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Bernie would've won. Am I doing it? Am I doing it right?
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2018 00:52 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 19:17 |
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When I get my laptop back, I'll release the long-awaited sequel to my Todd Reesing joint, that's right, the Kale Pick Megathread.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2018 02:16 |
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Athanatos posted:Probably Magic please write us a contribution on how Bernie winning would have changed the NFL with a minimum word count of Tom Brady's Career Receiving Yards With the election of Bernie, obviously the NFL would've felt less pressure to crack down on anthem protesters, though they still would've, but more importantly, Woody Johnson would still be in charge of the Jets and in a rage move against socialist taxes that never come because the Republican congress blocks it, he sells the team in protest. This leads to its purchase by a shadowy Russian oligarch trying to recomp wasted expenses from Trump losing, and he promptly moves the team to Anchorage to make it closer to the Mother Land, paving the way for Super Bowl 70, the first Super Bowl snowed out because Bernie managed to stop global warming, leading NFL owners to jointly decide against northern Super Bowls, changing the game forever. Probably Magic fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Jun 26, 2018 |
# ¿ Jun 26, 2018 16:13 |
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andey
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2018 18:03 |