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Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Tekken ain't easy.

sounds like someone is letting the sound of his own wheels drive him crazy

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Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

Sounds like he was... Tekken back by the price of membership

rafikki
Mar 8, 2008

I see what you did there. (It's pretty easy, since ducks have a field of vision spanning 340 degrees.)

~SMcD


quote:

known as Mufasa for bieng possibly oldest competing King main at 37, given the name by TIGER MASK and MIC_ATL who are top tier competitors

I think this is my favorite part. He types this out like anyone on earth could possibly care that some other people gave him a nickname.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Bath Tubs posted:

Sounds like he was... Tekken back by the price of membership

Aren't you Tekken this fact for granted?

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
We should design a really mean avatar for this guy's inevitable account, something along the lines of "dirt-poor furry video game cam whore." I'll buy it.

Johnny-on-the-Spot fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Jun 26, 2018

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
What about their username? I'm just spit balling here...

Twitch Pan-Handler
King's Stalker
Opposable Paws

If he wants his username he should have to pay for it.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib
Give him a free account, then ban it immediately with the reason "grammar"

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Beefeater posted:

Tell him Tekken is for shitheads and challenge him to a match of Brawl

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

I’m the haxxor that put E.T. into Tekken beta, the original fighting game. If you don’t beliber me I am now putting the E.T. Assault Ship into Star Citizen. Selling the ship.jpg for $1,000 apiece, sight unseen. Also including “Always-on DRM” to protect my huge investment.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Johny-on-the-Spot posted:

What about their username? I'm just spit balling here...

Twitch Pan-Handler
King's Stalker
Opposable Paws

If he wants his username he should have to pay for it.

I'm telling you. Aatekk.

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you

turn left hillary!! noo posted:

I'm telling you. Aatekk.

Oh, I totally believe it's a perma-banned rebranding, I'm just willing to put down money to see how it plays out.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

DerekSmartymans posted:

I’m the haxxor that put E.T. into Tekken beta, the original fighting game. If you don’t beliber me I am now putting the E.T. Assault Ship into Star Citizen. Selling the ship.jpg for $1,000 apiece, sight unseen. Also including “Always-on DRM” to protect my huge investment.

my wallet...

I keep thinking today about this guy, I'm 35 and I can't imagine having talked like that when I was a dumb 20-something, let alone two years from now

also I'd like to remind everyone who has forgotten: subscriptch

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Welp

Only registered members can see post attachments!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I've always said "Why arent there more epic tekken stream links on the GBS front page", a missed opportunity

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

"...the long and very interesting approach?" Did the dude just try an inept humblebrag in the middle of his own begging?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
You know, maybe he'd fit in just fine.

Sagan
Jan 26, 2005

Fun Shoe

You missed out mate. This dude has 1 YouTube subscriber and steady stream of 10 collective views on his videos in the past 7 months. Could have scored an easy 3-4 regs from this guys contacts.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

This man disgraces the good name of Dopefish.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012


That's it!? Lowtax!

Don't go Tekken my heart

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Beefeater posted:

Tell him Tekken is for shitheads and challenge him to a match of Bushido Blade.

smash bros

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

super sweet best pal posted:

This man disgraces the good name of Dopefish.

Sullied with a dopefish dog fusion fursona

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


If he's such a hot poo poo twitching streamer or whatever how come he ain't got the money? :smug:

Scrumpie
Jun 20, 2018

by R. Guyovich

By popular demand posted:

If he's such a hot poo poo twitching streamer or whatever how come he ain't got the money? :smug:

You saying people actually pay money to watch people play video games?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

super sweet best pal posted:

This man disgraces the good name of Dopefish.

Swim swim hungry. Stupid fish!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Scrumpie posted:

You saying people actually pay money to watch people play video games?

have an article.

Scrumpie
Jun 20, 2018

by R. Guyovich

:eyepop:

I wish I was young.

Sagan
Jan 26, 2005

Fun Shoe
In hindsight the dude is 37, broke and streams himself playing Tekken on the internet to an empty room. He'd probably fit right in here.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Absolutely, but everybody has to pay the Taxman. Even the criminally insane of FYAD.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

:ck5:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


I somehow missed that his name was actually "TekkinItEasy" until now, that's great :allears:

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


i dont know what would be worse. interesting approach tekken man or the people who watch him on twitch

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

This feels like a squandered opportunity for laughs tbph

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Jesus Christ Rich you are just throwing that money away

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

ASenileAnimal posted:

i dont know what would be worse. interesting approach tekken man or the people who watch him on twitch

his mother leaves the stream on in the background while she does his laundry just to show her support for her precious baby boy

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender
TekWar, TekWar never changes

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!
Man, we could have been Tekken it easy, enigma style, grooving to the latest cuddle core sounds. But alas, it was not meant to be. :sigh:

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

Now I'll never learn how to be a successful Tekken streamer.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Beefeater posted:

Now I'll never learn how to be a successful Tekken streamer.
Neither will he.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



i think that guy was tekken the piss!!!

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BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....
I feel like we missed a a funny stream here like the old Gord (?) saga from the earlier days of the forums . Like let him in on the condition that he has to beat a Game's Tekkenn regular and then sit back and watch the meltdown.

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