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We are coming up on the fifteen year anniversary of The Football Funhouse and we are excited for what this next year will bring. We had a good first decade and a half and have grown tremendously. One of our posters has started a podcast that sucks and a comic that’s not much better. Another has become a regular rape contributor in the North Carolina area. And no nfl.com writer cares about us. We’ve also come to the realization that we cannot expand at the rate we want to without more writers. If you might be interested in becoming a contributor, here is what we are looking for. General NFL news. We want to cover the news, but we mostly want to make fun of it. Here are some examples of what we are looking for. Sample 1 Sample 2 NFL Draft – We’d love to bring on people to do write ups on this. NFL Free Agency – We’d love people to do write ups on Fantasy Football – We have a solid base on this already, but we’d love new ideas. Collaborations – Projects with multiple writers. Maybe you have ideas we haven’t thought of. Like our mission statement says, we are dumb. Show us the error of our ways. The big thing we are looking for is bad opinions made with perfect self confidence. TFF prides itself in thinking it’s smarter than the rest of football media and not realizing that all our opinions are dumb. Go ahead and have conviction but make sure you have fun with it. This is unpaid work for now, but we hope to change that in the near future. We have also made the decision to run Google Ads to give writers an opportunity to make some money from their work. If you write something that blows up and gets a lot of hits, generating revenue, you get paid. If this is a deal-breaker, we completely understand. Just remember that we are working for free too. Heck, we are actually paying to write as we have costs that come with running the website. If you are still interested, here is what we need from you. Start a thread in this subforum. We will need the following. Ideas for what you would be interested in working on. A writing sample. Preferably something sports or comedy related. A commitment to starting one thread per week. We understand that life happens, but we are looking for a serious commitment. We are only looking to add a few writers at this time, so if you aren’t chosen, don’t worry. We will have more opportunities in the future and will certainly consider you if our staffing needs change. Sincerely, Football Absurdity 6/24/18, 6:48 PM Metapodauthor; platinum Joined Mar 18, 2012
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free pop dog
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:free pop dog with every written article
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Jun 25, 2018 21:53
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EmbryoSteve posted:with every written article Actually we want people to contribute
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Jun 25, 2018 21:54
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Is there an opening for a guy who crossposts memes from Reddit?
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Jun 25, 2018 21:58
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I will think about a paper that compares the NFL, the Combine, players, scouts and owners to American Slavery prior to Emancipation.
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Jun 25, 2018 21:58
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Is there an opening for a guy who crossposts memes from Reddit? As long as he posts at least one thread a week
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Jun 25, 2018 22:04
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i was thinkin bout writing an aritcle about thos beans
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Jun 25, 2018 22:09
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Hello Can I write about how I respectfully stand for the flag in my living room? Thanks.
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Jun 25, 2018 22:25
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Sorry but I only know how to write fart jokes
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Jun 25, 2018 22:30
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Hire a new dong reporter already.
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the last of us 3 looking fly
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Dubious posted:i was thinkin bout writing an aritcle about thos beans i'd read it
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Jun 25, 2018 22:59
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Metapod posted:i'd read it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEGOW2shFG4
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Jun 25, 2018 23:02
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Please start threads about all of these great ideas! Don’t worry if you get banned in a way that’s just further monetization
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Jun 25, 2018 23:09
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dem beans....
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I'll write about.......my rear end!
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Jun 26, 2018 00:46
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Bernie would've won. Am I doing it? Am I doing it right?
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Probably Magic posted:Bernie would've won. MODS
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Hey Phob huge fan big honor Do you need anyone to contribute to Miami Dolphins specific? Edit: or hentai
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When I get my laptop back, I'll release the long-awaited sequel to my Todd Reesing joint, that's right, the Kale Pick Megathread.
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Amy Pole Her posted:Hey Phob huge fan big honor If we could get a thread on both by EOW, I’ll have your metrics PMed. We’re looking for a pretty big NPS increase WOW and your KPIs do depend on it. It won’t effect your pay. You can trust me though I published a blog post on medium once
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If you had to describe the office culture would you say more barstool or more pft Also do you have free water
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Probably Magic posted:Bernie would've won. Dubious posted:MODS Probably Magic please write us a contribution on how Bernie winning would have changed the NFL with a minimum word count of Tom Brady's Career Receiving Yards
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Title IX is racist, namaste
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I did a series on reddit about defunct NFL teams and what their uniforms & helmets might have looked like if they had survived to modern day. A sample is here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/2v2jbm/revising_defunct_nfl_franchises_canton_bulldogs_1/ Do you want me to copy/paste/ update these?
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Jun 26, 2018 04:26
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What if the Washington Redskins had somehow managed to maintain their team name to present day?
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Jun 26, 2018 04:38
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You mean Boston Braves?
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Jun 26, 2018 05:27
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I'm working on an article about times in media a guy held a football behind his back and squatted down and made it look like he was pooping a football
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Jun 26, 2018 07:10
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Darth Brooks posted:I did a series on reddit about defunct NFL teams and what their uniforms & helmets might have looked like if they had survived to modern day. A sample is here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/2v2jbm/revising_defunct_nfl_franchises_canton_bulldogs_1/ Do you want me to copy/paste/ update these? Just workshopping here but if you put each logo on a separate page with links between them the user engagement really skyrockets
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Athanatos posted:Probably Magic please write us a contribution on how Bernie winning would have changed the NFL with a minimum word count of Tom Brady's Career Receiving Yards With the election of Bernie, obviously the NFL would've felt less pressure to crack down on anthem protesters, though they still would've, but more importantly, Woody Johnson would still be in charge of the Jets and in a rage move against socialist taxes that never come because the Republican congress blocks it, he sells the team in protest. This leads to its purchase by a shadowy Russian oligarch trying to recomp wasted expenses from Trump losing, and he promptly moves the team to Anchorage to make it closer to the Mother Land, paving the way for Super Bowl 70, the first Super Bowl snowed out because Bernie managed to stop global warming, leading NFL owners to jointly decide against northern Super Bowls, changing the game forever. Probably Magic fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Jun 26, 2018 |
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Rusel WIlson is the best qb of all time Austin 3:16
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I will write an article about Jimmy Twobutts "Brown" Jones-Johnson. Why does nobody acknowledge Jimmy Twobutts, the greatest player of the 1940s? Is society still too uncomfortable with a player who had an extra pair of buttcheeks? Or is Jimmy Twobutts "Brown" Jones-Johnson just someone I imagined after hitting my head on a low doorway? We just don't know.
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I don't write but I do produce listicle ideas at the rate of 1.5 every four hours
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Hi phoebe, I don't watch football and I'm not funny, but I can post anime and video game reviews just lmk
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The parents of deceased Washington State quarterback Tyler Hilinski revealed in an interview this morning that their son's post-suicide autopsy revealed he had the brain of a 65 year old, which I guess reveals why he hated "rap music" so much.
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I just now saw the other thread.  I was confused when I had read Phobeste's post in this thread because it's not really what TFF does but thought you really were looking for stuff.
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Darth Brooks posted:I did a series on reddit about defunct NFL teams and what their uniforms & helmets might have looked like if they had survived to modern day. A sample is here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/2v2jbm/revising_defunct_nfl_franchises_canton_bulldogs_1/ Do you want me to copy/paste/ update these? didn't you post a thread here, or at least have a very good post in a thread, about how you do your coloring? I've had a file labeled "a_template_using_a_very_old_college_player_by_darth_brooks-d7bo2fi.psd" saved for a couple years now.
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Darth Brooks posted:I just now saw the other thread. It’s really brave of you to admit this and I’m proud of you for going through life so free of protective irony. In that spirit please make the thread and I’ll pretend it’s a joke
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