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'no.' was the right answer, I'm pretty sure that was a detective posing as an under aged Tekker and you just saved yourself an awful lot of trouble.
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Lowtax posted:Neither will he. Heyooooooo!
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Jun 26, 2018 16:53
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Jun 26, 2018 18:09
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That's some hardcore Cuddle Core poo poo right there.
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Jun 26, 2018 18:25
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tell him you'll make him an account and ask what he wants his username to be. every time he gives you a name tell him its taken and ask for another
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Jun 26, 2018 18:27
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It means he's a nut, OP. He's crazy in the coconut.
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Jun 26, 2018 18:28
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tekkin' it easy
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Jun 26, 2018 18:29
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Lowtax, do you get weird emails like this often? Or is this just an occasional thing?
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Jun 26, 2018 18:47
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I'm personally more into snugglegaze these days
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Jun 26, 2018 18:49
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Wait hang on, the man is 37 and is too broke to afford  ??I mean I guess he obviously couldn't afford a composition class either but jfc
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Jun 26, 2018 19:00
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Starman Super DX posted:Wait hang on, the man is 37 and is too broke to afford I'm 38 and too broke to afford right now.ofc, my life just exploded into a pile of poo poo, so once I get everything straight again I plan on throwing extra money at lowtax just for the joy these forums bring.
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Marta Velasquez posted:Lowtax, do you get weird emails like this often? Or is this just an occasional thing? I remember Lowtax posting similar threads as far back as 2003. "haha why do i have to pay to see your forums it probably sucks poo poo and is a total scam..." "Okay, go spend your ten bucks on cigarettes or something." "c'mon dude just let me in free so i can check it out and if its kewl ill totally pay ten bucks"
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RFC2324 posted:I'm 38 and too broke to afford  Well at least you're not begging strangers on the internet for free money while banking on internet fame and "theoretical dollars" with the writing skills of a nine year old w/ autism (admittedly though the thoughts of whom may have been slightly more organized). Afaik, anyway.
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Jun 26, 2018 19:48
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You've made a powerful foe this day Lowtax!!!
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Starman Super DX posted:
nah. I'm getting a real job again. got an interview in 5 minutes as a matter of fact
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RFC2324 posted:nah. I'm getting a real job again. got an interview in 5 minutes as a matter of fact make sure to tell the interviewer to "Tekk it easy" then spend an extremely long amount of time describing this thread to him
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RFC2324 posted:nah. I'm getting a real job again. got an interview in 5 minutes as a matter of fact Good for you man, and good luck. Apparently being a leech that plays video games for a living  is what's apart of the current zeitgeist.
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Starman Super DX posted:Good for you man, and good luck. Apparently being a leech that plays video games for a living I'd love to play video games for a living, but I suck at them and my sense of humor is a bit too dry
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Jun 26, 2018 20:21
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Can you shout homophobic slurs at high pitch?
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Jun 26, 2018 20:45
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i see, this is liam neeson's daughter's gross new boyfriend in tekken 4
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FactsAreUseless posted:It means he's a nut, OP. He's crazy in the coconut. That boy needs therapy
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:That boy needs therapy ... For carpal tunnel maybe! From playing so much TEKKEN! WHICH HE DOES. AND IS GOOD AT!
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:That boy needs therapy I’m gonna kill you
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Starman Super DX posted:I’m gonna kill you You're gonna Tekk their life 
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Beefeater posted:I remember Lowtax posting similar threads as far back as 2003. I was more wondering if he still got those kinds of emails after all these years or if they all hosed off to Twitter.
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Jun 26, 2018 21:07
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Starman Super DX posted:I’m gonna kill you Kazoos at dawn you son of a bitch.
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Jun 26, 2018 21:14
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Look I know there are a lot of cool zany ideas but this is the kind of guy where if we gently caress with him, we'll get a manifesto and later the CuddleCoreKiller and Slenderman are all this place is known for
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Jun 26, 2018 21:53
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Dopefish is the guy from YouTube who made the ladder goat video I bet he doesn't even know a furry tried to steal his name
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Jun 26, 2018 21:54
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just tekk it real nice and slow and no one will get hurt
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schmitty9800 posted:Look I know there are a lot of cool zany ideas but this is the kind of guy where if we gently caress with him, we'll get a manifesto and later the CuddleCoreKiller and Slenderman are all this place is known for Lowtax post his email, I want to buy him a gift certificate
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Lowtax post his email, I want to buy him a gift certificate what if buying him a pity account was... actually that pretty much clearly was his plan
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Kharnifex posted:Dopefish is the guy from YouTube who made the ladder goat video You ignorant motherfucker Dopefish is a character from Commander Keen
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I thought dopefish in commander keen was even then a reference to something else. Its was the handle of someone who made doom maps or somethibg
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Here we go with the classic “dopefish rabbit-hole”
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Iirc the original dope fish did time in the 70s or 80s after he got caught trying to move heroin hidden in gutted tuna
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Dopefish first appearance is in the dead sea scrolls
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While it was hailed as a major victory at the time, Dopefish' death in Tora Bora only allowed even more radical game mascots to take his place.
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Verisimilidude posted:The only twitch stream I care about is a closeup of my dick while I’m watching the Westminster dog show lmao
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Dopefish was a very skilled general during the African campaign of ww2. He served under general Patton and thats why he's not as well known. His battles include Bengazi 1940 June 24 Tripoli 1940 June 13 and many others.
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steinrokkan posted:You ignorant motherfucker No poo poo, it's who dopefish got his name from
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