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Cop: (hands suspect a photo) Do you recognize this sandwich? Suspect: (sniffles) Yes. My wife. Ain't she just the most beautiful banh mi you ever saw? (tearing up) We had just celebrated our 20th, you know. Cop: (turns on a heat lamp and trains it on the suspect) let's discuss what happened on the night of the…incident. Suspect: I want a lawyer. Cop: You got home from work, what, quarter to six? Just a typical day. Except you skipped lunch, didn't you? You were hungry, weren't you? Suspect: I said I want a lawyer! |
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