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Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
This started way quicker than I would have thought. You're a machine. I never got very far in this game because my used copy refused to play past a FMV a couple areas in. Looking forward to this.

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Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
"Hi, my name is Yuri. I hear voices in my head and sometimes my ghost dad comes and kicks my rear end. But only when nobody is looking."
*increasingly concerned Marge Simpson grunt*

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
Harmonixer is a cool dumb term.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.

bman in 2288 posted:

This is gonna be a bit of a tangent, sure, but could you explain the method to Citan's madness? I'm still having trouble parsing his rear end in a top hat moves.

Just passing on knowledge he learned in Med School.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
Does anyone ever actually remark on the fact Yuri can is a shapeshifter? I mean other than dudes in Yuri's mind palace who may or may not actually exist.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
I like that Yuri's reaction to learning there's more guys behind all this out there is basically "hell yeah let's gently caress 'em up!"

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
Gonna send this eviscerated Major's corpse back to his granddaughter with a note that just says "lol owned."

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
Wasn't expecting a seven minute long ghost story but I'm happy it's here. Sea Mother really picked the wrong career in vague town mystic.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
Wanna see Shadow Hearts: Gaiden with Cowardly Chen the Dashlord masterfully dodging dozens of assassination attempts. Guy is just too fast.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
I'm glad the boss designs are dipping into weird poo poo early on like they got to be in the later stages of Koudelka.

Kavak posted:

Shub-Niggurath's cousin from Alabama.

Hangin' out with them good ol' boys Cletusthulu and Dang'gonit.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
I think I know where everyone stands so far.



vvv I feel like Alice could be convinced to be on-board with Yuri's bullshit pretty easily. Margarete seems like she sticks to her dumb plans so far.

Nohman fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Jul 26, 2018

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
I love Kato's portrait. Especially since now it looks like he's about to cry because he's scare of ghosts.


:saddowns:

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
Why does Wugui have a stretchy Dhalsim arm when he punches Ben?

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.

Add some weird capitalization and a couple random commas and this reads like a lovely Trump tweet.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
"I murdered like 30 soldiers in cold blood, meow."
"Haha, you rascal."

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.

Brainamp posted:

Hey now, Soul Calibur 2 was both good and sorta popular at the time. :argh:

Yeah if you owned a Gamecube because they put a busted rear end, ugly as sin looking playable Link in it and that's the only version anyone got. And lol playing a fighting game on a Gamecube's trash tier controller. Plus there's a direct through-line of Soul Calibur 2 having guest characters to DLC characters in fighting games to $30 season pass bullshit nowadays in every fighter stupid poo poo like Negan from The Walking Dead in Tekken. gently caress Soul Calibur 2.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
I'm enjoying Zhuzhen's MAN drat DUDE! at his old master.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
Hope everything is OK with your wife.

Kind of wish Dehuai did a Mortal Kombat fatality telefrag on the annoying cat boy to kill him.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
I hope Roger Bacon keeps just appearing randomly to own Yuri out of nowhere and leaves without saying anything.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
I respect the only Chinese party member actively told Kawashima to go eat his dick when she tries the enemy of my enemy spiel with a Japanese invasion. Zhuzhen is alright.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
No time like sidequest time.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
All TDI LPs need child death and secret evil science labs. It's the rule.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
I'm sorry, you cannot engage with this endgame content without bringing some porn. Look, I don't make the rules.

Not sure I'd recommend Lost Odyssey. It is a really clunky, slow paced JRPG rear end JRPG. I would recommend going on Youtube and looking up A Thousand Years of Dreams, which were a bunch of in-game short stories with light visuals that had 10x better writing than the main plot. They're also intensely depressing stories since it turns out being immortal, going through countless lives and watching everyone you ever meet age and die really loving sucks.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
Bacon taking a rock to the back of the head is amazing. Shame about Shanghai getting nuked and Yuri getting stuck in the butt of the final form of Parasite Eve.

Rabbi Raccoon posted:

...Why are Alice's bangs like an inch in front of her forehead?

Anime.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.


Those guys really let themselves go over the years.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
Keith just needs to go back to sleep for another few decades until TV and the internet get invented and then he'll be set.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
Yuri had been too focused on all the punching to realize the true innate ultimate form that is the dick kick.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
Edit: Wrong thread.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
Clearly the devs so the error of their ways with barely having any backtracking Koudelka. Gotta put those assets to use! Especially in the mid-00s where if a RPG wasn't wasting hours of your time it wasn't worth the plastic the disc was printed on.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
I dunno. This pretty closely mirrored my experience in the a bar bathroom in Eastern Europe a few years back.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
poo poo. Double post.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
I like many beak owl boy.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
I love all the regional European names. Rich Romanian names like Kevin, Keith, and Terry or Father Doyle of France. I can't wait to see Sergei the Irishman or Fernando from the Netherlands. :v:

Also, I'm going to take a wild guess that the Vatican's involvement and talk of Koudelka tie-ins means the Emigre Document comes back and someone is doing some dipshit resurrection that goes really poorly again?

Kase moch posted:

Maybe I missed it before but what the hell kind of music title is "But-Dad-Dead-Bed"

That was my favorite indie pro-rock band from the late '90s. They used to open for Coffin Fetish.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
Can't wait to find Marge actually had her support unit take out the entire London Rats gang while the leader was distracted.

Kanfy posted:

Hate to break it to the kid, but Halley is one of the most forgettable JRPG party members I know. To the point that I actually didn't remember him being one at all despite it not even being that long since I played through this game.

That'd be mighty impressive in a world where 2/3rds of the cast of Chrono Cross exists. Or Rico from Xenogears.

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
It was nice of them to let Koudelka keep dyeing her hair red despite the years of imprisonment and torture. Wasn't she dirty blonde in the first game?

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
That's certainly a voice to give a vampire...

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
Bird Pope at least looks cooler than Skinless Jesus. Boss fights that are physical attacks only, especially end game ones, should be illegal

Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
Margarete just getting tissues after the big fight gauntlet because she was a big jerk to the orphans is a troll Cavia would be proud of.

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Nohman
Sep 19, 2007
Never been worse.
I'm not sure of AliceDad.jpeg or AceCombat7Dog.png is the funniest static image use in a video game I've seen today.

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