- Silly Burrito
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I plan to post stolen chili recipes from Pinterest.
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- Silly Burrito
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I don't know what you're talking about, something awful pays me to post.
they don't pay you?
That's it, I'm pulling my Patreon pledge.
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Jun 29, 2018 22:48
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- Silly Burrito
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Ill be happy to write for TFF heres my rough draft of a little piece im working on:
It was easy enough to hook up with Aaron during the offseason: charity events, celebrity golf tournaments, fishing trips. There was always the ESPY Awards and hot sex with his favorite Green Bay Packer in a four-star hotel afterwards. It had been touch-and-go during Aaron’s fling with that actress. She was pretty alright, but certainly not A-list. Not like JJ’s crush, the inimitable Jennifer Aniston. He was convinced that he could get her pregnant, not like her loser husband, another third-rate actor, whose sperm couldn’t get the job done. If only Jennifer would give him a chance. JJ was sure he could give her the offspring she so desired, and then they could ride off into the sunset, just like he imagined in his fevered mind as he beat off in the shower. Christ, he had to get a life.
Suddenly, Cam Newton was hit by a shrink ray and shrank to three inches tall. As he was running around on the field trying to avoid being stepped on by Christian McCaffrey, he decided to head for the sidelines. Unfortunately, that's where a stray orange tabby lie sleeping, only to wake up at the sight of the newly mouse-sized quarterback.
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