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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Title IX is racist, namaste

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
What if the Washington Redskins had somehow managed to maintain their team name to present day?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
The parents of deceased Washington State quarterback Tyler Hilinski revealed in an interview this morning that their son's post-suicide autopsy revealed he had the brain of a 65 year old, which I guess reveals why he hated "rap music" so much.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Hope you guys don't mind a little Rick Reilly style self-plagiarism

General Dog posted:

Steve Spurrier returned to his office and was confronted by a silhouette. Kevin Sumlin stepped out of the shadows.
"Tell me coach, you have a ring, and you have a Heisman, but have you ever had one of these?"
Steve felt his cheeks redden as Sumlin slowly lower his fly. He gazed lustily. "Kevin," he said, "they don't call me the old ball coach for nothing..."

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