Terrible Robot (Overly Aggressive): Has a chance to take shot immediately after going into Overwatch.

Dead
Squaddie VEEVS MIRIALIS (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper.
Recruit REAL AMERICAN (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper.
Recruit Two Finger (Operation Lost and Abandoned): Killed by Chosen Assassin. Bled out during attempted medevac. :911:

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Jul 19, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Hells yeah ranger school

:frogsiren: ADVENT IS ATTACKING A RESISTANCE HAVEN :frogsiren:

Corporal's Hurtz and Robot, Squaddies Butts, and Blowjobs are up!

Edit: Clean Sweep. EBB and Nostalia4Butts did work this mission. No one so much as took a scratch on this one.



Active Roster

Sergeants
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Reaper

Corporals
Fister Roboto - Specialist (Medic)
Smiling Jack - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)


Squaddies
Commie Gir - Specialist
Eva Braun Blowjobs- Grenadier
Nostalgia Butts - Ranger
Terrible Robot - Sharpshooter
The Rat - Grenadier
Vincent Van Goatse - Ranger

Current Psych Cases:
Terrible Robot (Overly Aggressive): Has a chance to take shot immediately after going into Overwatch.

Dead
Squaddie VEEVS MIRIALIS (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper.
Recruit REAL AMERICAN (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper.
Recruit Two Finger (Operation Lost and Abandoned): Killed by Chosen Assassin. Bled out during attempted medevac. :911:

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Jul 19, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

EBB posted:

Please get me shredder or whatever skill it is that destroys cover tia

you have grenades tho?!?!?!?! also np sure

E: Terrible Robot and a random rookie are going to go rescue the Skirmisher PRATAL MOX. Hopefully this mission doesn't suck too hard doing it early but we gonna GET OUR BOYS BACK! Also the Science nerds were inspired to work on magnetic weapons so we spent the first month unlocking them. As soon as we get 10 alien alloys, everyone will have really good rifles to work with.

Double Edit: We got a new mission to blow up a transmitter somewhere.

Vincent Van Goatse, Fister Roboto, Nostalia4Butts, EBB, and CommieGIR are up for it again. Gonna let Sgt Dick Hurtz rest his hurt dick for a bit. Next up is the rescue mission.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Jul 19, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Fister Roboto is dead because a lancer stabbed the poo poo out of him. Vincent van goatse is dead because of a pod being triggered when he moved into melee. What the gently caress rangers. Stab this fucker to death.

Correction: Van Goatse survived the turn somehow. Mission Complete. Also we did the prison break mission real quick so now we have a skirmisher.

Active Roster

Sergeants
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Reaper

Corporals
Eva Braun Blowjobs- Grenadier (Mixed Spec)
Smiling Jack - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)
Nostalgia Butts - Ranger (Melee)
Vincent Van Goatse - Ranger (Melee)

Squaddies
Commie Gir - Specialist
Firstname 'Nickname' McNally - Skirmisher
Sad Bill - Specialist
Terrible Robot - Sharpshooter
The Rat - Grenadier


Current Psych Cases:
Dick Hutz (Cautious): Might occasionally hunker down after the first move
Terrible Robot (Overly Aggressive): Has a chance to take shot immediately after going into Overwatch.
Vincent Van Goatse (Fear of Panic): Brain breaks when other peoples brains break.

Dead
Squaddie VEEVS MIRIALIS (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper.
Recruit REAL AMERICAN (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper.
Recruit Two Finger (Operation Lost and Abandoned): Killed by Chosen Assassin. Bled out during attempted medevac. :911:
Corporal Fister Roboto (Operation Frozen Shepp): Killed by Lancer. Bled out so team could focus on mission.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Jul 19, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

McNally and Pooki Bear are dead. I'm extracting everyone else because I can't gently caress with a chosen with two squaddie snipers and all my close in guys dead.

Active Roster

Sergeants
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Reaper

Corporals
Commie Gir - Specialist (Medic)
Eva Braun Blowjobs- Grenadier (Mixed Spec)
Smiling Jack - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)
Nostalgia Butts - Ranger (Melee)
Terrible Robot - Sharpshooter (Sniper)
Vincent Van Goatse - Ranger (Melee)

Squaddies
Sad Bill - Specialist
The Rat - Grenadier


Current Psych Cases:
Dick Hutz (Cautious): Might occasionally hunker down after the first move
Terrible Robot (Overly Aggressive): Has a chance to take shot immediately after going into Overwatch.
Vincent Van Goatse (Fear of Panic): Brain breaks when other peoples brains break.

Dead
Squaddie VEEVS MIRIALIS (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper.
Recruit REAL AMERICAN (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper.
Recruit Two Finger (Operation Lost and Abandoned): Killed by Chosen Assassin. Bled out during attempted medevac. :911:
Corporal Fister Roboto (Operation Frozen Shepp): Killed by Lancer. Bled out so team could focus on mission.
Squaddie Firstname 'Nickname' McNally (Operation Severed Skull): Knocked off a roof by a Faceless.
Recruit Pooki Bear (Operation Severed Skull): Knocked off a roof by a Faceless.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Jul 19, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Alien Blacksite Mission completed. Vincent Van Goatse is currently in the burn ward for the next 3 weeks after being mortared by an ADVENT MEC. He nearly burned to death running for the Evac. We got a retaliation strike from ADVENT to deal with so I'm gonna drop in and do that.

Team is A SOF MARINE, Arms 'Tired' Boy, Nostalgia4Butts, CommieGIR, and CSM 1SG.

e: GJ you killed everyone


Active Roster

Sergeants
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Reaper
Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs - Grenadier (Mixed Spec)
Sad 'Shakes' Bill -Specialist (Medic)
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)
Vincent 'Slayer' Van Goatse - Ranger (Melee)

Corporals
A SOF MARINE - Ranger (Melee)
Arms 'Tired' Boy - Skirmisher
Commie Gir - Specialist (Medic)
Fred Durst - Specialist (Medic)
Nostalgia Butts - Ranger (Melee)
Terrible Robot - Sharpshooter (Sniper)

Squaddies
CSM 1SG - Grenadier
Dickson Mybooty - Sharpshooter
Donald Trump - Specialist
Ed Balls - Specialist
The Rat - Grenadier

Current Psych Cases:
Dick Hutz (Cautious): Might occasionally hunker down after the first move
Eva Braun Blowjobs (Obsessive Reloader): Has a chance to reload weapon after moving instead of doing anything else.
Terrible Robot (Overly Aggressive): Has a chance to take shot immediately after going into Overwatch.
Vincent Van Goatse (Fear of Panic): Brain breaks when other peoples brains break.

Dead
Squaddie VEEVS MIRIALIS (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper.
Recruit REAL AMERICAN (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper.
Recruit Two Finger (Operation Lost and Abandoned): Killed by Chosen Assassin. Bled out during attempted medevac. :911:
Corporal Fister Roboto (Operation Frozen Shepp): Killed by Lancer. Bled out so team could focus on mission.
Squaddie Firstname 'Nickname' McNally (Operation Severed Skull): Knocked off a roof by a Faceless.
Recruit Pooki Bear (Operation Severed Skull): Knocked off a roof by a Faceless.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Jul 20, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Guys got owned taking on MECs + a Chosen. EBB evac'd a critically wounded Smiling Jack after Vincent Van Goatse got

Active Roster

Sergeants
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Reaper
Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs - Grenadier (Mixed Spec)
Nostalgia '4' Butts - Ranger (Melee)
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)

Corporals
A SOF MARINE - Ranger (Melee)
Commie Gir - Specialist (Medic)
Fred Durst - Specialist (Medic)
Terrible Robot - Sharpshooter (Sniper)

Squaddies
CSM 1SG - Grenadier
Dickson Mybooty - Sharpshooter
Donald Trump - Specialist
Ed Balls - Specialist
Shim 'Mystic' Azu - Templar
The Rat - Grenadier

Current Psych Cases:
Dick Hutz (Cautious): Might occasionally hunker down after the first move
Eva Braun Blowjobs (Obsessive Reloader): Has a chance to reload weapon after moving instead of doing anything else.
Terrible Robot (Overly Aggressive): Has a chance to take shot immediately after going into Overwatch.
Vincent Van Goatse (Fear of Panic): Brain breaks when other peoples brains break.

Captured
Sergeant Vincent Van Goatse (Operation Final Tongue): Mind controlled by the Warlock and left behind to evac.

Dead
Squaddie VEEVS MIRIALIS (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper.
Recruit REAL AMERICAN (Operation Winter King): Shot to death by ADVENT Trooper.
Recruit Two Finger (Operation Lost and Abandoned): Killed by Chosen Assassin. Bled out during attempted medevac. :911:
Corporal Fister Roboto (Operation Frozen Shepp): Killed by Lancer. Bled out so team could focus on mission.
Squaddie Firstname 'Nickname' McNally (Operation Severed Skull): Knocked off a roof by a Faceless.
Recruit Pooki Bear (Operation Severed Skull): Knocked off a roof by a Faceless.
Sergeant Sad 'Shakes' Bill (Operation Final Tongue): Brutally murdered to death by ADVENT MEC.
Corporal Arms 'Tired' Boy (Operation Final Tongue): Brutally murdered to death by flanking ADVENT MEC.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Jul 20, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

I feel like im loving up because shouldnt i have LTs by now?

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Oh yeah i forgot. I was playing wrong this whole time with resistance ring poo poo. This was a good warmup. Resetting and starting with the roster from the top.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Ok we are fresh off of the starter mission. Here's the lineup. When I run out of fresh recruits, I go back to page 1 and use those names as my backlog. Post to volunteer, don't post to get drafted.

quote:

Active Roster

Squaddies
Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse - Ranger
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter
The Rat - Grenadier
Two 'Slavic' Finger - Reaper

Recruits
B-rock 'Islamic' Shock
Commie 'Red District' GIR
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz
Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs
Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst
Joseph 'Diamond' Biden (Note: Is Russian XCOM flattop dude with shades ingame)
Nick McNally
Nostalgia Butts
Sad 'Fatso' Billy


Current Buddy Teams
Vincent Van Goatse and Two Finger (Lvl 1)

Current Psych Cases
N/A

First Guerrilla Op drop is as follows: Van Goatse, The Rat, Two Finger, McNally

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Jul 21, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Viva Miriya posted:

Ok we are fresh off of the starter mission. Here's the lineup. When I run out of fresh recruits, I go back to page 1 and use those names as my backlog. Post to volunteer, don't post to get drafted.


First Guerrilla Op drop is as follows: Van Goatse, The Rat, Two Finger, McNally

Clean Sweep apart from The Rat taking a few shots to the chest.

Active Roster

Corporals
Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse - Ranger (Melee)
Two 'Slavic' Finger - Reaper

Squaddies
Nick McNally - Specialist
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter
The Rat - Grenadier

Recruits
B-rock 'Islamic' Shock
Commie 'Red District' GIR
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz
Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs
Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst
Flikken 'rear end in a top hat' MP
Joseph 'Diamond' Biden (Note: Is Russian XCOM flattop dude with shades ingame)
Nick McNally
Nostalgia Butts
Ray 'Parker' Junior
Sad 'Fatso' Billy
Ted "Unibomber" Kaczynski

Current Buddy Teams
Vincent Van Goatse and Two Finger (Lvl 1)

Current Psych Cases
N/A

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Jul 21, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Got some new dudes out of this last mission and our first two sergeants!

quote:

Active Roster

Sergeants
Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse - Ranger (Melee)
Two 'Slavic' Finger - Reaper

Corporals
N/A


Squaddies
Amy ‘Cabbage Patch’ Schumer - Grenadier
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Sharpshooter
Fister Roboto - Grenadier
Nick McNally - Specialist
Nostalgia Butts - Specialist
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter
The Rat - Grenadier

Recruits
B-rock 'Islamic' Shock
Commie 'Red District' GIR
Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs
Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst
Flikken 'rear end in a top hat' MP
Joseph 'Diamond' Biden (Note: Is Russian XCOM flattop dude with shades ingame)
Nick McNally
Ray 'Parker' Junior
Sad 'Fatso' Billy
Ted "Unibomber" Kaczynski

Current Buddy Teams
Vincent Van Goatse and Two Finger (Lvl 1)

Current Psych Cases
N/A

Current Drop has: Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse, Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack, Nostalgia Butts, and The Rat.

E: We have contact with the Chosen. Its Sniper one. Oh and Vincent Van Goatse is dead. Nostalgia4Butts avenged you though.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Jul 21, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Viva Miriya posted:

Got some new dudes out of this last mission and our first two sergeants!


Current Drop has: Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse, Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack, Nostalgia Butts, and The Rat.

E: We have contact with the Chosen. Its Sniper one. Oh and Vincent Van Goatse is dead. Nostalgia4Butts avenged you though.

We got the Chosen but it took The Rat having to rush him to help seal the deal. He nearly got killed with the return fire but it was worth it. The Rat will be recovering for 16 days and Nostalgia Butts will be sitting this out for just shy of a month.

quote:

Active Roster

Sergeants
Two 'Slavic' Finger - Reaper

Corporals
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter (Sniper)
Nostalgia Butts - Specialist (Medic)
The Rat - Grenadier (Gunner)

Squaddies
Amy ‘Cabbage Patch’ Schumer - Grenadier
B-rock 'Islamic' Shock - Ranger
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Sharpshooter
Commie 'Red District' GIR - Grenadier
Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs - Ranger
Joseph 'Diamond' Biden - Ranger
Fister Roboto - Grenadier
Nick McNally - Specialist
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN - Skirmisher
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter

Recruits
Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst
Flikken 'rear end in a top hat' MP
Ray 'Parker' Junior
Sad 'Fatso' Billy
Ted "Unibomber" Kaczynski

Current Buddy Teams
B-rock "Islamic" Shock and Joseph 'Diamond' Biden (Lvl 0 but they'll team up after covert ops)

Current Psych Cases
N/A

Dead
Sergeant Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse: Shot in the back by a Sectoid

Current Drop has Nick McNally, REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN, Two 'Slavic' Finger, Commie 'Red District' GIR, and Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst going to go hack a computer or some poo poo. Hopefully no one gets shot lmao. Also Fred Durst is Italian.

Play by Play: Two 'Slavic Crime Yacht' Finger off to a great start by remote starting a car and blowing up an ADVENT PSI SHITTER and an ADVENT LANCER. Commie GIR got shot by a Sectoid but survived. McNally patched him up and now he's hacking the Terminal. GG WP nerds.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Jul 21, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Last drop worked out p smooth. Commie GIR now has an unnatural fear of Sectoids after being shot by one and we recruited me into the game. We have also unlocked magnetic weapons and will start fielding them as soon as we get some Alien Alloys. We've also unlocked the proving ground and will start fielding SPARK Units as soon as we can. SPARK Units will be named after dead xcommers.

quote:

Active Roster
Sergeants
Two 'Slavic' Finger - Reaper

Corporals
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter (Sniper)
Nick McNally - Specialist (Medic)
Nostalgia Butts - Specialist (Medic)
The Rat - Grenadier (Gunner)
Veevs 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS (Sharpshooter) (Gunslinger)

Squaddies
Amy ‘Cabbage Patch’ Schumer - Grenadier
B-rock 'Islamic' Shock - Ranger
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Sharpshooter
Commie 'Red District' GIR - Grenadier
Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs - Ranger
Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst - Sharpshooter
Joseph 'Diamond' Biden - Ranger
Fister Roboto - Grenadier
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN - Skirmisher
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter

Recruits
Flikken 'rear end in a top hat' MP
Ray 'Parker' Junior
Sad 'Fatso' Billy
Ted "Unibomber" Kaczynski

Current Buddy Teams
B-rock "Islamic" Shock and Joseph 'Diamond' Biden (Lvl 0 but they'll team up after covert ops)
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN and Nick McNally (Lvl 1)

Current Psych Cases
Commie 'Red District' GIR (Xenophobia: Sectoids): Chance to panic when encountering Sectoids.

Dead
Sergeant Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse: Shot in the back by a Sectoid

Current Drop has Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack, Nick McNally, Two 'Slavic' Finger, Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs, and The Rat ambushing an ADVENT Convoy for loot.

Play by Play: Two Finger got mindcontrolled, EBB got the anaconda treatment, but was freed by McNally. The Lost killed the sectoid so Two Finger is back with us!

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Jul 21, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

This playthrough is going so much smoother than the last one. EBB, Two Finger, Fister, Commie GIR, and I are on this next drop. Gotta go rescue someone for THE RESISTANCE. Let's see how it goes. Meanwhile we got a decent stable of Sergeants. Who will live to be the first LT? Oh and we don't get to evac on this mission for some reason.

quote:

Active Roster
Sergeants
Nick 'Sonar' McNally - Specialist (Medic)
Two 'Slavic' Finger - Reaper
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter (Sniper)

Corporals
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter (Sniper)
Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs - Ranger (Scout)
Nostalgia Butts - Specialist (Medic)
The Rat - Grenadier (Gunner)
Veevs 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS (Sharpshooter) (Gunslinger)

Squaddies
Amy ‘Cabbage Patch’ Schumer - Grenadier
B-rock 'Islamic' Shock - Ranger
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Sharpshooter
Commie 'Red District' GIR - Grenadier
Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst - Sharpshooter
Joseph 'Diamond' Biden - Ranger
Fister Roboto - Grenadier
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN - Skirmisher
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter

Recruits
Flikken 'rear end in a top hat' MP
Ray 'Parker' Junior
Sad 'Fatso' Billy
Ted "Unibomber" Kaczynski

Current Buddy Teams
B-rock "Islamic" Shock and Joseph 'Diamond' Biden (Lvl 0 but they'll team up after covert ops)
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN and Nick McNally (Lvl 1)

Current Psych Cases
Commie 'Red District' GIR (Xenophobia: Sectoids): Chance to panic when encountering Sectoids.

Dead
Sergeant Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse: Shot in the back by a Sectoid

Play by Play: We pulled off a dual pod wipe. Main team wasted a Viper and ADVENT Flamethrower team. Two Finger C4'd a 3 man ADVENT pod with a Psi Trooper, Flamer, and regular dude. Flamer's tanks popped so it was def hollywood. We're now fending off ADVENT reinforcements until its time to EVAC.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Jul 21, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

EBB got shot by a flashbanged Trooper lmao. Other than that it was a clean sweep. Our first LT is Two 'Slavic' Finger. Gonna do the Blacksite mission and honestly, just gonna update when you guys die or something big happens.

quote:

Active Roster
Lieutenants
Two 'Slavic' Finger - Reaper

Sergeants
Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs - Ranger (Scout)
Nick 'Sonar' McNally - Specialist (Medic)
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter (Sniper)
Veevs 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)

Corporals
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter (Sniper)
Nostalgia Butts - Specialist (Medic)
The Rat - Grenadier (Gunner)

Squaddies
Amy ‘Cabbage Patch’ Schumer - Grenadier
B-rock 'Islamic' Shock - Ranger
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Sharpshooter
Commie 'Red District' GIR - Grenadier
Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst - Sharpshooter
Joseph 'Diamond' Biden - Ranger
Fister Roboto - Grenadier
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN - Skirmisher

Recruits
Flikken 'rear end in a top hat' MP
Ray 'Parker' Junior
Sad 'Fatso' Billy
Ted 'Unabomber' Kaczynski

Current Buddy Teams
B-rock "Islamic" Shock and Joseph 'Diamond' Biden (Lvl 1)
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN and Nick McNally (Lvl 1)

Current Psych Cases
Commie 'Red District' GIR (Xenophobia: Sectoids): Chance to panic when encountering Sectoids.

Dead
Sergeant Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse: Shot in the back by a Sectoid

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Jul 21, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

hahah squad wipe incoming

Edit:



Basically this went wrong the moment I let a ADVENT purifier live. I didn't realize they would just throw an incendiary grenade at us. Mistake number 1 but salvagable. Mistake 2 was accidentally healing Smiling Jack 2 times without moving him out the fire or healing up the other one. So we went into the ADVENT black site factory with 3 dudes up against 2 MECs, triggered a 2nd pod, and then died screaming. RIP.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jul 21, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Still alive suck my dick

You, Slavic Crime Yacht, HCT, Commie GIR, and EBB are on the redrop. If you guys don't get killed, 2 of you are guaranteed to go crazy because I had to drop you in while still tired. Going on a mission when tired=mental illness lmao.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Also HCT died in full cover to a loving turret. RIP Unabomber. Actually that turret was no joke, it nearly killed Commie GIR too.

E: Two Finger and Commie GIR tagteamed the Chosen. Claymore+Frag grenade+weakness to reapers=one hit KO.
Double E: EBB is dead, CommieGIR is mind controlled, and we're desperately trying to run off with whose left to successfully evac and win the mission.
Triple E: Two Finger is dead. Nostalgia4Butts has successfully evac'd and completed the mission. CommieGIR is trying to escape.
Quadruple E: CommieGIR is dead

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Jul 21, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

I think I need to take a running start and try again at xcom

Any mods or poo poo I should use?

Quality of Life stuff mainly. I'll check what I got for my workshop list and post it up when I'm done. I definitely use True Concealment so the counter doesn't start till I actually shoot someone or gently caress up.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Ty I'd appreciate it

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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007



This normally isn't a tough mission for me but I think a combination of getting sloppy and bad luck cost me this. It had such a strong start too because we dunked on the chosen pretty much straight away. Lessons learned: don't trigger turrets with a height advantage and sweep the exterior of the black site before grabbing the vial. We were trying to retreat from one group + the reinforcement group. The poo poo was not working out at all. Slavic Crime Yacht died to some bullshit but the rest was probably preventable. I shouldn't have risked EBB to that overwatch shot but I also didn't want to stick around and fight it out with two pods when we were out of grenades, Claymores, and meds.

quote:

Active Roster
Lieutenants
All nobles were hung.

Sergeants
Nostalgia 'Shakes' Butts - Specialist (Medic)
Veevs 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)

Corporals
Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack - Sharpshooter (Sniper)
Nostalgia Butts - Specialist (Medic)

Squaddies
Amy ‘Cabbage Patch’ Schumer - Grenadier
B-rock 'Islamic' Shock - Ranger
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Sharpshooter
Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst - Sharpshooter
Joseph 'Diamond' Biden - Ranger
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN - Skirmisher
Sad 'Fatso' Billy - Grenadier

Recruits
Flikken 'rear end in a top hat' MP
Ray 'Parker' Junior

Current Buddy Teams
B-rock "Islamic" Shock and Joseph 'Diamond' Biden (Lvl 1)

Current Psych Cases
N/A because they are all dead lol

Dead
Sergeant Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse: Shot in the back by a Sectoid
Sergeant Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Squaddie Fister Roboto: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Sergeant Nick 'Sonar' McNally: Shot up by ADVENT MEC
Corporal The Rat: Shot up by ADVENT MEC.
Squaddie Ted 'Unabomber' Kaczynski: Shot through full cover by a turret
Sergeant Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs: Shot by an ADVENT MEC on overwatch as he tried to fallback.
Lieutenant Two 'Slavic' Finger: Shot through full cover by an ADVENT Lancer. Almost made it home.
Corporal Commie 'Red District' GIR: Mindcontrolled, left for dead, and then killed by a Psi Zombie.

We got an immediate followup drop to blow up an alien relay and get another scientist out the deal. Debuting this drop is the tagteam duo of B-rock 'Islamic' Shock and Joseph 'Diamond' Biden, Amy ‘Cabbage Patch’ Schumer, and Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Jul 21, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Viva Miriya posted:

:words:

We got an immediate followup drop to blow up an alien relay and get another scientist out the deal. Debuting this drop is the tagteam duo of B-rock 'Islamic' Shock and Joseph 'Diamond' Biden, Amy ‘Cabbage Patch’ Schumer, and Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst.

Clean sweep. Noteworthy presidential team of B-rock and Diamond Joe carried the mission. Ray Junior got captured during a covert op and Vincent Van Goatse lives in death as a Spark Unit. We also dodged a UFO trying to shoot us down.

quote:

Active Roster
Lieutenants
All nobles were hung.

Sergeants
Nostalgia 'Shakes' Butts - Specialist (Medic)
Veevs 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)

Corporals
B-rock 'Islamic' Shock - Ranger (Melee)
Joseph 'Diamond' Biden - Ranger (Melee)

Squaddies
Amy ‘Cabbage Patch’ Schumer - Grenadier
B-rock 'Islamic' Shock - Ranger
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Sharpshooter
Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst - Sharpshooter
Joseph 'Diamond' Biden - Ranger
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN - Skirmisher
Sad 'Fatso' Billy - Grenadier

Recruits
Flikken 'rear end in a top hat' MP
Ray 'Parker' Junior

Current Buddy Teams
B-rock "Islamic" Shock and Joseph 'Diamond' Biden (Lvl 1)
Amy ‘Cabbage Patch’ Schumer and Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst (Lvl 1)

Spark Units
Vincent 'Spread 'Em' Van Goatse

Current Psych Cases
N/A because they are all dead lol

Captured
Ray 'Parker' Junior

Dead
Sergeant Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse: Shot in the back by a Sectoid
Sergeant Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Squaddie Fister Roboto: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Sergeant Nick 'Sonar' McNally: Shot up by ADVENT MEC
Corporal The Rat: Shot up by ADVENT MEC.
Squaddie Ted 'Unabomber' Kaczynski: Shot through full cover by a turret
Sergeant Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs: Shot by an ADVENT MEC on overwatch as he tried to fallback.
Lieutenant Two 'Slavic' Finger: Shot through full cover by an ADVENT Lancer. Almost made it home.
Corporal Commie 'Red District' GIR: Mind controlled, left for dead, and then killed by a Psi Zombie.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Jul 21, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Smiling Jack posted:

Does xcom allow fragging


asking for a friend

Yes. Just say the sectoid mind controlled him and you are good.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Italian Fred Durst is dead and the Robo Vincent Van Goatse's debut has been a stunning success. Gonna try to get one more SPARK unit in the rotation at minimum, probably two.

quote:

Active Roster
Lieutenants
Veevs 'AGENT 69RD' MIRIALIS - Sharpshooter (Gunslinger)


Sergeants
B-rock 'Islamic' Shock - Ranger (Melee)
Nostalgia 'Shakes' Butts - Specialist (Medic)

Corporals
Amy ‘Cabbage Patch’ Schumer - Grenadier
Joseph 'Diamond' Biden - Ranger (Melee)

Squaddies
B-rock 'Islamic' Shock - Ranger
Dick 'Gonorrhea' Hurtz - Sharpshooter
Flikken 'rear end in a top hat' MP - Ranger
Joseph 'Diamond' Biden - Ranger
REAL 'MAGA' AMERICAN - Skirmisher
Sad 'Fatso' Billy - Grenadier

Recruits
A SOF MARINE
Ray 'Parker' Junior

Current Buddy Teams
B-rock "Islamic" Shock and Joseph 'Diamond' Biden (Lvl 1)

Spark Units
Aspirant Vincent 'Spread 'Em' Van Goatse (War Machine)

Current Psych Cases
N/A because they are all dead lol

Captured
Ray 'Parker' Junior

Dead
Sergeant Vincent 'Spread 'em' Van Goatse: Shot in the back by a Sectoid
Sergeant Smiling 'Kompromat' Jack: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Squaddie Fister Roboto: Burned to death after being hit by ADVENT Purifier incendiary grenade.
Sergeant Nick 'Sonar' McNally: Shot up by ADVENT MEC
Corporal The Rat: Shot up by ADVENT MEC.
Squaddie Ted 'Unabomber' Kaczynski: Shot through full cover by a turret
Sergeant Eva Braun 'Baller' Blowjobs: Shot by an ADVENT MEC on overwatch as he tried to fallback.
Lieutenant Two 'Slavic' Finger: Shot through full cover by an ADVENT Lancer. Almost made it home.
Corporal Commie 'Red District' GIR: Mind controlled, left for dead, and then killed by a Psi Zombie.
Squaddie SELECT Fred 'Arts & Humanities' Durst: Promoted mid mission after shooting down a ADVENT Purifier. He then got shot off his rooftop perch by a ADVENT Lancer. Amy Schumer was not happy at all.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Jul 21, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

We just got shot down by a UFO! Gotta repel boarders or this ironman playthrough is over! B-Rock and Biden are away on a covert op so everyone else listed is fighting.

E: we killed lots of people and got out clean. I'll update the list next time someone dies.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Jul 21, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007



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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

How many soldiers died in my presence so far

I've lost count lmao.

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