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detectives working tirelessly to make sure the hot side stays hot; defense attorneys working all hours to keep the cool side cool |
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prosecutor to accused: you're charged with overcooking hamburgers. does this happen often? accused: I'd say it's rare *courtroom murmers* defense lawyer (clapping client on the back): well done! judge: *bangs gavel* this man's attorney has confessed. case closed. |
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"sir, you stand accused of ordering special sauce, topped with a patty, topped with the top bun, topped with a slice of cheese, topped with the bottom bun, topped with a pineapple ring. do you have anything to say in your defense?" "they said I could have it my way! MY way!" *laughter* "sir, this is america. the words of a king . . . have no authority here. we owe allegiance only to our constitution, and burger law. bailiff . . . take him away." |
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WindmillSlayer posted:I'm a cow seeking asylum from Burger kingdom! Help! don't have a cow, man! that's . . . that's not a catchphrase, it is crucial legal advice. pregnancy or recently giving birth is cause for automatic exclusion from the asylum process in many jurisdictions. but also I just like saying it. |
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