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 In the food justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the kitchen, which completes orders; and the burger attorneys who prosecute the food offenders. These are their stories. |
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Jun 17, 2018 21:49
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judge: what are the charges? burger lawyer: $6.98 for the combo, sir, with an enhancement fee of $0.40 for extra cheese regular customer lawyer: objection, cheese is not mentioned as an extra charge on the menu judge: overruled, this is a mcdonald's drive thru
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Jun 17, 2018 22:09
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judge: foreman, have you come to a decision? jury foreman: we have, your honor. judge: foreman, please return the verdict to the court. foreman tenders the verdict to the bailiff, who tenders the verdict to the judge judge: reading over the verdict the court finds the defendant, ham burglar...guilty on three counts of felony hamburgling hamburglar loudly robbles, as the judge orders the court dismissed burger lawyer: justice served, over one billion times
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Jun 19, 2018 01:02
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your honor, i would like to present into evidence prosecution's exhibit a, security footage from the night of the incident. burger lawyer presents security footage on disc, it is admitted into evidence, and readied for playback burger lawyer: officer john hotdogs, and members of the jury, please review the following security footage. playback begins of a black and white video with sound showing officer john hotdogs, fast food police, pointing his ketchup bottle at the fast food worker, bob wageslave fast food police: I SAID, HOLD THE PICKLES, HOLD THE LETTUCE! NOW! fast food worker: b-b-but...offfff-fff-ffficer-r-r-r, special orders...don't upset us! fast food police: sprays ketchup all over the fast food worker playback stops as the gallery is filled with aghast murmurs and the judge bangs his gavel, calling for order
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Jun 19, 2018 01:45
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lmbo calrissian posted:Ice t: they found 3 empty packets of mayonnaise and a honey mustard. mix it with angel dust they call it a tweaker mcrib.
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Jun 19, 2018 20:41
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Police sandwich artists have released this composite sketch of a person of interest wanted for questioning in the disappearance of McChicken McMansion heiress and cookie personality, Birdie McDonald, last seen in 1998. If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of this person, known only by the street name "Grimace" please call 1-800-244-6227. A reward in the amount of one free large sandwich with purchase of any Extra Value Meal is offered for any successful tips leading to the whereabouts of Birdie McDonald.
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Jun 25, 2018 01:56
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New season of Law and Order: Special Sauces Unit looking good. Stabler is out in the field, working the hardest beat of them all: hand whipped aioli.
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Jun 25, 2018 05:16
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