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Ice t: he's the biggest pimp across brooklyn and queens. He's known as the burger king. Kills his prostitutes execution style without hesitation if they don't pull in his money, calls it ordering the whopper.
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Ice t: they found 3 empty packets of mayonnaise and a honey mustard. mix it with angel dust they call it a tweaker mcrib.
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Jun 19, 2018 19:34
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Cop: (hands suspect a photo) Do you recognize this sandwich?
Suspect: (sniffles) Yes. My wife. Ain't she just the most beautiful banh mi you ever saw? (tearing up) We had just celebrated our 20th, you know.
Cop: (turns on a heat lamp and trains it on the suspect) let's discuss what happened on the night of the…incident.
Suspect: I want a lawyer.
Cop: You got home from work, what, quarter to six? Just a typical day. Except you skipped lunch, didn't you? You were hungry, weren't you?
Suspect: I said I want a lawyer!
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