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Chief, irate: Johnson! I got reports on my desk about three wrecked grills, ten flipped tables, and 30 angry diners. Old Mcdonald himself is on the phone tearin me a new one. What happened?!

Johnson, gruff voice, ketchup all over shirt: I did my job

Chief: you're a loose cannon!! Hand over your bun and your badge

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hamjobs posted:

Police sandwich artists have released this composite sketch of a person of interest wanted for questioning in the disappearance of McChicken McMansion heiress and cookie personality, Birdie McDonald, last seen in 1998. If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of this person, known only by the street name "Grimace" please call 1-800-244-6227. A reward in the amount of one free large sandwich with purchase of any Extra Value Meal is offered for any successful tips leading to the whereabouts of Birdie McDonald.



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