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Prosecutor: So, you were at the drive-thru of your local McDonalds. What did you do next? Accused: I ordered a Hot n Spicy McChicken and a large coke. Prosecutor: Is that so? Was there anything... different about your order? Accused: No, I ordered the exact same thing I always do. Prosecutor: Every time? Accused: Except when I want a McDouble instead. Prosecutor: Interesting, because I have the sworn testimony of the very man from whom you ordered that McDouble! McDonalds Employee: Ladies and gentlemen of the court, I have here in my hand a receipt proving beyond all reasonable doubt that the man before you ordered his Hot n Spicy WITHOUT MAYO. *Uproar in the court, several people faint* Yell from the gallery: "I hope you enjoy getting quarter-pounded, you sicko!" ---------------- |
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